Micro 625: US Presidential Election - Now Turtle Island!

[kuribo]

if someone doc'd SSK or blocked me, you need to come forward right now and say so


otherwise it's a fucking scum claim



well i mean

it still is

but i'll save your rope for last if you confess

[RachMarie]

not me I have no power of any kind

I am also the only chick and since it is lylo

Im Hillary Clinton VT

[MafiaSSK]

Wait why is HRC VT

[RachMarie]

because I am a woman j/k

you would have to ask the mod obviously.

[Accountant]

Bah! Humbug!

[MafiaSSK]

Shouldn't it be in the flavor? The relation between flavor and role has been there in the rest of the role PMs.

[RachMarie]

ok paraphrasing here

My roles as first lady blah blah blah

Then that I am VT

Then a bunch of stuff about always being in power blah blah blah

and then that I win when that the opponents to the US are not running...

Don't want to make it clearer because yeah not wanting a mod kill

[MafiaSSK]

Yeah, I still don't buy that. But also mylo, so I won't vote quite yet.

[RachMarie]

LOL about sounds like her presidential run actually...

[RachMarie]

TBH there were so few choices for me if I were a Republican now I could have had loads of choices, mostly crazy dudes lol.

But other than Clinton and Sanders, I had to work hard to even FIND a 3rd one that actually ran at least for a few minutes lol

[Twin Wings]

TBH there were so few choices for me if I were a Republican now I could have had loads of choices, mostly crazy dudes lol.

But other than Clinton and Sanders, I had to work hard to even FIND a 3rd one that actually ran at least for a few minutes lol

We literally went out and tried to find the most outlandish candidates. That was a fun google journey.

But to the meat of the post:

We're Caesar St. Augustine Du Bonaparte (Kuroi thought we were trolling), and we're a Watcher because our defining feature is having a Youtube channel. We watched SSK Night 1 and no one visited him. However, we watched kuribo last night because we figured scum would try to get rid of him or roleblock him or whatever, and RachMarie visited him.

- Fox

[RachMarie]

that is total BS I am VT

Scum found

VOTE: Twin

[Twin Wings]

Good defense.

VOTE: Rach

- Fox

[RachMarie]

In before SSK joins in after you two convince either Kuribo or Jiffy to vote for me

Just like Hillary Im misunderstood.

Im calling the maf team as Twin and SSK

Kuribo and Jiffy as town

[RachMarie]

Wait a minute here ACCOUNTANT died not Kuribo

scum caught in lie

dudes we got this just vote twin and ssk

[Twin Wings]

Wait a minute here ACCOUNTANT died not Kuribo

scum caught in lie

dudes we got this just vote twin and ssk

We watched kuribo because I thought he'd be killed

or roleblocked

. His kill didn't go through.

- Fox

[KuroiXHF]

Former 2016 presidential candidate, Ben Carson, had a history of violence. He nearly stabbed a friend to death because he changed the radio station. He then went home and prayed, surprised by his violent potential. He found the will to turn himself into a more patient man. He decided to stop hurting people and start helping them instead.

Day One - Vote Count 3.2

RachMarie - (1/3) - TwinWings
Majiffy - (0/3) -
MafiaSSK - (1/3) - Kuribo
Twin Wings - (1/3) - RachMarie
Kuribo - (0/3) -
Not Voting: Majiffy, MafiaSSK

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch!

(expired on 2016-08-06 18:30:00)

[Twin Wings]

Wait a minute here ACCOUNTANT died not Kuribo

scum caught in lie

dudes we got this just vote twin and ssk

Yeah uh
Why did you visit kuribo?
We watched him because he claimed vig and those are rb-jail-kill targets. You visiting him while claiming VT is just a terrible idea.

So
Why did you lie
And what is your real role?
-Scout

[RachMarie]

umm yeah I am not lying i went nowhere

hence YOU ARE SCUM

[RachMarie]

awesome job guys, ssk holds back his vote trying to appear townie, Twin makes a fake claim and does a fake result on the one who is often lynch bait. hoping either Kuribo or Jiffy will grab it, and then in comes ssk with the hammer awesome job

Boys if you do this we lose the game I dont want to see anyone but twin or ssk lynched today

[MafiaSSK]

No I just hate crosslynches esp when there's literally nothing to analyze here and it's just random guessing.

[RachMarie]

random guessing?

Twin has made a PR claim I have CC that she is fake claiming

what is there to guess?

[kuribo]

Jesus fuck


I don't have the energy to analyze this shit tonight

[RachMarie]

I told you my choices were all democrats

And paraphrased my role PM

I have been working with town to try to solve this game

Twin fake claims

They are desperate they want you or Jiffy to vote me so they win. Its simple

[kuribo]

Here's what I know for a fact
I shot at SSK
he's still here
Someone fucked with my kill
Someone ROBBED ME OF BLOOD
That is a crime punishable only by death
A debt payable only with blood

Twin says they saw a claimed VT visit me
Rach says they're full of shit

One of you owes me blood. Your own will suffice.