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Post Post #1425 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:11 am

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It's really simple: if he was town raging he wouldn't be treating me like I'm town and trying to convince me to townread him.
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Post Post #1426 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:25 am

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Please stop lying.
I am not trying to convince you to townread me.
I am trying to get you lynched while shutting down the arguments that you have made for me being scum.
When you say 'Varsoon is scum because [lie]'
And I explain how that's a lie, literally wrong, etc.
I am not trying to convince YOU of anything.
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Post Post #1427 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:27 am

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@Gamma: Your insistence on scumreading me here is unsettling.
Context is incredibly important--what game are you referring to?
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Post Post #1428 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:33 am

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"hey I know that you're
scum
and as
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it is to your role PM to lie but please stop lying!!!"
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Post Post #1429 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:34 am

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Cool, so you admit that's why you've been lying all game.

I'd also appreciate it if you didn't characterize my responses to you as a tantrum.
It's belittling to my voice as a player and diminishes the value of my responses as evidence towards alignment--something you should care about if you actually are town.
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Post Post #1430 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:36 am

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I know that the idea of someone playing like I am beating you is offensive to you but i'm not gonna change for you babe
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Post Post #1431 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:42 am

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I know that you often rely on bold confidence fooling weak players, but it's just a cover up for your lack of supporting evidence and casing.

So, no, I've gotten over it.
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Post Post #1432 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:42 am

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I'm just asking that you tool your language towards being less incendiary and marginalizing.
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Post Post #1433 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:50 am

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I'm not being incendiary and marginalizing. You just aren't used to being treated without respect, and I don't mean respect in the sense of basic common courtesy, I mean in the sense of being looked up to.

I don't look up to you.
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Post Post #1434 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:57 am

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Unable the read the last 20 pages right now. Not sure if I'm going to have time tomorrow either.
I mostly just lurk now.
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Post Post #1435 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:01 am

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In post 1434, mutantdevle wrote:Unable the read the last 20 pages right now. Not sure if I'm going to have time tomorrow either.
I'm a delayed IC and even after claiming at L-1, Firebringer, RC, and Gamma have not unvoted me.
NK15 took the claim seriously and without skepticism and immediately unvoted.
Nibbui voiced lots of skepticism and seems to be on the side of RC.
I still hold that RC is scum for insisting on a 1v1 they knew was unhealthy to the game state, then lying to players like you who either can't read to catch up or don't want to.
RC won the first minigame in about 20 minutes, which reeks of collusion.
The moderator has since made collusion against the game rules.
Second minigame winner is between either Elbirn or me, JJH is still figuring that out.

My suggestion is that we lynch RC.
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Post Post #1436 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:02 am

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Also, Firebringer is a triple voter and claims to have no idea how it happened.
RC has claimed a PT with NSG and Gamma Emerald, with a scumread on NSG for behavior in the PT.
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Post Post #1437 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:09 am

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Hey Varsoon

Would it be prudent to maybe back off RC until your IC triggers? Cuz I dont think you're going to win this 1v1 with a triple vote against you. What other scumreads do you have?
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Post Post #1438 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:10 am

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My role gives Firebringer a double vote if he's on the same target as me and says it tsunderey enough

Varsoon describes his role as delayed IC here

He actually claimed it as one of
six
roles is an IC

So he's really claiming that he's IC for day 7, after the game is over

He initially claimed he had pretty good idea that it'd be before day 3

But then when I said ok so we ignore you til day 3 and if you're not confirmed by then, he went absolutely all in on me.

Doesn't make sense with the role, conftown would be more interested in proving themselves than fighting me. But even in the face of being lynched he refuses because he's not confirmed. Also the odds that Varsoon whose only shot at surviving day 1 is to claim IC and that he ALSO suggested me and Fire were best friends? (Hint: conftown don't assume others are also conftown)

So yeah just Lynch him he's always scum
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Post Post #1439 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:10 am

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In post 1437, Elbirn wrote:Hey Varsoon

Would it be prudent to maybe back off RC until your IC triggers? Cuz I dont think you're going to win this 1v1 with a triple vote against you. What other scumreads do you have?
We gave him his shit, he's scum, were not sparing him today

If you're town you are playing incredibly pro scum
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Post Post #1440 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:12 am

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You say that this isn't about him being your friend

But don't lie to yourself and say that after all of this, you wouldn't be defending him if you didn't like him more than me.

And liking him more than me is fine! Everyone chooses your friends

But in mafia you don't choose your teammates
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Post Post #1441 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:13 am

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Time to announce the results! Here's all that stuff again

Spoiler: Based Bananadog
1. Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion?
If the battle took place on the shore, the shark.

2. Who would win in a fight between a man-sized bat and 20 bat-sized men?
The men, they could out smart the bat.

3. Who would win in a fight between a sentient toaster and a rat?
The toaster. The rat could bite the cord and the toaster could do nothing but the rat isn't smart enough to think that.

4. Who would win in a fight between 1000 ants and a pig?
Ants.

5. Who would win in a fight between Shrek and Kung Fu Panda?
While Shrek did have a fighting game, I gotta give it to the panda who actually has fight training.

6. Who would win in a fight between a 20 man Roman tortoise formation and 200 giant tortoises?
The former. Assuming that those roman tortoises are men.

7. Who would win in a fight between a guy with arms for legs and a guy with legs for arms?
Arm boy. Arm guy could grab leg guy while kicking and climb up to the throat.

8. Who would win in a fight between a troupe of 6 morris men and a string sextet?
The former.

9. Who would win in a fight between the last known survivor and his prey in the night?
The survivor. His prey could be a blade of grass for all you know.

10. Who would win in a fight between 3 kids in a trenchcoat stacked on top of each other and 1 kid on a bike?
Bike kid can run over the trench coat and make a red carpet for herself.

11. Who would win in a sumo wrestling match on a trampoline between a guy on a pogo stick and a guy in a wheelchair?
I saw the Leprechaun, a dude killed another with a pogo stick so I pick that.

12. Who would win in an anything-goes cooking competition between the rat from the film Ratatouille and an Italian mobster?
Ratatouille though after the competition. . .

13. Who would win in a cheese-rolling competition between Dick Dastardly and Robbie Rotten?
I'd go with the latter.

14. Who would win in a game of Guess Who between jjh927 and the worst?
I linked the strats of guess who in site chat long ago, the worst is more likely to have seen that secret strat.

15. Who would win in a hot dog eating competition between godzilla and 12 miserly fat guys who think they're trying to get the best value out of a timed all-you-can-eat buffet?
Godzilla, he could eat a twelve of those guys and have room to spare for the buffet.

16. Who would win in a dance-off between Dumbledore and Gandalf?
Gandalf is more spry. He walked across the land. Dumbledore has so many teleportation methods.

17. Who would win in a game of ring toss between Sauron and Voldemort?
Voldemort has arms so I'd pick him. Sauron could stare at the ring but it wouldn't be moving anywhere.

18. Who would win in a race between a man without purpose and a man without direction?
The no purpose guy could still run correctly while the direction guy would run into a wall.

19. Who would win in a staring contest between a disappointed parent and a monk?
The parent. Assuming it's the monk's parent. The monk would hard stare for a bit then turn around back into their temple leaving the parent still staring at the building.

20. Who would win in a Beyblade battle between Ash Ketchum and Yugi Muto?
Ash. Yugi is about the pre-game. Ash is about the during-game.


Leaderboard with tiebreaker results:

PlayerScoreTiebreak
Elbirn159
Varsoon157
ChibiBear148
mutantdevle145
Not Known 151211
Gamma Emerald126
MariaR117
Kokichi Oma1010
RadiantCowbells1010



So the tiebreak was still your answers but instead of the correct answers I used my friend Farra's answers
Spoiler: Farra's Answers
Lion
Bat
Rat
Pig
Kung Fu Panda
Romans
Leg guy
Morris men
His prey
Trenchcoat gang
Pogo guy
Rat
Dick Dastardly
jjh927
Godzilla
Gandalf
Voldemort
No direction guy
Monk
Yugi



So yeah Elbirn wins!

And no, there will not be a tiebreakerbreaker for last place just because RC and Kokichi were super average
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Post Post #1442 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:14 am

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He's scumclaimed over and over but we're still trying to give him chances
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Post Post #1443 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:15 am

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-encouraging content from other players is pro-scum

Weird flex but okay


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Post Post #1444 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:18 am

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If we give him forever to keep posting and continue ignoring that his past actions make him obvscum hell eventually make a set of posts that looks town enough that people start doubting it. You add up the equity of his relentlessly making the most scum motivated play in every situation he's been in and he's just obvscum. We're long past the point where we just kill him
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Post Post #1445 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:20 am

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Not lynching people that have proven themselves scum in the interest of some bullshit idea that it's protown to not Lynch scum is stupid

This is how games devolve into consecutively lynching the most awkward, most lurky, or least socially skilled player every day. Varsoon has done scummy shit stop giving him chances to talk his way into me having to post more
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Post Post #1446 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:21 am

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In post 1427, Varsoon wrote:@Gamma: Your insistence on scumreading me here is unsettling.
Context is incredibly important--what game are you referring to?
Splatoon mafia (game I half-modded)
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Post Post #1447 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:22 am

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Gamma stop even talking to him

He doesn't exist
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Post Post #1448 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:23 am

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In post 1440, RadiantCowbells wrote:You say that this isn't about him being your friend

But don't lie to yourself and say that after all of this, you wouldn't be defending him if you didn't like him more than me.

And liking him more than me is fine! Everyone chooses your friends

But in mafia you don't choose your teammates
I think I've been rather pragmatic in all of this and I'm not interested in S'ing Varsoons D anymore than I am yours.

I honestly dont see scum Varsoon claiming a funky ass IC role that gets him lynched 100% of the time, after forcing a disgustingly toxic 1v1 with you when he knows that you deathtunnel him all game for it...like he could have just kept his mouth shut, and, you know....Shot you?

Or hell, and dont take this the wrong way, but with what you do to a games atmosphere, why would scum want town-rc dead anyway? Respectfully, dude, because I dont want to take the piss at ya and I'm sure there are times where you really know your shit, but I've seen you make mistakes and I've seem you drag games down before. If I'm scum and you're town derp-tunneling, you make it to endgame 100%
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Post Post #1449 (ISO) » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:24 am

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In post 1441, jjh927 wrote: So the tiebreak was still your answers but instead of the correct answers I used my friend Farra's answers
Whomst the fuck
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