Worst role ideas?

[Nemesis]

You are a

backstabber

. You can daykill someone if in their very last post have specifically said that they trust you. You win with the town.

This is a beautiful role. I'd like to see it in games.

[hasdgfas]

You are a

backstabber

. You can daykill someone if in their very last post have specifically said that they trust you. You win with the town.

This is a beautiful role. I'd like to see it in games.

I actually really like this role, for some odd reason.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You are a

backstabber

. You can daykill someone if in their very last post have specifically said that they trust you. You win with the town.

This is a beautiful role. I'd like to see it in games.

I actually really like this role, for some odd reason.

Awesome role.

[Mr. Flay]

We'd have to have enough Daykill roles to make it non-obvious, however...

Otherwise, yeah, kinda cool role.

[Yosarian2]

This is a beautiful role. I'd like to see it in games.

Strangely, I think I would use most of the roles I posted in this thread in games.

Hmmm...in fact, I've actually posted more then enough roles in this thread to make a large game out of those roles alone...

[Cogito Ergo Scum]

You are an

Anarchist

. You don't listen to no rules. Therefore, you have your own rulesset.

The Rules:

1: This is a game. Having fun is a requirement.
2:

Please bold your votes. For example, Vote: RandomPerson. Votes that are not bolded will not be counted

.
3:

If you wish to change your vote, bold an unvote for the player you were voting and vote for the new player you are going to be voting. For example, Unvote: RandomPerson, Vote: ScummyPerson. If you do not unvote in this format, your vote will not be counted.

4:

Lynching will require a majority of the votes. You may Vote: No Lynch to decide to not lynch someone on a given day. No-lynching also requires a majority of the votes. Once a lynch is decided, the decision is final. Feel free to continue posting until the thread is locked, but unvoting before I check the thread will not prevent the player from being lynched.

Your lynch threshold is the original lynch threshold -1. You may not vote no lynch. If you unvote after a majority is reached before I declare the game twilight, the person you unvoted will not be lynched.
5:

If you get lynched or killed, you are dead. Post nothing; not even a “Bah!” post.

You may give as much information as you want in your final post.
6: Any questions, concerns, desires for me to prod, whatever PM me.
7:

Never quote anything that I PM to you.

8: Treat this game as a commitment and be considerate of me and your fellow players.
9:

No small or invisible text, editing of your posts, etc.

10:

Do not discuss this game outside the thread at any time, except if your role specifically allows you to do so.

11: You must confirm your role to me by PM.
12:

If you do not post for 3 days without notifying me that you will be away, you will be prodded. Not posting within 48 hours of the prod or getting prodded more than 3 times may result in replacement.

13: Each day will have an automatic deadline of 4 weeks. I may extend it in very special circumstances.
14:

If a majority is not reached by deadline, the person with the highest number of votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first person to reach that number of votes will be lynched.

If a majority is not reached by the deadline, you will be the lynch for the day instead.
15:

Red is my colour. Don't use it.

Use as much red as possible. And use bold as much as possible. The best would be a combination of red, or, in other words, bold red.
16: If any other player comes with a plan, you

must

do exactly the opposite of that. If you're massclaiming, you are not allowed to claim. If someone

doesn't

want you to claim, you must claim, etc. etc. etc.

You win when you're the sole survivor.

[Imat]

You are

Golden Globe Winner Hugh Laurie as House

. You have a near perfect ability to save victims of strange illnesses or the occasional bullet/stab wound. Because of this you may choose one person each night to protect. That person will be immune to all night kills and poison attempts.

Unfortunately, somebody stole your painkillers and you've been condescending ever since...More so than before...You must insult your intended target at some point within the day in order to protect them during the night. However, if another player points out your insults, you will be reported to the executives and will not be able to use your night power until another player calls you Town or another player claims Doctor, in which case you must insult them as well. You're House, even your friends are your targets.

If you want to be a mean Mod, any players investigating House will be given a Scum result. If you want to be the meanEST Mod, any players House protects are told he is guilty, in addition to the investigations.

Actually, thats not the worst role I've ever made, except for the loss of Protection when somebody notices your PR - Protect Restriction. If ever used, would need to be a large game with several Docs.

[Mirth]

You are an

Anarchist

. You don't listen to no rules. Therefore, you have your own rulesset.

The Rules:

1: This is a game. Having fun is a requirement.
2:

Please bold your votes. For example, Vote: RandomPerson. Votes that are not bolded will not be counted

.
3:

If you wish to change your vote, bold an unvote for the player you were voting and vote for the new player you are going to be voting. For example, Unvote: RandomPerson, Vote: ScummyPerson. If you do not unvote in this format, your vote will not be counted.

4:

Lynching will require a majority of the votes. You may Vote: No Lynch to decide to not lynch someone on a given day. No-lynching also requires a majority of the votes. Once a lynch is decided, the decision is final. Feel free to continue posting until the thread is locked, but unvoting before I check the thread will not prevent the player from being lynched.

Your lynch threshold is the original lynch threshold -1. You may not vote no lynch. If you unvote after a majority is reached before I declare the game twilight, the person you unvoted will not be lynched.
5:

If you get lynched or killed, you are dead. Post nothing; not even a “Bah!” post.

You may give as much information as you want in your final post.
6: Any questions, concerns, desires for me to prod, whatever PM me.
7:

Never quote anything that I PM to you.

8: Treat this game as a commitment and be considerate of me and your fellow players.
9:

No small or invisible text, editing of your posts, etc.

10:

Do not discuss this game outside the thread at any time, except if your role specifically allows you to do so.

11: You must confirm your role to me by PM.
12:

If you do not post for 3 days without notifying me that you will be away, you will be prodded. Not posting within 48 hours of the prod or getting prodded more than 3 times may result in replacement.

13: Each day will have an automatic deadline of 4 weeks. I may extend it in very special circumstances.
14:

If a majority is not reached by deadline, the person with the highest number of votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first person to reach that number of votes will be lynched.

If a majority is not reached by the deadline, you will be the lynch for the day instead.
15:

Red is my colour. Don't use it.

Use as much red as possible. And use bold as much as possible. The best would be a combination of red, or, in other words, bold red.
16: If any other player comes with a plan, you

must

do exactly the opposite of that. If you're massclaiming, you are not allowed to claim. If someone

doesn't

want you to claim, you must claim, etc. etc. etc.

You win when you're the sole survivor.

But wouldn't the role automatically disregard even those rules? So technically he can do whatever he wants.

(Also this is a role I wouldn't want to be in a game with. See my usual status on mass claims.)


And so I don't feel like spamming (it's been a while since I contributed anything truely twisted. I feel like I need to live up to my title...):


Congratulations! You are

God

. You are all powerful and can do whatever you want in thread and during night actions. None of the rules apply to you and you are capabe of using any power you want. You cannot be killed by lynches, vigs, SKs, mafia, bombers, etc. Since you're the alpha and the omega, you've already won.

Bastard Mod Note: I am an atheist, and this role is written for atheist mods, otherwise it wouldn't really work. This role does not exist. If player disobeys game rules, he shall be modkilled. If player votes, daykills, sends in night actions, they shall be ignored. If three people say they don't believe in god, player will cease to exist (die). Otherwise the player really can't die being a nonentity. This does not matter as player's real win condition is to survive modwrath and atheism until end game with town with a bit of a twist. If town wins, Mod will then ask all surviving members if they believe in a diety. If even one person says "no" God still loses.

[sonickid01]

I just came up with a few random roles. Someone may have come up with them before, in which case they were "rediscovered."

You are the

Obsessor

. Every night, (mod) will send you the name of a random person. The following Day, you must quote something from EVERY SINGLE POST which that person makes. You also may not vote for that person. You win with the town.

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You are the

Scum's Defender

. You win with the town. The following person is scum: (insert mafia member here). You are tied to this person. If this person becomes lynched then the town loses. If they are nightkilled, nothing happens and you become a normal townie. You also may not reveal your role to anyone.

Meh, I just came up with those. :^P

[Booker]

You are a

Townie

, and have only your vote and posting abilities. During the day, try to figure out who's working against the town and lynch them. You win when no threats to the town remain.

Mod note

: Is, in fact, the

Stereotypical Movie Werewolf

. Every night, a player who didn't sign up publicly and was contacted privately by the mod may send in a nightkill on SMM's behalf. Silver isn't really used for weapons anymore, which makes SMM immune to nightkills. SMM is also incredibly easily distracted, and if anyone targets either him or his target, he fails to finish them off. In this case, the target loses any night-abilities (Not that he knows that) and the mod goes off PMing for another SMM-player. SMM-players win when only werewolves remain.

[armlx]

Booker, I actually ran a similar role in Random Mafia 2 and it won. It was Chuck Norris, was told he was a night action immune townie. Every night they were alive a random kill on someone else occurred and they actually won without the town.

[Booker]

...They? As in, more than one Chuck Norris?
That said, it's not surprising. Practically a harder-to-catch SK.

[Mr. Flay]

They, as in the singular gender-neutral pronoun.

Chuck Norris does not need your binary gender definitions.

[NabakovNabakov]

You are a

Reasonable Townsperson

. You tried to tell everybody that daily lynch mobs would deplete the population. You tried to tell them the execution platform would scare away tourism, but nobody listened. You refuse to participate in the same barbaric violence as the rest of the town and can only vote "No Lynch".

You win if the game ends with fewer than 3 lynches.

[Mirth]

You are a

Reasonable Townsperson

. You tried to tell everybody that daily lynch mobs would deplete the population. You tried to tell them the execution platform would scare away tourism, but nobody listened. You refuse to participate in the same barbaric violence as the rest of the town and can only vote "No Lynch".

You win if the game ends with fewer than 3 lynches.

Soooo definately not a character from Maurice Ogden's "The Hangman"...

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think lying to God is rather mean.

when's the last time God lied to you?

[The Jester]

You're Ray Charles.

[armlx]

You're Ray Charles.

Lol.

[NabakovNabakov]

You are

Perfect

. Unlynchable, unnightkillable, innocence announced in the opening post. Infinite actions of any nature to be taken during the day or night. You've already won.

April Fools!

You're a miller. Good luck!

[Twomz]

You are Frankenstein... rock on baby.



You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

[Mirth]

You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

Not to hard. Just put them in a game with me. (Though I really dont understand why people keep linking that song...its not like its *that* horrible.)

[Yosarian2]

I just got rickrolled today, heh.

[The Jester]

You're Ray Charles.

Lol.

Apparently brail doesn't work in PM.

[Twomz]

You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

Not to hard. Just put them in a game with me. (Though I really dont understand why people keep linking that song...its not like its *that* horrible.)

I didn't link to "Never gonna give you up" . (You're curious now bwahaha, is it really another song, or am i just saying that to get you to click the link! <evil cackle>...<cough>)

[Mirth]

You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

Not to hard. Just put them in a game with me. (Though I really dont understand why people keep linking that song...its not like its *that* horrible.)

I didn't link to "Never gonna give you up" . (You're curious now bwahaha, is it really another song, or am i just saying that to get you to click the link! <evil cackle>...<cough>)

(I did click it. It sounds like he just recycles the instrumental tracks from one song to another, so there really isnt a difference)