Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

[Formerfish]

Miss. Do you pledge fealty to me?

What do you offer that Nero Cain doesn't?

Those who follow me have realized that rule through power is the only way. And to gain that power one needs strength and intelligence. I am looking to grow our ranks of fighters from all races and backgrounds.

With enough followers I can rule with an iron fist, that's molded by the consortium we create.

Are you implying I'm strong and intelligent? You're sounding better already.

Have you ever heard about the reporter who was doing a story on Henry Ford when he put out the model t? The reporter keeps asking about certain parts and how they worked and Ford couldn't talk on those particulars because he didn't know about them. The reporter was baffled by this, but Ford explained that he surrounded himself with the best in each field, but he wasn't too in anything himself.

I'm putting together my Goonies right now.

I'm no trophy girl, I'll have you know. I'm not quite sure you can handle me.

My 6 yo hasn't broken me yet, I think I'll take my chances with you.

Well if your six year old hasn't broken you I doubt I'll make a dent.

You can make your attempt. I'm always up for a game.

[Rautherdir]

heybbmolla remember when you said this?

This thread is moving so fast no one will notice when I say I like sleeping naked

Someone should lie detector that post that’s all I will say

... Considering both of those posts require information the moderator (probably) doesn't have, that would be a waste. But I like how we keep bringing up this thing when we could be talking about other things.

[Formerfish]

vork and wooper are less scummy than tse bb

Is he the one with the ability to lynch a wagon when it’s at half?

Cause yeah that’s 100% a scum ability so I’m not opposed

Why does he out it if he is scum? Why not take that hit and try to argue wifom?

For towncred “too scummy for me to claim as scum”

And to avoid lying

I’ve claimed numerous scummy as fuck abilities just to be able to be truthful and seem helpful

Well, why don't we use him while we can and see what happens. Is he a one shot?

[Rautherdir]

vork and wooper are less scummy than tse bb

Is he the one with the ability to lynch a wagon when it’s at half?

Cause yeah that’s 100% a scum ability so I’m not opposed

Why does he out it if he is scum? Why not take that hit and try to argue wifom?

For towncred “too scummy for me to claim as scum”

And to avoid lying

I’ve claimed numerous scummy as fuck abilities just to be able to be truthful and seem helpful

Well, why don't we use him while we can and see what happens. Is he a one shot?

I'm guessing it's either x-shot or compulsive. Either is balanced.

[Miss Lane]

Miss. Do you pledge fealty to me?

What do you offer that Nero Cain doesn't?

Those who follow me have realized that rule through power is the only way. And to gain that power one needs strength and intelligence. I am looking to grow our ranks of fighters from all races and backgrounds.

With enough followers I can rule with an iron fist, that's molded by the consortium we create.

Are you implying I'm strong and intelligent? You're sounding better already.

Have you ever heard about the reporter who was doing a story on Henry Ford when he put out the model t? The reporter keeps asking about certain parts and how they worked and Ford couldn't talk on those particulars because he didn't know about them. The reporter was baffled by this, but Ford explained that he surrounded himself with the best in each field, but he wasn't too in anything himself.

I'm putting together my Goonies right now.

You drive a hard bargain, but you can count me in. What do you need?

I'm no trophy girl, I'll have you know. I'm not quite sure you can handle me.

My 6 yo hasn't broken me yet, I think I'll take my chances with you.

Well if your six year old hasn't broken you I doubt I'll make a dent.

You can make your attempt. I'm always up for a game.

What kind of game were you thinking?

[BBmolla]

Tbh the quicker we can lynch today the better, so yeah I’m all for using his likely scum ability for good

We just need to stop this 10 different wagon nonsense and consolidate

And Amrun wagon still needs to die

[Menalque]

VOTE: amrun

[chennisden]

I am cobble aligned

[Wooper]

Just in case anyone is wondering, many of the buttons on MafTiger simply don't show. Including the "Quote" button.

Please love yourself more :<

[Miss Lane]

Just in case anyone is wondering, many of the buttons on MafTiger simply don't show. Including the "Quote" button.

Please love yourself more :<

<3

[zoraster]

Tbh the quicker we can lynch today the better, so yeah I’m all for using his likely scum ability for good

We just need to stop this 10 different wagon nonsense and consolidate

And Amrun wagon still needs to die

So (a) the quicker the better, (b) everyone needs to get on a big wagon and (c) Oh but not the Amrun wagon?

[Pine]

Who should I be voting for? I feel like delegating.

Unofficial VC is literally on the previous page. At the very least you can tell who the people you think are most likely to be right in a vacuum are voting and sheep them.

This is actually really good advice.

Okay, looking at said UVC, I immediately don't like the wagoneers on TSE. I don't know what TSE's deal is, but my top "trust in a vacuum" people on it are Cephrir, GE, and Wooper (no offense the others on the list), the latter of whom is the next biggest wagon. Let's look there. Nnnnnope, not convincing. I trust FF, and the fact that she doesn't have a wagon at all on her is encouraging. She tends to be either obvtown or obvscum, and pretty canny when Town. That said, four votes for Wooper!Duck isn't damning. Scrolling the rest of the way down the list, I don't see any consensus forming from the people I trust the most.

Skimming an ISO Bingle for more of these unofficial VCs doesn't help, but it does lead me to my next post for a potential lie detector.

A look at official VCs doesn't help much either. So never mind. Shit advice, stoopid BJingle.

[Pine]

I am Cobble-aligned.

[Pine]

That said, t just occurred to me that I posted that so automatically (and with proper hyphenation) that I don't know why anyone wouldn't. So I'm jumping on against the one I saw questioning it in Bingle's ISO, Amrun. Good advice after all!

VOTE: Amrun

(If this leads to your lynch, please don't go away for years again, we need people of your quality. <3)

[Bingle]

Haha, I made pine skim my iso.

[Rautherdir]

Why are we assuming there’s a lie detector? Have I missed something?

That seems like a lot of shit to sort through on the off chance that someone is a lie detector who wants to detect that particular post.

Trust me, the lie detector will probably be keeping notes on posts of interest. Which does mean they have to read the game, but that's a price they should be willing to pay.

Completely coincidentally, I will be keeping notes on these posts as well, and can keep tabs on how many of these claims have occurred throughout each day.

[Formerfish]

Miss. Do you pledge fealty to me?

What do you offer that Nero Cain doesn't?

Those who follow me have realized that rule through power is the only way. And to gain that power one needs strength and intelligence. I am looking to grow our ranks of fighters from all races and backgrounds.

With enough followers I can rule with an iron fist, that's molded by the consortium we create.

Are you implying I'm strong and intelligent? You're sounding better already.

Have you ever heard about the reporter who was doing a story on Henry Ford when he put out the model t? The reporter keeps asking about certain parts and how they worked and Ford couldn't talk on those particulars because he didn't know about them. The reporter was baffled by this, but Ford explained that he surrounded himself with the best in each field, but he wasn't too in anything himself.

I'm putting together my Goonies right now.

You drive a hard bargain, but you can count me in. What do you need?

I'm no trophy girl, I'll have you know. I'm not quite sure you can handle me.

My 6 yo hasn't broken me yet, I think I'll take my chances with you.

Well if your six year old hasn't broken you I doubt I'll make a dent.

You can make your attempt. I'm always up for a game.

What kind of game were you thinking?

What do I need? Nothing but your vote. Follow me there and we will be good.

And we can play anything you want. I'm flexible.

[Miss Lane]

Why are people posting about whether or not they're cobble aligned?

[Miss Lane]

Like what affect does that have on the lie detector is there a legitimate cobble alignment?

[Formerfish]

Tbh the quicker we can lynch today the better, so yeah I’m all for using his likely scum ability for good

We just need to stop this 10 different wagon nonsense and consolidate

And Amrun wagon still needs to die

BB. My power has grown and my followers are many.

Let us decide who enters the pit. Does everyone have at least 2 people they want to see die?

[Formerfish]

I trust FF, and the fact that she doesn't have a wagon at all on her is encouraging. She tends to be either obvtown or obvscum, and pretty canny when Town.

Uhhhh.....

[chennisden]

ok

[Miss Lane]

VOTE: wooper

[Formerfish]

Like what affect does that have on the lie detector is there a legitimate cobble alignment?

What do you mean?

[Pine]

Like what affect does that have on the lie detector is there a legitimate cobble alignment?

WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP

SCUM DETECTED

VOTE: Miss Lynch

I can now comfortably do nothing the rest of the day!