the track and our sponsors requested immediate coverage.
—AND REX DOES IT! The chomping monstrosity thunders through, stalacto-gmites are flying all
over the place, but especially in Jocus and Emperor's general direction. It's like Hades has gone full
"fuck these two in particular". Aevorum's arse survives by some miracle last-moment abracadabra,
BUT THE EMPEROR DOES NOT MAKE IT!
I don't know if you're all seeing this or if you're still staring at the ads, hopefully they'll let you see
the replay. But it is unbelievable. I am seeing it and I still can't believe my eyes.
Apologies guys! We just witnessed Flipper Nipper do the weakest, weariest attempt in the world to
escape this precision-trajectoried, deliberately-shaped chunk of rock that popped its cockpit and
disintegrated the pilot into fine subatomic particles, including some long hypothesised ones that
have never been observed until our track's cameras captured them. Comments from accomplished
physicists are pouring in on the private channels, but it's difficult to comprehend all the Schmiggs
Boson mumbo-jumbo when everyone is talking with dropped jaws.
As we pay our respects to the Emperor who gave his life for science, the Flipper's crew is holding
an emergency recruitment drive for a new heir, but volunteers are strangely lacking! Meanwhile
their machine continues to flip and nip on autopilot, questioning the extent of the Emperor's role
behind the wheel.
Rex is in the lead, but it's a tiny lead. Will he keep it up till the end? Stay tuned to find out after
the commercials.
With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.
October 23, 2019 - 8:00 AM (GMT)