Masochist Mafia II [Game Over]

[Jingle]

But do you want to investigate or be investigated?

[Nancy Drew 39]

But seriously, probably be the one investigated first and second time be the one doing the investigating?

[Ramcius]

Have fun, guys, time for my vacations in Fogport

[Nancy Drew 39]

Have fun, guys, time for my vacations in Fogport

You aren’t even on the playerlist.

[Ramcius]

Have fun, guys, time for my vacations in Fogport

You aren’t even on the playerlist.

It's undercover operation

[Nancy Drew 39]

So “undercover” apparently that even the mod doesn’t know you’re playing.

[Ramcius]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

[Nancy Drew 39]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

It’s weird that he didn’t add you to the list though.

[Ramcius]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

It’s weird that he didn’t add you to the list though.

But I am on the list...

[Nancy Drew 39]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

It’s weird that he didn’t add you to the list though.

But I am on the list...

Under an alt?

[Ramcius]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

It’s weird that he didn’t add you to the list though.

But I am on the list...

Under an alt?

Obviously, I told you it's undercover operation. But I'm surprised you didn't recognized my alt

[Jingle]

Don’t talk about ongoing games.

[Jingle]

Inhuman Conditions Queue:

Investigator:

NancyDrew 39

Suspect:

Sushi Martyr*
NancyDrew 39

* Pending completion of an ongoing investigation.

Gamma is a Motivational Speaker. The Penalty is "Misspell a word."

Spoiler: Gamma Emerald Role

You are Human. Yay! You win if you aren't falsely identified as a robot. You may do whatever the fuck you want.

Spoiler: Sushi Martyr

Have the subject describe something they have never seen before. Potential prompts:

1) What would it be like to walk on a distant planet?
2) Describe an impossible shape for me.

Sushi Martyr, we're counting on you to ensure this thread is full only of humans. You have (expired on 2019-09-23 16:00:00) or until Ramcius's ISO is 189 posts long to investigate. If at any point you become convinced he's a filthy robot, please type in bold:

Rejected

. If at any point you become convinced he's a human, please type in bold

Accepted

and the deadline will be shortened to 48 hours from that point.

If you are neither Gamma or Sushi Martyr, please do not read their role PMs to avoid tainting the game. Feel free to interact with them, however.

[Jingle]

Shit, that should say Gamma's ISO is 189 posts, not Ramcius's. Please ignore the typo.

[Sushi Martyr]

Hello, Gamma Emerald, welcome to your investigation. No need to be nervous. If you're human, you have nothing to hide. If not, well, we've done our best to make sure the process is swift and efficient, and any systems you have that simulate pain will be among the first to get disabled.

Okay, moving on. First question. Imagine for a second we're living in a world where fantastical creatures exist: dragons, unicorns, and the like, but also some creatures that our world doesn't have any or much mythology or folklore about. One of these creatures is called a zygnometras, a creature with the body of a panda and the head of a snake, known to be solitary and quite cunning in nature. The zygnometras has a magical ability that no creature in our world is known to possess. What do you imagine this ability would be?

[Nancy Drew 39]

Don’t talk about ongoing games.

It’s not ongoing. It hasn’t even started yet.

[Nancy Drew 39]

Inhuman Conditions Queue:

Investigator:

NancyDrew 39

Suspect:

Sushi Martyr*
NancyDrew 39

* Pending completion of an ongoing investigation.

Gamma is a Motivational Speaker. The Penalty is "Misspell a word."

Spoiler: Gamma Emerald Role

You are Human. Yay! You win if you aren't falsely identified as a robot. You may do whatever the fuck you want.

Spoiler: Sushi Martyr

Have the subject describe something they have never seen before. Potential prompts:

1) What would it be like to walk on a distant planet?
2) Describe an impossible shape for me.

Sushi Martyr, we're counting on you to ensure this thread is full only of humans. You have (expired on 2019-09-23 16:00:00) or until Ramcius's ISO is 189 posts long to investigate. If at any point you become convinced he's a filthy robot, please type in bold:

Rejected

. If at any point you become convinced he's a human, please type in bold

Accepted

and the deadline will be shortened to 48 hours from that point.

If you are neither Gamma or Sushi Martyr, please do not read their role PMs to avoid tainting the game. Feel free to interact with them, however.

How can I be both investigator and suspect?

[Jingle]

That or make it part of my sig.

You can't do that until the game is over, unfortunately.

[Jingle]

It’s not ongoing. It hasn’t even started yet.

Don't tempt fate. That's a rule the mods are very strict on. If the signups are complete and the mod hasn't ended the game, don't talk about it.

[Nancy Drew 39]

Riiiight, like in another 5 years or so.

[Nancy Drew 39]

Well, I got rolecard, so I'm pretty sure he's aware that I'm playing

It’s weird that he didn’t add you to the list though.

But I am on the list...

Under an alt?

Obviously, I told you it's undercover operation. But I'm surprised you didn't recognized my alt

[Nancy Drew 39]

Last post I will make on that subject.

Spoiler:

lmfao

[Jingle]

How can I be both investigator and suspect?

You said either so I put you in both queues. When someone /ins, I'll pair them and then put the same asterisk I put on Sushi on your other in, until such a time as you express a desire to play multiple rounds simultaneously or /out. As it stands, if anyone wants to have a deep one on one chat with you, they get to pick whether they grill you or you grill them.

[Jingle]

Riiiight, like in another 5 years or so.

I feel like this may be an AI post, but am not sure which direction, tbh. Reminder to myself to double check this when end date is more clear. Potentially 5 years down the line.

[Nancy Drew 39]

Riiiight, like in another 5 years or so.

I feel like this may be an AI post, but am not sure which direction, tbh. Reminder to myself to double check this when end date is more clear. Potentially 5 years down the line.

Please tell me you’re joking.