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Post Post #50 (ISO) » Sun May 06, 2018 12:42 pm

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Omega and ZZZ have won back to back HOHs/POVs, they're the comp beasts of the house
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Post Post #51 (ISO) » Sun May 06, 2018 1:02 pm

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I just realized a major error in my programming. Ahhhh.
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Post Post #52 (ISO) » Sun May 06, 2018 1:34 pm

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Oof

At least I'll be salty if I survive
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Post Post #53 (ISO) » Sun May 06, 2018 2:06 pm

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In post 50, Taly wrote:Omega and ZZZ have won back to back HOHs/POVs, they're the comp beasts of the house
That's not surprising, the pov/vetos for the first two rounds use the same stats
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Post Post #54 (ISO) » Sun May 06, 2018 3:29 pm

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Yeah I used all my points on Logic because I wanted someone to be alphabetically fucked round 1.
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Post Post #55 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 12:38 am

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BIG BROTHER BOTS

Week 2: Eviction


It's time for the live eviction! The players who are not nominated will now vote to evict either
Betty Bot
or
Salt Bot
. As Head of Household, Omega Mandroid will only vote in the event of a tie. There are 10 votes, so it takes six to evict.









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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
Betty Bot
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That's three votes Salt Bot, three votes Betty Bot. Four votes left.


































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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
Salt Bot
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That's four votes each, two votes left.

















































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I vote to evict
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I vote to evict
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By a vote of 6-4,
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Post Post #56 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 1:29 am

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For posterity: I made an error in a behind-the-scenes calculation on Showmance Bot which does not affect any decisions it, or anyone else, has made thus far, but I'm shaming myself publicly to prove I am a human.
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Post Post #57 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 1:46 am

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Betty got booped
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #58 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:18 am

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Ooo I am no longer a black widow!! :D one of you is my lucky lovers

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Post Post #59 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:18 am

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Noooooo my betttyyyyyy. She was such an interesting jurorrrrr
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Post Post #60 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:20 am

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I'm definitely curious to know why she was nominated twice, if either of those two bot makers don't mind sharing!
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Post Post #61 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:40 am

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Right now I suspect endurance stats and name are playing the biggest factor in the early part of the game. I'm sure it'll change later though...

90% sure I'll end up marcellasing myself out of the game hahaha
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Post Post #62 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:45 am

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Man, this would be an interesting season XD

A 7-4 and a 6-4 vote in the first 2 weeks. Seems like there's a divide. :o
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Post Post #63 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 2:53 am

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In post 62, Taly wrote:Man, this would be an interesting season XD

A 7-4 and a 6-4 vote in the first 2 weeks. Seems like there's a divide. :o
Oi, my bot is the only bot that's has voted in the minority both times. That'll probably be bad for my
Bot :|.
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Post Post #64 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 3:04 am

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I actually now know why Betty was nominated twice. Sad, but it happens. If I participate again I'll make something different, so I don't mind releasing this:

Friendly But Bitter Betty Bot


Endurance: 136
Skill: 91
Memory: 19
Logic: 182
Speed: 39
Luck: 130
Dexterity: 53

ALLIANCE PROTOCOL:
-During the first vote of the game, mark all bots who vote the same way as Betty in that vote as “Alliance Members” (AM). If Betty Bot is the first HoH, mark all bots who vote for Betty’s eviction target in that vote as AM. [
Note: should have included, "If Betty Bot is one of the first two on the block, mark all bots who don't vote for Betty as AM
]
-If at any point an AM names Betty Bot as the eviction target, rename said AM as “Bitter Enemy” (BE).
-If at any point an AM votes for Betty Bot to be evicted, rename said AM as BE.
-If at any point a non-BE, non-AM votes for the same target as Betty Bot for a third round in a row, name said player an AM.
-If at any point an AM votes for the opposite target as Betty Bot for a fourth round in a row, remove the AM title.
-If at any point any player (including a BE) uses the VETO to take Betty Bot off the block, rename said player as AM.

HOH DECISIONS:
-If there are two or more BE’s in the game, nominate the BEs who have voted for Betty most often. In case of a tie (ICoT), nominate the BEs who have named Betty as the eviction target most often. ICoT, nominate those who have been a BE the longest. ICoT, nominate those with the highest endurance stat.
-If there is only one BE, nominate a non-AM next to them, if possible. Choose the non-AM with the highest endurance stat.
-If there are no BEs, nominate non-AMs with the highest endurance stats.
-After following the above, if there are empty nomination seats, nominate those who have voted the same way as Betty Bot the least often. ICoT, nominate those who have used VETO to save Betty Bot the least often. ICoT, nominate those who have been AM the shortest amount of time. ICoT, nominate those with the highest endurance stat.
-Name whichever player was nominated according to the earliest listed criterion the eviction target
-Never use VETO as HOH.
-If a replacement nominee is ever needed, use the above criteria to find the next preferred nomination.

VETO DECISIONS:
-If Betty Bot is on the block, use VETO on Betty Bot. Otherwise,
-If an AM is on the block, and there are players in the game who are not AM, use VETO on the AM (choose randomly if there are two on the block)
-If there are no AM bots in the game, AND there is at least one BE bot in the game, AND the eviction target is not a BE, use the veto on the eviction target.
-Otherwise, do not use VETO.

VOTING FOR ELIMINATION:
-If an AM is next to a non-AM, vote the non-AM out of the game.
-If a BE is next to a non-BE, vote the BE out of the game.
-Otherwise, vote the eviction target.

VOTING FOR A WINNER:
-Vote for AMs over non-AM non-BE’s over BE’s
-ICoT, vote for the player who voted for Betty Bot the least often
-ICoT, vote for the player who voted the same way as Betty Bot the most often
-ICoT, and in the case that there are no AM’s in the final two, vote for the player whose (total non-tiebreaker votes against AMs who were eliminated + # of times naming AMs as eviction targets) sum is lowest
-ICoT, vote the player who won the most challenges (HOH & VETO combined) IF AND ONLY IF they are not a BE who eliminated an AM in the final elimination. In this specific case, vote the player who did not win the final HOH.


She was definitely more complicated and fun the longer she stayed in the game, so I'm v sad to see her go.
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Post Post #65 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 4:44 am

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I have no idea why I voted for you tbh, I think it defaulted to alphabetical. Me and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ bot have a pretty good alliance going but I've got to backstab Saltbot somewhere..
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Post Post #66 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 4:55 am

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In post 65, Shadoweh wrote:I have no idea why I voted for you tbh, I think it defaulted to alphabetical. Me and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ bot have a pretty good alliance going but I've got to backstab Saltbot somewhere..
You're my new showmance, per Xalxe ^_^.
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Post Post #67 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 5:05 am

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I survived! Saltbot is gonna be salty though...
In post 65, Shadoweh wrote:I have no idea why I voted for you tbh, I think it defaulted to alphabetical. Me and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ bot have a pretty good alliance going but I've got to backstab Saltbot somewhere..
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Post Post #68 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 5:47 am

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BIG BROTHER BOTS

Week 3: HoH and Nominations

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The Bots compete for the third Head of Household. As outgoing HoH, Omega Mandroid does not compete. The winner of the third HoH is...

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Kellyn


After discussions and consultations of programming, the HoH has made their nominations. One by one, the HouseBots will have their keys pulled until only two remain.




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Numbers Bot
, you are safe.









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Cougbot
, you are safe.














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Salt Bot
, you are safe.



















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TrAnSDaVID
, you are safe.
























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Murderchu
, you are safe.





























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Omega Mandroid
, you are safe.


































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MonikaBot
, you are safe.







































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ZZZAlphabot
, you are safe.












































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TalyBot
, you are safe.

















Spoiler: Nominees
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Miltank
and
Showmance Bot
have been nominated for eviction.


Who will win the Power of Veto, and will it be used to save either of the two nominees? Find out next time, on Biiiiiig Brother!
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Post Post #69 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 6:25 am

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lol oh shit, that was way too close for comfort to me. XD

Guess targets have changed this week.
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Post Post #70 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 6:30 am

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How weird is it that I do NOT want my bot to win veto?! Lol
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Post Post #71 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 6:34 am

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Shhh, it's OK
Not_Mafia
and
Blackberry
... our trio will stay strong. <3

Our votes on
Betty
were purely strategic.
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"Taly wins for the most fence-sitty reads in a game ever" ~Battle Mage
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Post Post #72 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 7:36 am

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DIE MALOLOs DIE
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Post Post #73 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 8:19 am

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Pls no
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #74 (ISO) » Mon May 07, 2018 8:30 am

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In post 62, Taly wrote:Man, this would be an interesting season XD

A 7-4 and a 6-4 vote in the first 2 weeks. Seems like there's a divide. :o
Why can't the actual show be like this? All those unanimous votes get on my nerves.

Watching you guys' bots might be more interesting than actually watching most seasons of Big Brother! That's really sad.

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