EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY NORMAL (THE [GAME) OVER]

[Alchemist21]

a bit much of a coincidence

*inhales*
HAHAHAAAAA

I swear to god, if one of DJ's heads is like una then it will be fucking golden

/s

again- I was being an intentional "hi im mason" to bait a scum NK because... I could survive a bullet.
I genuinely thought that

tet

RCE just put my name in his shoot list for shits and giggles and not because he actually was going to shoot me or something

I don’t know that going around pulling a Saudade impression is effective NK bait bit whatever.

My vote’s staying for now but I’m absolutely willing to reconsider.

[Vorkuta]

Here's a bunch of shit I can joke about now that I'm a fruit vendor again

Spoiler:

Day 3 IC. Sick!

oh man that vig claim

I'm Odd-Night Traffic Analyst.

oh man that VT claim (im not complex this time dont worry)

im disloyal

This game will also have 2 vigs and people suspecting a claimed vig kill on scum.

oh man please be the case

Bussing vork already, I like it VOTE: Vorkuta

oh man did skygazer really make me a scum fruit vendor with FL again

Vanilla mason.

My role is Vorkuta.

i am mason

I’m always a Day 3 IC

This is true

oh wow baezu was in those games too lawl

@sky

If the bad guys are NRG members, can they actually make Vorkuta a role?

asking for a friend

I would love to have the role of Vorkuta in my next game!

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

please

TL;DR, through a bunch of really weird coincidences "ramblings" "JAZZ" and "Musicals" have now merged into this game and I was genuinely concerned that all of you guys were trolling me with this shit

@alch
I was banking on people remembering that saudade was an actual loyal neighborizer when he did what he did
Then I realized waaaaay too late that he pulled that in almost every game and I regretted my decisions

[Something_Smart]

Can you explain exactly how your role functions, to the best of your understanding?

Then can you explain why you targeted me and then voted me?

[Something_Smart]

I would kinda like to know who Vork's neighbors are, for science.

[Vorkuta]

Oh man I have quite a few more of those lol moments for postgame or if my neighborhood is revealed

Wtf effort?
*ahem*
I'm a hider. I hide behind people to avoid NKs. I also give fruit to the person I hide (because I guess skygazer thought that LOUD or ANNOUNCING was too unoriginal and the meme value of making a multitasking complex fruit vendor doctor was too good to pass up on)
I'm also, completely unrelated, a neighbor

I targetted your face because
-memes
-it worked so well the last time
-more memes
-*ahem* I gauged that you were town (no shit, look at me readlist lawl) and have a low enough profile/recognition to not be an NK and thus a suitable person to hide behind. I was also banking on the fact that you might accept the fruit and town read me for it.

I voted you to let you know I gave you fruit and I was hoping that you'd be a bit more subtle in responding to it.
oh yeah UNVOTE:

Then RCE claimed to have shot me, so I had to be sure that you weren't roleblocked/stopped/ascetic (oh man that BTX game and RAS gate) and that he wasn't lying, so I was slightly louder about annoying you.

[Vorkuta]

VOTE: A50

I can see this tbh, I'm (and my hood members I hope) very close to me having a solve

[Vorkuta]

why you targeted me

ok I can't stop laughing

I'll be honest

I made up my mind the second I saw that my role PM had fruit vendor in it

[Something_Smart]

Why wouldn't you try to hide behind scum?

[Vorkuta]

Wouldn't I die if that was the case?

also memes

[Something_Smart]

What does your role PM say?

[Vorkuta]

Oh shit
I'm not a weak hider

I was just so confused behind babysitting (BTXI invention flashbacks) and hiding that I thought I automatically die if I hit scum, but I didn't know how to use it as an investigative role so I just used it for the memes

[Vorkuta]

Hey- doctor role PMs don't say "hey you can't target yourself" so I thought it was inherent/implicit/assumed by default

[singletonking]

I also give fruit to the person I hide

If this is the case, you are not MULTITASKING

[Vorkuta]

ok cool

I can fruit vend
and
I can hide
in one night

but I am not multitasking

[Something_Smart]

Multitasking Fruit Vendor Hider Neighbor

:thonk:

[singletonking]

Does your role PM say you give fruit to the person you hide behind?

[Vorkuta]

brb making sure I'm not breaking rules with my intended response

[singletonking]

Ok

[Skygazer]

VC 2.02

Vorkuta (6): RCEnigma, Katyusha, Lil Uzi Vert, u r a person 2, Alchemist21, Something_Smart
Almost50 (1): Vorkuta

Not Voting (10): RedFlavor, Nero and the 39 Volxens, singletonking, Chara, Flavor Leaf, Baezu, Ausuka, Almost50, DJ, mastina

With 17 players alive, it takes 9 to reach a lynch. Day 2 ends in (expired on 2019-07-10 03:00:00).

[Ausuka]

wow this is confusing.

I'm not scum guys

@vorky: your role is multitasking fruit vendor hider neighbour, right? what exactly did you send to the mod? (obviously not asking for quoted communications, just what actions you sent in)

[Vorkuta]

@discussion
what's more convincing
"I'm town guys"
or
"I'm not scum guys"
I'm slightly less partial to negation seeing as I have a gut contrarian instinct in me

Yes- I'm vorkuta: I fruit vend, I hide, and I'm in a hood.
I told sky to unload my shit on S_S (very obviously not quoted and very badly paraphrased)

[singletonking]

Does your role PM say you give fruit to the person you hide behind?

[Vorkuta]

can you like shh

I'm on it

[singletonking]

I'm sorry for being annoying but I'm doing this for a purpose

Don't paraphrase. Just say yes or no.

[Vorkuta]

My interpretation of the description of my multitasking ability has led me to believe that I give fruit to the same person that I hide behind