BTE: Boon Wars - Revenge of the Jingle

[Darth TyTitus]

Palps kind of confirms my feeling that the scumbros are lurking... maybe one is more active. But right now this game needs activity and REALLY DOESN'T NEED INACTIVITY

and here we have a perfect combination of both inactivity and bad posting!

[Darth TyTitus]

I have nightmares of a later game state with me, RCEP0, Baezda, Obiwan, and a reincarnated Palpiboy

HELP ME OBIWAN
YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

[Darth TyTitus]

Who wants to hear a piece of deliberately provocative commentary that is based almost entirely on shallow moralizing? AKA a hot take? Mafia theory with Darth Tittielord?

Players that are mainly one head (or entirely one head) and have missing-in-action hydra partner (...ahem...) are more likely to be town, because I think there's a greater guilt associated with lurking in a hydra as scum IN THE CASE that one head is doing all the work. Therefore, we may see the case where there is posting from one head, and the other head comes in occasionally with a super out-of-place "Hey guys! I'm also here! Accept me! Look at me!" comment. Also, I feel like getting scumread as scum without a partner would make you turn inward more ("MY PARTNER HASN'T EVEN POSTED YET, I WANT HIS OPINION.") is also pretty scummy. Scum is more likely to wait for this input, town will just post either way. Ergo, lurking is also super scummy. Either both heads go all in, or none of them do when scum. I get it, both partners may actually want to play mafia as town (really?), but I think that's more rare. Too hard to coordinate. Just pick the most skilled ( ) player and let them play for the entire thing. Less painful.

Maybe my past hydra partners have just hurt me.

I hated it at first from Padme ("woe is me, I have no hydra partner"), but now I can see taking the game on alone as more townie. Especially, as Padme is a slot with so many posts and a partner who is completely ignoring the game (see above). If scum, I would think a partner would have popped their head in a few times, with an edgy take or just a useless comment, if anything.

While, Frozen Grievous seems to be posting from both heads FOR THE SAKE OF POSTING FROM BOTH HEADS. And there is disagreement that seems forced in order to hide confusion. And not to mention the word "twat" is so awkward to me, but that may just be my old age showing.

Does this even make sense?

Can someone please talk to me, I'm so lonely.






Yes, this is an impression. Any guesses on who it is?

[Darth TyTitus]

This is been another episode of DARTH TITTIE TRIES TO INCREASE GAME ACTIVITY BY SHITPOSTING.

It worked last time. Let's go, boys!

[Darth TyTitus]

HERE I TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH EACH OF YOU:

Anniecan Boonrunner - DID YOUR ACCOUNT BREAK AGAIN OR WAS IT TOO HARD TO ACT TOWN THAT YOU QUIT POSTING
Padme Almostdala - I'M WARMING UP TO THE PRINCESS, LIKELY DUE TO HER STELLAR LOOKS. HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? DID YOU KNOW I'M A DOCTOR?
RCE-P0 - NO THANKS, I GET GHOSTED ENOUGH IN REAL LIFE
Obi-Someth Kenobi - YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE, OBI WAN! WHICH... is... pretty sad... I WANT A REFUND.
Arist-2D2 - THANK YOU FOR SHEEPING ME. HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?
Baezda - MORE LIKE BYE-ZDA, HA. GET IT?
Frozen Grievous - WHY DO YOU THINK TWAT IS A COOL THING TO CALL SOMEONE? IT'S RUDE
Irrelph Organa - ANNOYING BUT TOWN AS FUCK. I'D RATHER NOT TALK TO YOU, NO HARD FEELINGS.
Nute Krazy - TOWN AS FUCK. WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH ME AND KIaDI?
Shirobacca - HEY I MISS YOU BUDDY, DID YOU SUFFOCATE ON YOUR HAIR?
Ki-Adi-Joandi - TOWN AS FUCK. WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH ME AND NUTS?
Darth Easy Baker - NOT TOWN AS FUCK BUT LIKE STILL TOWN JUST NOT AS FUCK. LYNCH LURKERS WITH ME.


DR WORRRMMMMM!M!M!M!!!!

I really need a real job.

[Shirobacca]

hi hello gonna look at D1 wagons in a few minutes
tytitus is town for this page

[Darth TyTitus]

I'm secretly Han Solo

[Darth Easy Baker]

VOTE: RCEPO thought this was a spew on frozen. 100% town if rc flips scum.

That would be the least subtle spew I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty damn unsubtle ones.

[Darth Easy Baker]

I think it's more likely a genuine read.

Accurate? Can't say. But I might be willing to switch to Baezda.

[Darth TyTitus]

VOTE: RCEPO thought this was a spew on frozen. 100% town if rc flips scum.

That would be the least subtle spew I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty damn unsubtle ones.

"expel large quantities of (something) rapidly and forcibly"

nothing subtle about the word spew

[Shirobacca]

Vote Count 3.06

The time is based off of California time, or -8:00, month first, then day.

Characellor Palpatine [8]:

Arist2D2, Ki-Adi-Joandi, Nute Krazy, Mace Binsdu, Darth TyTitus, Irrelph Organa, Frozen Grievous, Shirobacca, ------

[EXECUTED]

Padme AlmostDala [2]:

Obi-Someth Kenobi, Padme Almostdala,

Darth Easy Baker [1]:

RCEPO,

Nute Krazy [1]:

Baezda,

Baezda [1]:

Darth Easy Baker,

Not Voting [2]:

Anniecan Boonrunner , Characellor Palpatine,

With

15

alive, it takes

8

to execute.

Day ends in (expired on 2019-07-15 20:00:00)

on

July 15th, 2019.

Mod Notes:

Boon Wars Hub thread for updates on the game!

arist2d2 probably town, same with ki adi, nute, mace, darth. Irrelph and Frozen are

Lots of talk about this wagon, let's do it VOTE: baezda

[Darth TyTitus]

It should be mentioned that Arist2D2 voted Palpsy on post #125, while the wagon actually started with Ki Adi on #508. He doesn't get cred for being first on a wagon that wasn't threatening to be the actual lynch.

[Arist2D2]

It should be mentioned that Arist2D2 voted Palpsy on post #125, while the wagon actually started with Ki Adi on #508. He doesn't get cred for being first on a wagon that wasn't threatening to be the actual lynch.

We haven't tried to take any credit from the wagon and my only takeaway is that Ki is town.

Ehh I think the wagon flipped away from padme to Palpatine but I don't really remember, probably makes padme town.

Didn't really have an opinion on palpatine and we only went there because I liked frozen and Tytitus, and Deb wasn't going anywhere. Palp was the compromise. Neither of us have been extremely invested tbf.

[Arist2D2]

VOTE: RCEPO thought this was a spew on frozen. 100% town if rc flips scum.

That would be the least subtle spew I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty damn unsubtle ones.

Who said subtle?

Check the timing, Frozen was on L-1 or close. Rce drops "guys this is a town flip" since it's looks like frozen is flipping. Rce is the only person to speak up on frozen behalf before his lynch. Blatant reach for towncred.

But agreed it's lazy. Fits the rest of the game.

[Arist2D2]

Arist-2D2 - THANK YOU FOR SHEEPING ME. HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?

Dude I don't even know what the wagons are. Makes me feel like you're town if you're voting there too.

[Arist2D2]

Can we get some votes on rce?

[Arist2D2]

And palpatine flipping red was just a coincidence?

why wouldn't it be

[Arist2D2]

I mean that if, on the off chance that the assumption is wrong, we get a green flip... blah blah blah.

I think this slot should die d3.

I agree with the rcepo read my other head gave, frozen seems towny.

[Arist2D2]

VOTE: RCEPO thought this was a spew on frozen. 100% town if rc flips scum.

That would be the least subtle spew I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty damn unsubtle ones.

I really don't get this read, scum can do scummy stuff too and they had a really really wolfy popin.

[Ki Adi Joandi]

i am if 2 minds at this point. after talking to my other head they think the best course of action is to lynch grievous and if they are town have them venge kill rcepo. if grievous is scum they dont have a venge kill anyway. i asked them what if both are town and they said then we are screwed. kek

if grievous agree to this plan i will vote there.

[Frozen Grievous]

I’m not prepared to use the veng as a town consensus kill - use the lynch as the consensus kill

[Ki Adi Joandi]

oh. thats confusing. i didnt see that one coming. i had agreed with my other head that if you agreed to the plan it confirms you as town and we would then vote rcepo.

two pages ago you were at peace with the idea of getting lynched. now you want to go rogue with the venge shot? are you scum bluffing or are you town with a very confident scumread?

let me candid. i am for lynching you and seeing what you got. my other head says rcepo is more likely to flip scum. my problem with that is if we lynch them and they flip green we are likely in the same situation come tomorrow.

tell me something. how come youre not voting anyone?

[Frozen Grievous]

Well town consensus is wrong if they are lynching us and is subject to scum manipulation. We can make an independently better bet as who is scum without influence (motivation of which unsure).

I never said the veng shot was a group decision, so it’s not like we are going rogue or backtracking.

Not voting because kinda still expecting to be lynched and haven’t really deliberated otherwise

[Ki Adi Joandi]

why do you still expect to be lynched when there is obvious resistance to it as we speak? wouldnt it be better if you tried harder to convince us lynching you is wrong?

ok. what is your read on rcepo? how would you feel about lynching them instead?

[Nute Krazy]

That's an interesting approach to the topic of resistance. Usually people use resistance to push a lynch there because they think the resistance is coming from scum protecting their own.