Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

Bingle · Post Post #600 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:15 pm

Your game of Tic-Tac-Toe needs more Gilbert Gottfried.

Enter · Post Post #601 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:15 pm

In post 607, InsideJob711 wrote:ok do you wanna play league now enter?

sure i'll try

i only recently started i'm much much much better at dota

i
ve been playing dota for years

InsideJob711 · Post Post #602 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:15 pm

In post 608, Enter wrote:
In post 599, Bingle wrote:
In post 594, Enter wrote:is this the third game in a row you're the wrong alignment
Dude, rolling Alien just doesn't happen that often, okay? I've gone years between Alien roles before.
YOu got Alien?

I got Death

the ultimate serial killer

i myself
am already
ded

I almost cut myself with how edgy this post is.

InsideJob711 · Post Post #603 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:15 pm

In post 611, Enter wrote:
In post 607, InsideJob711 wrote:ok do you wanna play league now enter?
sure i'll try

i only recently started i'm much much much better at dota

i
ve been playing dota for years

whats ur ign?

Enter · Post Post #604 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:15 pm

In post 612, InsideJob711 wrote:
In post 608, Enter wrote:
In post 599, Bingle wrote:
In post 594, Enter wrote:is this the third game in a row you're the wrong alignment
Dude, rolling Alien just doesn't happen that often, okay? I've gone years between Alien roles before.
YOu got Alien?

I got Death

the ultimate serial killer

i myself
am already
ded
I almost cut myself with how edgy this post is.

i almost got a nose piercing and died my hair black writing it

Vorkuta · Post Post #605 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:16 pm

In post 609, Iconeum wrote:no but you can get my vote after we have lynched amron

I can make that one of my election policies if it would gain the support of your political faction and allies.
I am considering opening up a gulag for people like him

Enter · Post Post #606 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:17 pm

In post 613, InsideJob711 wrote:
In post 611, Enter wrote:
In post 607, InsideJob711 wrote:ok do you wanna play league now enter?
sure i'll try

i only recently started i'm much much much better at dota

i
ve been playing dota for years
whats ur ign?

eggspendable in league

steam is enter but you'll have difficulty finding me cuz there's probably a lot of enter's

Enter · Post Post #607 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:18 pm

no joke i've played like four games of league

Vorkuta · Post Post #608 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:19 pm

Ayt my campaign manager is too busy playing tic-tac-toe/league and isn't campaigning.
He has been

sent to gulag

laterally promoted elsewhere

Would anyone else like the job?

Bingle · Post Post #609 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:19 pm

In post 615, Vorkuta wrote:
In post 609, Iconeum wrote:no but you can get my vote after we have lynched amron
I can make that one of my election policies if it would gain the support of your political faction and allies.
I am considering opening up a gulag for people like him

My voting bloc demands photos of Putin riding a bear shirtless in every restroom. Will you promise this?

Enter · Post Post #610 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:20 pm

In post 592, Vorkuta wrote:
In post 572, Enter wrote:when can i do the interview
Excellent

We will need to carry out a
propaganda
advertising campaign in order for the villagers to get acquainted with me and understand that I'm on their side. We will need exposure
(which is how you will be compensated of course)
in the form of
propaganda
election posters akin to the one below.

Spoiler:

So let's skip the interview and move on to the hands-on training. Begin campaigning

wait wait wait i want the job back i'm coming gimme a sec

Enter · Post Post #611 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:20 pm

Everyone please vote for Vorkuta for Governor

Enter · Post Post #612 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:20 pm

also you ahve to understand that me playing league and tic-tac-toe is me building connections with the ocmmunity so they will want to vote for you

Enter · Post Post #613 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:21 pm

i will have your first meme up tomorrow

Vorkuta · Post Post #614 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:21 pm

In post 619, Bingle wrote:Will you promise this?

I will personally enforce this edict if I have to.

Bingle · Post Post #615 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:22 pm

VOTE:

Enter · Post Post #616 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:22 pm

did you just...

vote

for...

an image?

Bingle · Post Post #617 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:23 pm

I mean... Look at that image and tell me you wouldn't vote for it.

Vorkuta · Post Post #618 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:23 pm

In post 622, Enter wrote:is me building connections with the ocmmunity

I apologize for the paperwork mixup. You have been reinstated

from the gulag

So let's strategise- with bipartisan support from Ico and Bingle... what are our odds?
Which target demographic should we lock down first? You've got the league players down, where should I make my public appearance?

Enter · Post Post #619 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:24 pm

In post 628, Vorkuta wrote:
In post 622, Enter wrote:is me building connections with the ocmmunity
I apologize for the paperwork mixup. You have been reinstated
from the gulag

So let's strategise- with bipartisan support from Ico and Bingle... what are our odds?
Which target demographic should we lock down first? You've got the league players down, where should I make my public appearance?

antarctica

if penguinpower sees that you get along nicely with his family, he's much more likely to propose to you

Vorkuta · Post Post #620 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:26 pm

Back to gulag with you.

Penguin isn't even in this game.
I'll make sure your job will be hammering out

propaganda posters

memes all day everyday

Enter · Post Post #621 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:27 pm

In post 630, Vorkuta wrote:Back to gulag with you.

Penguin isn't even in this game.
I'll make sure your job will be hammering out
propaganda posters
memes all day everyday

but wait wait wait

if penguin power proses to you

people like penguinpower

they will vote for you simply because of your power marriage
and then you can divorce him for half of all he's got

also he's very good at giphs so he can make plenty of giphs for your campaign and when you can marry him you can work him to death

also penguinpower is a mod and can ban all your enemies from mafiascum.dating.net forever

Bingle · Post Post #622 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:29 pm

In post 631, Enter wrote:
In post 630, Vorkuta wrote:Back to gulag with you.

Penguin isn't even in this game.
I'll make sure your job will be hammering out
propaganda posters
memes all day everyday
but wait wait wait

if penguin power proses to you

people like penguinpower

they will vote for you simply because of your power marriage
and then you can divorce him for half of all he's got

also he's very good at giphs so he can make plenty of giphs for your campaign and when you can marry him you can work him to death

also penguinpower is a mod and can ban all your enemies from mafiascum.dating.net forever

I heard PP knows where zor and mith's secret hideout in the MS ModMansion is, so he could probably spy on zor for you too.

Vorkuta · Post Post #623 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:31 pm

In post 631, Enter wrote:and then you can divorce him for half of all he's got

Uhhh
Which lands allow for such... abuse of bureaucratic loopholes?

In post 631, Enter wrote:also he's very good at giphs

Excellent point

In post 631, Enter wrote:can ban all your enemies from mafiascum.dating.net

I wish to project the image of a "harsh, but fair" leader and rally the working-class with me.
Do you not think such abuse of power will send the wrong message to my constituents?

Enter · Post Post #624 (ISO) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:32 pm

ecksacktly!

pretty penguin power perfect person personify people powerfully