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[nomnomnom]

Haven't been mislynched outside of a LYLO yet so this'll be a first

[Iconeum]

Town Icon has always been believable though.

wait do i know you?

sorry if i forgot

[Vorkuta]

Scum!nom would be putting up quite a fight and not take it lying down..... like this

My invaluable two cents

[Iconeum]

agreed. Also the only defence is non-game related even tho there's probably a better word for that

'my meta'

'haven't been mislynched yet'

[shos]

Could also be a fake pretense.

I really do wish scum killed Cyrus if he isn't scum
I feel bad with how he voted nom
I feel bad with how he posted in this game
I feel bad with literally every single post by him

[Iconeum]

I feel bad with literally every single post by him

it is the way of the Cyrus

you can blame me if he's anything other then town this game

[Iconeum]

i'm like, less sure about this lynch then i was about PM

but still

[Vorkuta]

my meta

Food for thought- What makes that point less credible than your defense of cyrus (which is.... meta)

Is it the 'self' part of self-meta?
Because I can vouch for nom if that's the case (not as strongly as you are vouching for cyrus, but still)

[Iconeum]

my townread on Cyrus is partly meta

but i can actually see him trying to solve this game

he has reads that he is working with since early on

I don't see *why* you scumread him exactly.

[Vorkuta]

I think his shtick is "too scummy to be scum".
Idk maybe you have a better understanding of his unformatted verbal diarrhea, but I think he's been shotgunning and texas sharpshooting the entire time.
I think throughout the course of the entire game (in his >250 posts) he's raised up LITERALLY EVERY POSSIBLE VARIANT of a scum/cult team and wants to take credit for everything.

Like this is my "cyrus level post"- (Obligatory: not meant to be offensive/insulting/demeaning, just my artistic interpretation )

"hey guys I think it could be ico, but if its not ico, it is shos, but shos and nom dont like each other and have been 1v1ing since d1 so its nom but that leaves chickadee because i didnt mention chickadee and chickadee has been quiet and not involved in the drama so it could be chickadee and then it could be chickadee and ico and i really think that its not both shos and nom together but it could be shos and nom together but ive been saying its ico since day 1 so maybe its 1 of ico and shos or ico and nom togther but ico has a role so i dont know i really dont but this is lylo so we need to vote scum otherwise we lose the game because if less than 3 people vote for scum then we lose so everyone who isnt voting scum is actually scum and nom isnt voting for shos so nom is scum because i think shos is scum and ive been saying that since day 1 and ive said it in day 2 that is ico and chickadee"

I'm sorry, but I can't townread this.
I just can't.
There's no 'good faith', he flipflops extremely and inconsistently, his reads are 80% OMGUS (watch him shade me for ^) and cyrus just has the archetype of someone who's in the game to stir up shit and chaos instead of actually solving.
Maybe you interpret his posts differently, but I don't.

His goal isn't to "solve", but to take credit/be involved in literally everything and trade the townpoints he'd get from that into a ticket to Lylo while fearmongering and pressuring us to move things forward at HIS pace which forces us to slip up and make hasty/rushed decisions.
ALSO- the self-voting BS. ALSO- more things

[Iconeum]

ok so if his intention is to take credit for everything, where is he doing this? I don't even see him taking credit for PM lynch for example?

[Iconeum]

he isn't the most easily readible (literally) person on site, but what are his intentions? I don't see him trying to take credit for anything.

[Iconeum]

i dare say that I even liked his case on you, shos

[Iconeum]

rereading nom, i'm having so much doubts it's painfull

nom's early game is actually a lot better then I thought

[Iconeum]

but *someone* has to be scum here wtf

[Iconeum]

nah nommers is a good lynch

[Vorkuta]

hmm i did say i thought pm was town as well untill i got around to rereading them

you're right- this is the only "vaguely" related post to taking credit but again
It's the shotgunning. It's the "throw everything at the wall and see what sticks"
I think it's 90% intentional disruption.
Hell- maybe it's because I don't properly understand his shos case (because every other post is about.... something else).

No ok- I've decided on my chosen wording.
Cyrus is half-assing 5 scum-team-variants instead of whole-assing 1 or 2.

@Cyrus
Can you do us a HUGE favor (hopefully before the deadline )
And give us a nice and properly formatted "be-all-and-end-all, gun-to-head" and EXPLICITLY FORMATED in the following way

{conf!town players}
{solid town players}
{town lean players}
{null players}
{scum lean players}
{solid scum players}
{

shos

conf!scum players}

[Vorkuta]

I swear, every time I read his ISO (and depending on which way I read his ISO), I have a new impression on what I think his reads on *insert random player here* are

[Iconeum]

I think ur kinda right and I might be going on 2 standards here... It's mainly a meta townread on Cyrus, but it's solid. Cyrus spewing his thoughts out like this, he literally hasn't been able to fake that, yet.

But he isn't using that as a means to town himself up.

Nommers is *solely* using *self-meta* as a ways of avoiding the lynch.

I think that's a big difference

[nomnomnom]

VOTE: Cyrus

If we're going to have a dodgy lynch I'd rather have Cyrus go

[Vorkuta]

unvote until he delivers

[Iconeum]

VOTE: Cyrus

If we're going to have a dodgy lynch I'd rather have Cyrus go

that's a dirty vote

[Vorkuta]

nvm can't find a VC thought he was in lolhammer territory

[Iconeum]

VOTE: Cyrus

If we're going to have a dodgy lynch I'd rather have Cyrus go

If you were town you could at least have brought up the fact that your lynch is wrong no matter what, and that Cyrus is a better lynch because of this. But not… this.

[Iconeum]

We've had 1 vote count for the entire dayphase...