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Nero Cain Survivor
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I think most mods are cool with that though I could see stricter ones not wanting a bunch of pms before nightOf all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Wake1 Jack of All Trades
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No shit, Sherlock.In post 1473, Dolly Parton wrote:
As long as you don't let it slip your mindIn post 1471, Wake1 wrote:
I'd rather wait until Night 2 starts.In post 1469, Dolly Parton wrote:
You should probably go ahead and submit it unless night actions can't be sent until it's officially night. I don't know how modding works in that regard.In post 1468, Wake1 wrote:
Oh, I won't.In post 1467, Dolly Parton wrote:
Please don't forget your action tonight.In post 1463, Wake1 wrote:Eh, I'll pass.
If she's Town I'm not interested in getting blamed for the hammer.-
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Rabid Schnauzer Goon
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Flavor and Elsa make a last minute turn to me...what a surprise.In post 1218, Rabid Schnauzer wrote:Where I'm at rn:
Town, but just based on claims which I'm not fully convinved on: Dunnstral, Lil Uzi Vert, Wake88
Town based on reads (to various extents, no particular order): Dolly Parton, Espressojet, Frank, Zote the Mighty
Hard nulls: MariaR, Nero Cain
Current lynch pool: Elsa Jay, Flavor Leaf, Gamma Emerald-
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Rabid Schnauzer Goon
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Dolly Parton Goon
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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- Location: 'Murica, or Arendelle. Either works.
I'd rather leave it open on Wake being on either me or LUV, but okay.In post 1450, Dunnstral wrote:Jailkeeper on me, Watcher on LuV, any other unclaimed town protective on Wake
Thoughts?
VOTE: Maria
Still can't believe you. All made me have to reveal Damnit.-
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Wake1 Jack of All Trades
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You claimed?In post 1483, Elsa Jay wrote:
I'd rather leave it open on Wake being on either me or LUV, but okay.In post 1450, Dunnstral wrote:Jailkeeper on me, Watcher on LuV, any other unclaimed town protective on Wake
Thoughts?
VOTE: Maria
Still can't believe you. All made me have to reveal Damnit.-
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Rabid Schnauzer Goon
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Yes, he claimedIn post 1484, Wake1 wrote:You claimed?scum RBtown JK.-
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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Wake1 Jack of All Trades
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You mean Day 1?In post 1486, Elsa Jay wrote:Because 5-6 people tried to quick lynch me last night, yes.
It wasn't fun when I almost just lynched Maria and stayed hidden until day 3. Sigh.-
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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It's day 2 bro. What are you talking about?In post 1487, Wake1 wrote:
You mean Day 1?In post 1486, Elsa Jay wrote:Because 5-6 people tried to quick lynch me last night, yes.
It wasn't fun when I almost just lynched Maria and stayed hidden until day 3. Sigh.-
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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If she isn't, your vote won't hurt.In post 1488, Frank wrote:is mariar hammered?-
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Frank Goon
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I don't like that lynch but I guess it probably doesn't matter this close to deadline anywayIn post 1490, Elsa Jay wrote:
If she isn't, your vote won't hurt.In post 1488, Frank wrote:is mariar hammered?-
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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MariaR Alternatively,
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Elsa Jay He or She. Idc.Chaos and ConfusionHe or She. Idc.
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andIn post 1492, Elsa Jay wrote:That wasn't a vote, Frank.-
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Creature Solve This Game
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Creature Solve This Game
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Creature Solve This Game
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(Evil cat by Dexter Leandro, from pinterest. I narrowly dodged accidentally putting a warrior cats fanart)
To Shatter The Pride Cat
(Yep, this was supposed to be for reddit. Still funny regardless)
I'm Lucifer, the angel of pride. Alongside Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Satan and Belphegor I was banished from the heaven, but instead of being sent to the place underneath the earth, we were forced into animal forms.
Mammon became the mouse, Asmodeus the scorpion, Leviathan became the snake, Beelzebub the pig, Satan became the wolf and Belphegor the bear. Finally, I became the lion. And we would always be reincarnated into these same animals.
But one day I became this weak feline named a cat!
And the human who adopted me? Well, he's a moron!
"Hey Tommy! You hungry?"
How dare you call me Tommy, you stupid mortal? Hey, mortal! Listen I am Lucifer, the angel of pride and one of the most powerful there is! You're nothing compared to me! Hey! Why are you grabbing me? Stop it! Stop it now!
"There it is. It is your favorite: Whiskas!"
You won't sell me with your trash food!
"It is also made of salmon"
Okay, I gotta admit that thing looks creamy and...What am I thinking? You won't force Lucifer to eat this!
"Okay, whatever. I am leaving"
He left the kitchen. I took one good bite of the food then followed him.
Anyway, this stupid dude adopted me and I'm settled on making him sin. Just not any sin, but rather my own sin: pride. There's just a small annoying problem: He's too much of a nice guy!
"Hi, Gary! How's your day today?"
"Fine, thank you!"
"Hey Hannah. You're looking good today"
"Thank you, kind sir!", said the old lady.
He accidentally bumped into someone and immediately said:
"Oh, I'm really sorry"
"It's no problem", said the middle-aged man.
Anyway, he was just too polite. Like, way too polite.
...
I guess I don't need to demonstrate that.
Continuing, he went to the cafeteria and I sneaked in. Apparently he didn't notice I followed him all the time.
I saw another man in his thirties coming in. He was wearing a full suit and I could see the cross on his pocket. Damn, I hated him already!, I found myself hissing at him already.
"Hey, Tony!", my human greeted.
"Hey Rick"
For my own dismay my human noted the cross on his pocket and questioned it. They better don't start talking about Jesus or else I swear, I swear I'll make them scream and bleed and...
"Oh, it's just my own amulet", responded the man with the cross, "I always use it. I heard it scares off the bad spirits"
That fool thinks I am gonna be scared with that useless piece of metal? I'm gonna show him what is real fe...
"You should try converting to a religion", Tony continued, "I know you're a non-believer or more of a carpe diem person, but you know, there's no harm in being wrong about it and you get to live better when you have something to cling on"
That's definitely wrong. Having the wrong belief won't make you any better, it's the equivalent of holding a false smile and hoping it will cure depression. And you better don't try to convert my human or else...
"I...I'm not into that stuff. I don't think I need a god to make me feel any better. Just thinking about the endless possibilities the universe gives already makes me feel good. I feel like a god would be pretty limiting"
"What are you going to achieve if there's a god? You still have endless possibilities, you just need to trust your god and you will have an..."
"I'm tired of hearing this. I don't need to worry about what will happen after I die, I would rather live the life I was given"
"So you admit there's a god?"
They started a heated debate between each other if I could ever call that a debate. They started referencing a bunch of names they called philosophers and used all kinds of crappy argument I'm tired of hearing from humans. Even the religious man was terribly wrong about his own so-called god. I swear, if they continue using those strawman arguments I'm gonna personally crawl their eyes out and...
"You're a good friend, and I don't want you to go to hell!"
Haha! I can just see my dear human friend's face has become red and I smiled at what was coming next. I knew his religious-wannabe friend already is an overly proud arrogant men, but now I can get the chance to see two inflated egos collide with each oth...
"Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to have this fight with you. It was a pleasure talking with you, but I have to go"
He left the cafeteria and left me stunned. I waited the other human open the door to exit and rushed through him, making sure to take a good deep scare into his soul as if I was saying "you're going to hell with me", then went my way home.
Stupid Rick, stupid human! How dare you? He just said you're going to hell! How do you simply let it pass? Are you fine going to hell? I hate you, Rick! I hate all of you, stupid humans who try to act innocent! I'm gonna have a lot of fun bathing into your own blood and...
"Hey, who is that angry?"
I heard that from a medium-sized mutt I saw approaching me.
"Lucifer, is that you?"
Looking at his eyes, to my dismay, I noticed it was Satan.
"Hahahaha!", he began to laugh, "look at you! You look like a tiny kitty!"
His dog laugh was the most annoying thing to hear from him.
"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!", he kept taunting.
"Satan, stop it!"
"Kitty, kitty, kitty"
"STOP IT NOW! YOU FEMALE DOG!"
He suddenly stopped laughing and looked dead me in the eyes:
"Did...you...just...call...me...a...FEMALE...DOG?"
He emphasized the last word in an actually demonic voice and I realized I was screwed. I just had one thing to do.
I ran away full-speed through multiple streets with an infuriated Satan on my back. I swear I'm not a coward! I'm just a little too tiny to stop him and I don't want to die yet.
Luckily there was an open window back to my house and Satan couldn't climb to the window as good as I did.
"Haha! Look at you now, Satan! You look so pathetic trying to climb those boxes in all four", I taunted.
"What is going on here?"
To my horror my human just opened the door to the maddened dog. I immediately took a run to his room and somehow closed the door shut. I could still hear Satan barking like crazy outside.
I spotted his computer open on reddit. Taking a closer look to it, I noticed he was in r/changemyview open. So he likes debate huh?
I took a look at his karma and I saw it at 3.1k. His comments were mostly made on that same subreddit and seemed to have gained certain popularity.
Hehe! Now I want to see if my human will remain nice after this stun!
I went to his older commenting and began to downvote every one of them. When I left, his karma was at 2.9k or something. Eventually Rick returned to the room. Time for the show!
"Oh hey Tommy! Kinda a friend you made"
I decided to ignore his dumb comment. He sat down and I smiled when he checked his karma. He began typing nervously. Then he left the room and returned with coffee. I watched him stay several hours commenting in about every post from the subreddit and even other subreddits. Why do they care so much about a number?
Anyway, he eventually got tired, turned off the computer and went to sleep. I turned on the computer and re-opened reddit.
Well, that wasn't very effective. I needed to do something better. I only used his account to downvote his older comments and if I downvoted his newer posts he would notice that, but what if I create new accounts just to downvote him?
Actually he had so many comments I only needed one account to tank all his karma to 0 and to the negative. I stayed up all night doing that and my tiny paws didn't help any. I'm sure he will have a small surprise in his energy bill later in the month, but I will enjoy what will happen once he checks that out.
The next day I followed him closely. He was less open to his neighbors, but was still annoyingly polite when he needed to be. This time his I'm-with-Jesus friend didn't come, but he talked quite a lot with the waitress from the cafeteria. I could tell he was pretty angry judging how he wanted to debate a serious thing with the employee and even used a condescending tone.
Oh my go...oh my pride, I couldn't wait for it!
He returned home and began to prepare coffee. It is said human bodies are 70% water, but his must be 70% coffee. Anyway, I yawned when he just went to do his philosophy grad essay.
Soon he got tired of it and opened reddit. I could feel the combination of thunder, ice and fire, all stacked up in a heavily damaged ego, as soon he checked that number under his name.
The theater consisted of five acts:
Act I: Denial
"No, no, no. I'm dreaming. I swear, I'm dreaming"
He couldn't believe it and just left the room. Soon he returned, and left again. I heard a scream, I think it was from the truth, then returned to the room with an injured left hand.
He sat on the chair and the next act was going to start.
Act II: Anger
Ahh! My favorite act. This is when they wear their helmet and grab their sword and shield to defend their pride at all costs. But his helmet was the monitor, his sword the keyboard and his shield his coffee.
I could almost feel Satan flowing through his veins. His arguments stopped making sense long ago and he just used all kind of slurs. I gotta admit he was pretty creative, the "living mass of dead cerebral matter" insult didn't cross my mind if I even knew what that meant.
I couldn't stop laughing, or rather purring and I immediately hated that.
Act III: Bargaining
Evil kitty Lucifer reporting in, my human just got banned from the r/changemyview subreddit and multiple others and now he's trying to convince the mods of the first to unban him.
It was pretty fruitless and I was getting hellish tired of his constant crying. I hope it ends soon.
Act IV: Depression
Now my human deleted his reddit account and left the room, I obviously followed him. He threw himself in his bed and began to hit his head against the wall.
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!", he kept repeating.
He eventually stopped and just focused on crying. I approached him and he grabbed me on his lap and began to cuddle me.
"Glad someone here still likes me, right Tommy?"
His cuddling and crying was annoying, but it wasn't enough to beat the satisfaction of watching a destroyed ego. I'm sure he wouldn't be the same after that night.
Act V: Acceptance
After two weeks of reclusion and self-pity, he finally got over it. To my dismay he returned his old attitude of being overly friendly to neighbors.
I followed him to the cafeteria and he still hasn't noticed I did. There I found that old religious friend again, but he was wearing simpler shorts and shirt and no longer had that cross.
"Hey, Rick! How are you doing?
"Pretty fine, thank you!"
"The waitress said you haven't showed up here for two weeks"
"Yeah, I was sick", Rick dismissed, "so what happened with your cross?"
"I'm still a Christian and I follow every bible verse. But now I have also embraced some of the Buddhism philosophy so I can focus more on myself than the daily stress, you know?"
"You mean asceticism?"
"Exactly, and I think you should have an appointment with..."
"NO!"
Ahh, nothing beats the reaction of a wounded pride. I left the cafeteria and watched the fight happen from the outside. Just as I was enjoying the clash of two egos, a little friend of mine sat next to me:
"I see you have angered him a lot"
"Of course you happen to be the demon of wrath"
The mutt dog looked at me smiling:
"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!"
"Shut up", I smiled back and continued slowly, "female dog".
Then I took a run to the streets, just like I used to as a lion.
re for two weeks"
"Yeah, I was sick", Rick dismissed, "so what happened with your cross?"
"I'm still a Christian and I follow every bible verse. But now I have also embraced some of the Buddhism philosophy so I can focus more on myself than the daily stress, you know?"
"You mean asceticism?"
"Exactly, and I think you should have an appointment with..."
"NO!"
Ahh, nothing beats the reaction of a wounded pride. I left the cafeteria and watched the fight happen from the outside. Just as I was enjoying the clash of two egos, a little friend of mine sat next to me:
"I see you have angered him a lot"
"Of course you happen to be the demon of wrath"
The mutt dog looked at me smiling:
"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!"
"Shut up", I smiled back and continued slowly, "female dog".
Then I took a run to the streets like a lion.
(I could have separated this into two parts, but it would've been annoying for you all. Hopefully it doesn't take too much of the page)
Players Status Role Fate 12 Flavor LeafBit the dustVanilla TownKilled Night 2
Day 3 started!
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rb10 Wake8811 Zote the Mighty
LucianRoyDeadline: (expired on 2020-01-15 19:00:00)
Currently the top wagon isa toadLast edited by Creature on Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:03 am, edited 1 time in total.Sigh
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