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Votecount 1.04

Mulch (1)

Punreader ,

Stop Getting Banned Again (2)

PenguinPower , Titus ,

Porkens (1)

Gorkington ,

Jingle (2)

Porkens , Stop Getting Banned Again ,

Ginngie (1)

Almost50 ,

Almost50 (1)

schadd_ ,

Punreader (3)

Jingle , Ginngie , Mulch ,

Not Voting (2)

Nosferatu , EspeciallyTheLies ,

Day one deadline is Wednesday May 9, 6 PM PST. (expired on 2018-05-09 18:00:00)

With 13 alive it takes 7to lynch!

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[Punreader]

No offense punny but penguin is town

Yes, precisely. PenguinPower is my second-strongest copper-forged-friend-read. I place punreads at the top, not the bottom. Refer to my vote; I'm certainly not voting a copper-forged-friend-read.

[Punreader]

Fixing broken tag:

This is something you can inquire more about.

If you want me to know who you are, then go ahead and tell me.

That wasn't what you could inquire more about.

This was.

I [...] was not especially fond of her entrance.

It felt like she was telling tall tales

.

Additionally, you could have responded to any of this.

Her entrance lacked real reads, reasoning, and mechanics talk

I... have never expected this from anyone's "entrance".... ? Unless they are a replacement... It's day one of day one...

Titus's entrance was on page 13. That is 13 pages' worth of opportunities for her to have reads, reasoning, and mechanics talk. Even if it were the first page, she'd have the capability to do at least one; she effectively did none. I don't expect her entrance to be prefect, but I expect it to be juicier than what we got.

Solidly competing for ~spot #3/6, we have:

@pun

, can you actually walk through why im your #2 scumread?

I already did.

we'll vig you porkens

counterclaiming vig

vote: stop getting banned

Though tons of fun, this gorram player is the king of scum.

I felt your entrance into the game was lacking something from your town game. What, exactly, I don't know, but

something

.

I am less certain than I was before, but you are certainly not making me feel like you're obvtown yet.

can you also talk about why youre just dropping reasoning for a few of your reads and not even your strongest ones?

I'm explaining all of my reads, you just have to pay attention. The way I explain my reads differs on mobile because on a phone I can't make the quote wall that I use on a desktop.

Even the parts not addressed to you were things which could be commented on.

[Punreader]

No offense punny but penguin is town

Yes, precisely. PenguinPower is my second-strongest copper-forged-friend-read. I place punreads at the top, not the bottom. Refer to my vote; I'm certainly not voting a copper-forged-friend-read.

If my terminology is still confusing, refer to my username, then refer to what 'pun' rhymes with. (It does not rhyme with 'town'.)

Furthermore, think about what the game's theme is, and what an existing expression is if you use a different metal. (I prefer not to explain my puns, but if need be, I can.)

[Mulch]

Furthermore, think about what the game's theme is, and what an existing expression is if you use a different metal. (I prefer not to explain my puns, but if need be, I can.)

Explain? I'm kinda dumb

[Almost50]

@Pun: I'm skeptical about the Mulch SR, although I admit I haven't read shit (and don't intend to in the next 48 hours). The thing is I started with him as a SR because he used that same tactic in the competition (him and Fire made the game unreadable), so when hye said he was trying to outpost the hydra it made me think they were scum together. Then it hit me that he could not have convinced the whole of a 21-headed hydra to do this (and besides I've been in a large hydra and have an idea about where the shitposting comes from), so he was Scum and the hydra was null.

Now I came on to check on the activity and it seems he has less than one third of the count he should have been aiming for if he really wanted to outpost them, so I have doubts about his being scum based on the much-lower-than-expected-from-Scum-Mulch post count.

Can you please convince me with your case on him (or point me to where you provided one if you did)?

[Jingle]

Jingle, you are continuing to ignore me because lolCheeky. "Punreader's posts have done nothing to change that"?

Oh?

DO TELL.

I see 0 reason why any of your posts are more likely to come from town than scum.

Catchups are easy to fake. Readslists are easy to fake. Puns are a gimmick and thus NAI.

And your readslists don't instill confidence either:

Your mulch read is carp (See, I can pun too!).
Your 3rd of 5 townreads was "whoever I can't remember right now"
You townread Jingle.

Absolutely none of this makes me think "Not Scum."

I think I know who you are. I think you are familiar with me. If I'm right, you're on the slightly scummy side of null post replace. If I'm wrong, you're hard null post replace.

My vote stands.

I'll bite the bait though, tell me about this PP read.

[Mulch]

Furthermore, think about what the game's theme is, and what an existing expression is if you use a different metal. (I prefer not to explain my puns, but if need be, I can.)

Explain? I'm kinda dumb

Someone? I’m curious lmao

[PenguinPower]

Someone? I’m curious lmao

Game is Police Academy -> Cop -> Copper -> Copper-forged friend -> Tin -> Tin-read -> Townread.

I'm super sick tonight...back in the morning.

[Jingle]

Copper, as in, the fuzz, the 5-0, etc.

Also, I'm totally taking partial credit for the gifs in the flavor.

smith said he might watch police academy, and I argued that he should just say all of the clips from Hot Fuzz and such are actually from Police academy because no one would admit to watching that movie to call him on it.

[PenguinPower]

smith said he might watch police academy, and I argued that he should just say all of the clips from Hot Fuzz and such are actually from Police academy because no one would admit to watching that movie to call him on it.

What...Police Academy is awesome...

[PenguinPower]

UNVOTE:

[Mulch]

Someone? I’m curious lmao

Game is Police Academy -> Cop -> Copper -> Copper-forged friend -> Tin -> Tin-read -> Townread.

I'm super sick tonight...back in the morning.

This is way too complicate to be funny lol

[Jingle]

The best puns aren't funny, Mulch. The best puns make you cry on the inside.

[Titus]

My first instinct is that superhydra and Mulch share an alignment.

I'll go along with the majority cop thing if the target is a mostly consensus TR and skilled.

[Titus]

I'll try to do more tomorrow after my foot doc appointment

[Nosferatu]

Egipto sting for when I get home.

[Jingle]

My scotch is gone now.
I am very sad, dear friends.
I bid you adieu.

[Stop Getting Banned Again]

ETL is trying too hard to look town

[Titus]

Hey anyone who cares I'm voting the hydra for post 30. I don't care for the word that rhymes with bunt.

[Mulch]

Respectable

[Nosferatu]

I fully expect 3/4 of the hydra to have flaked by the end of the weekend. We don't need to operate on a shrinking tumor.

Well I can tell you Creature hasn't posted so that's 1/20.

Go die. I'm literally thinking about replacing out because of your shit posting I don't want to read. Stfu or die.

yeah no ^ that's scum

Gorkington is making a much bigger deal out of this hydra than it deserves, and he's doing so in such a way that appears to be an attempt to obtain a tactical advantage rather than legitimate annoyance. Cheeky got pissed at us and asked for us to be replaced out then replaced out, that was legitimate. Gorkington's annoyance seems more fake.

-Desperado

What about those posts were legitimate lmao

Jingle town
Almoat50 mafia

respectable opinion

I concur with your plan ETL. However, I am a selfish woman. I'd like to skip the paranoid of each other phase and use you as the check tonight and just lynch the annoying as fuck hydra. Spam and using horrible language.

I'll let you skip the paranoia, ETL is scum.

I HAVE read a shitton of Mulch games. I believe specific posts to not come from Mulch scum. Mulch is a strong townread.

what kind of sample size are we talking about and what kind of a track record do you have to back this up?

would have probably have been faster to just ask which posts he was talking about no?

Titus/Mulch scumteam? Titus/Mulch scumteam. Probably.

????
why?

^^

Pun has puns but there is no actual logic behind his reads

Thus, just making statements to state them

Having read pun's ISO, I'm in agreement with you. I apologize for the snap judgement.

ya know, I actually really fuck with the fact that you went back and reviewed stuff.

It tells me you care and shit

there's another reason that she could be doing that

So I'm gonna be out the party?

ignore earlier comment.

Hey anyone who cares I'm voting the hydra for post 30. I don't care for the word that rhymes with bunt.

Well that's a pity. I'm sorry that you took such affront to the usage of that word. I agree that pulling such a stunt is in poor taste, but maybe that your decision to confront them might have been a little blunt. I understand that while your conscience is bringing this comment to the front of your mind, but it seems a little bit unfair to make the entire hydra take the brunt of your rage no?

[Nosferatu]

VOTE: punreader
before i forget

[Punreader]

Catchups are easy to fake. Readslists are easy to fake. Puns are a gimmick and thus NAI.

None of these address the content therein. I have given reasoning on every read of mine, which you ignore.

Your 3rd of 5 townreads was "whoever I can't remember right now"

Incorrect. I couldn't remember twelve names when on my phone typing a long post; you're lucky I got eleven. However, just because I couldn't remember it was PenguinPower does not mean I could not remember the

strength

of my read. You can remember the strength of your read on a slot without remembering who the owner of a slot was, and that was precisely what happened. I knew the strength of my PenguinPower townread, just not that it was PenguinPower. Simply that I had a scummer who I was townreading that much and that the scummer was someone whose identity had slipped my mind.

I think I know who you are. I think you are familiar with me. If I'm right, you're on the slightly scummy side of null post replace.

Obviously not because if you knew who I was then I'd be on the hard town side.

I'll bite the bait though, tell me about this PP read.

I already did; you should have paid attention the first time.

Yea, but...I'm policy lynching...uh....

Power to you, my friend. I believe you have no place in a penitentiary.

PenguinPower had an incredibly town entrance, which was natural; there was absolutely nothing artificial or fake in his opening. This earned him the spot as my penultimate townread. Since then, there has been a perfect blend of being lighthearted and scumhunting; he's neither fluff posted nor been super serious. That is exactly what I would expect of him as town. Pending some major change, my townread there is never shifting its strength.

@Pun: I'm skeptical about the Mulch SR, although I admit I haven't read shit (and don't intend to in the next 48 hours). Can you please convince me with your case on him (or point me to where you provided one if you did)?

Thank you very mulch for asking. My reasoning is quite simple: meta. I am very strongly sure that Mulch's approach this game is his approach when pun.

Now, explaining what that approach

is

, that's unfortunately a little harder, and is what you're

really

looking for no doubt. It comes down not to so much what he is saying, or how often he is saying things, so much as it is how he approaches things.

Spoiler: Some key posts which highlight what I mean:

if you lynch stop being banned
you can outpost them

VOTE: SGB

I'm sad.

Penguin

So fun to play with you again

Could you be town then?

I would like that a lot.

Of course

I'm already locking you as town btw

You could always unvote yourself

You're at L-2 dude

Mulch, go ahead and prove yourself to be town, and then when you've finished could you do me a favor and keep D1 somewhat readable? I may have accidentally caused ETL to join this clusterfuck and I'd like to minimize the pain there.

Ok but as long as I am always staying ahead of the hydra

Deal?

UNVOTE: SGB

Nah rather not lynch an obvious town slot so early

This hydra is annoying tho

Imagine one mafiascum badtown player

and then multiply it by 26

Why wasn't I smart enough to think of all targetting the same person

Its because im thinking and sleeping

And i dont know the VC

ttyl

VOTE: Kidamn

These are the type of post which have an entirely different approach if Mulch is town.

ETL is trying too hard to look town

This is not quite the case, but something similar to this is indeed among the reasons I have her as a punread.

[Porkens]

Ok let's do some business. Bells, you town or not cause your behavior is scummy