Worst role ideas?

[PokerFace]

I've seen roles that block all actions for one night before. Whenever I've seen them they block scum too.

You are a

Poser

.
You're townie, but if a cop investigates you, the cop will get the result of another player instead of your alignment.
In otherwords, you are

MILLER EXTREME!!!!!

How about this:

You are a

Poser

Choose one player each night and you'll pretend to be them. All night actions that would target them target you instead, and all night actions that would target you get no result.

I'm so stealing that for the mafiabot. It's got a lot of strategic depth.

I look forward to getting this role on your irc server. It will most certainly be better than being a

Lovestruck Dedicated One-Shot Mad Monk

again.

[Norinel]

You are a

MILLER XXTREME!!!!!

. I just posted in the thread that you're mod-confirmed scum.

[gorckat]

(Game: College Dorm Mafia)

You are

Jesus Pepperoni Eyes

. You've been locked up in a freezer on a bed of frozen dough, sauce, cheese and pepperoni for the last two years. The pizza now resembles the face of jesus.

Any action by a college student targeting you will lead them to discover the pizza. They will be given the choice to bake you and then eat you. If they do, they will be saved (body of Christ and stuff). If they choose not to eat you, they could still sell you on Ebay, effectively killing you for the purposes of this game.

You win if you survive to the endgame, whereupon you will get to work on the Second Coming thing.

[Iron Man]

Wouldn't it be the third coming?

[Mafiaplayer]

You are the total loser. You lose if the mafia wins. You also lose when the town wins. You will also lose when the serial killer wins. You lose when the jester wins. You lose when the cult wins. You will lose when any non-traditional faction wins. You may kill yourself any night.

You are the amnesiac victim. You remember that you are either a survivor or a night-jester, but don't know which. You are lynch-proof and nk-proof, but may commit suicide at any time successfully. Your actual role will be revealed upon your suicide to the town if you commit suicide, or upon the end of the game if you don't.
(Mod note:The amnesiac victim will always turn out to be the win condition he did not fulfill.)

You are a bullet-proof townie. You may not be nked. You win with the town.
(Mod note:The mafia in this game only use knives.)

[Pentadragon]

You are the

Unlynchable Bulletproof Jester

. You win when you are killed. God hates you.

[Booker]

You are the total loser. You lose if the mafia wins. You also lose when the town wins. You will also lose when the serial killer wins. You lose when the jester wins. You will lose when any non-traditional faction wins. You may kill yourself any night.

You win with the cult?

[Mr. Flay]

You are the

Unlynchable Bulletproof Jester

. You win when you are killed. God hates you.

Simple: Get modkilled.

[lord_hur]

You are the leader of the space bar haters cult.

You may not use any spaces in any of your posts, or be immediately modkilled. The use of _, -,. or any other sign to replace spaces is fordidden to you as well.

Upon recruitment, your followers must post using the same restrictions, or be modkilled.

Goodluck(findingagoodexplanationforthis).

[geraintm]

myspacekeyfelloff

[Tomato]

andsodidmycultrecruitsAandB?

[Iron Man]

maybethecultleaderstolethemallandputsthemonhisaltar?

[Natirasha]

You are the amnesiac victim. You remember that you are either a survivor or a night-jester, but don't know which. You are lynch-proof and nk-proof, but may commit suicide at any time successfully. Your actual role will be revealed upon your suicide to the town if you commit suicide, or upon the end of the game if you don't.
(Mod note:The amnesiac victim will always turn out to be the win condition he did not fulfill.)

This role atually looks pretty cool.

[Iron Man]

You are

Obstinate Voter

You may only cast one vote per day.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are

Robert Mugabe

. Players may only vote for you. If they vote for someone other than you (or even suggest that they are considering doing so), you will daykill them. You win with the town.

[shaft.ed]

You are

Robert Mugabe

. Players may only vote for you. If they vote for someone other than you (or even suggest that they are considering doing so), you will daykill them. You win with the town.

Very funny and very sad at once. I think his win condition is wrong though.

[ChannelDelibird]

I know the win condition is wrong, but I used artistic license to make it a Worst Role candidate.

[Mirth]

Been a while since I posted in here. Brain's been too drained to think of anything really bastardly. But....



Congratulations! You are a

Mental Health Professional

! Every night, each player will pm you writing about their problems and you have to treat them so that they are no longer a threat to either society or themselves. You win if everybody, including yourself, survives.

Mod note: Since this is a losing role no matter how you look at it, why not make it more bastardly by having one of his patients be

an emo kid writing bad poetry

or

a severely disturbed sadistic psychopath with a preference for necrobeastiality and sharing all of his exploits in grossly vivid detail

. These two players would have win conditions where apart from normal mafia rules, they can also win by getting the MHP player to get replaced at least 3 times.

[Mafiaplayer]

You are the total loser. You lose if the mafia wins. You also lose when the town wins. You will also lose when the serial killer wins. You lose when the jester wins. You will lose when any non-traditional faction wins. You may kill yourself any night.

You win with the cult?

Non-traditional faction includes any unmentioned one. Heck, I'll ad in cult.

[Twomz]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win, not impossible... or just don't put a cult in the game .

[Yosarian2]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win

You are a Serial Killer Killer

For years now, you have been obsessed with the local serial killer. You have read every newspaper article about him, have the pictures of all of his victems glued to your wall, and have basically been in total hero worship of him. It has gotten to the point where you have decided that you really ARE the serial killer, that YOU have done all the kills. Until last night, when the serial killer struck again...and it wasn't you. Damnit. Only one thing for it; you must find the serial killer, kill him, and take his place.

You have a gun with one bullet in it. Once per game, you can kill someone. If that person is the serial killer, you take his set of knives and become the new serial killer. If that person is not the serial killer, you lose. If the serial killer dies in any other way, or if you die, you lose.

You win when you personally kill the serial killer, take his knives, kill everyone else in town with those knives, and survive.

[Twomz]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win

You are a Serial Killer Killer

For years now, you have been obsessed with the local serial killer. You have read every newspaper article about him, have the pictures of all of his victems glued to your wall, and have basically been in total hero worship of him. It has gotten to the point where you have decided that you really ARE the serial killer, that YOU have done all the kills. Until last night, when the serial killer struck again...and it wasn't you. Damnit. Only one thing for it; you must find the serial killer, kill him, and take his place.

You have a gun with one bullet in it. Once per game, you can kill someone. If that person is the serial killer, you take his set of knives and become the new serial killer. If that person is not the serial killer, you lose. If the serial killer dies in any other way, or if you die, you lose.

You win when you personally kill the serial killer, take his knives, kill everyone else in town with those knives, and survive.

I am willing to play this role.

[ooba]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win

You are a Serial Killer Killer

For years now, you have been obsessed with the local serial killer. You have read every newspaper article about him, have the pictures of all of his victems glued to your wall, and have basically been in total hero worship of him. It has gotten to the point where you have decided that you really ARE the serial killer, that YOU have done all the kills. Until last night, when the serial killer struck again...and it wasn't you. Damnit. Only one thing for it; you must find the serial killer, kill him, and take his place.

You have a gun with one bullet in it. Once per game, you can kill someone. If that person is the serial killer, you take his set of knives and become the new serial killer. If that person is not the serial killer, you lose. If the serial killer dies in any other way, or if you die, you lose.

You win when you personally kill the serial killer, take his knives, kill everyone else in town with those knives, and survive.

This is a good role ..

[Korts]

You are a

Senile Old Man.

You seem to have forgotten your alignment and win conditions. Oh well, your favorite TV show is starting anyway.

[Korts]

Well, it sounded better in my head...