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Post Post #1475 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:09 pm

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I think most mods are cool with that though I could see stricter ones not wanting a bunch of pms before night
Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Post Post #1476 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:09 pm

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In post 1473, Dolly Parton wrote:
In post 1471, Wake1 wrote:
In post 1469, Dolly Parton wrote:
In post 1468, Wake1 wrote:
In post 1467, Dolly Parton wrote:
In post 1463, Wake1 wrote:
In post 1462, Flavor Leaf wrote:Maria’s at L-2?

We can just go there. Need 1 more person, I guess
Eh, I'll pass.

If she's Town I'm not interested in getting blamed for the hammer.
Please don't forget your action tonight.
Oh, I won't.
You should probably go ahead and submit it unless night actions can't be sent until it's officially night. I don't know how modding works in that regard.
I'd rather wait until Night 2 starts.
As long as you don't let it slip your mind
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Post Post #1477 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:50 pm

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:yawn:
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Post Post #1478 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:57 pm

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VOTE: Flavor
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Post Post #1479 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:03 am

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In post 1218, Rabid Schnauzer wrote:Where I'm at rn:

Town, but just based on claims which I'm not fully convinved on: Dunnstral, Lil Uzi Vert, Wake88

Town based on reads (to various extents, no particular order): Dolly Parton, Espressojet, Frank, Zote the Mighty

Hard nulls: MariaR, Nero Cain

Current lynch pool: Elsa Jay, Flavor Leaf, Gamma Emerald
Flavor and Elsa make a last minute turn to me...what a surprise. :roll:
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Post Post #1480 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:04 am

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Basically, Rabid has correct reads, but we have to use our NKs on PRs, so we let's try to lynch him.
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Post Post #1481 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:13 am

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My VC:

Dolly (1) Zot
Flavor (3) Fra Mar Rab
Mar (5) Luv Gam Ner Dol Esp
Rabid (3) Dun Fla Els

Under 5 hours to go.

My preferred lynches are Flavor or Elsa, but since deadline is near:

VOTE: Maria

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Post Post #1482 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:32 am

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In post 1355, Creature wrote: Deadline: (expired on 2020-01-06 16:00:00)
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Post Post #1483 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:01 am

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In post 1450, Dunnstral wrote:Jailkeeper on me, Watcher on LuV, any other unclaimed town protective on Wake

Thoughts?
I'd rather leave it open on Wake being on either me or LUV, but okay.

VOTE: Maria

Still can't believe you. All made me have to reveal Damnit.
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Post Post #1484 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:02 am

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In post 1483, Elsa Jay wrote:
In post 1450, Dunnstral wrote:Jailkeeper on me, Watcher on LuV, any other unclaimed town protective on Wake

Thoughts?
I'd rather leave it open on Wake being on either me or LUV, but okay.

VOTE: Maria

Still can't believe you. All made me have to reveal Damnit.
You claimed?
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Post Post #1485 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:19 am

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In post 1484, Wake1 wrote:You claimed?
Yes, he claimed
scum RB
town JK.
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Post Post #1486 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:31 am

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Because 5-6 people tried to quick lynch me last night, yes.

It wasn't fun when I almost just lynched Maria and stayed hidden until day 3. Sigh.
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Post Post #1487 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:44 am

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In post 1486, Elsa Jay wrote:Because 5-6 people tried to quick lynch me last night, yes.

It wasn't fun when I almost just lynched Maria and stayed hidden until day 3. Sigh.
You mean Day 1?
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Post Post #1488 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:45 am

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is mariar hammered?
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Post Post #1489 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:47 am

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In post 1487, Wake1 wrote:
In post 1486, Elsa Jay wrote:Because 5-6 people tried to quick lynch me last night, yes.

It wasn't fun when I almost just lynched Maria and stayed hidden until day 3. Sigh.
You mean Day 1?
It's day 2 bro. What are you talking about?
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Post Post #1490 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:47 am

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In post 1488, Frank wrote:is mariar hammered?
If she isn't, your vote won't hurt.
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Post Post #1491 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:50 am

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In post 1490, Elsa Jay wrote:
In post 1488, Frank wrote:is mariar hammered?
If she isn't, your vote won't hurt.
I don't like that lynch but I guess it probably doesn't matter this close to deadline anyway
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Post Post #1492 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:52 am

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That wasn't a vote, Frank.
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Post Post #1493 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:56 am

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Did not expect to be quick lynched, but hey I guess that's just how it works.
I bet Maria is scum this game
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Post Post #1494 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:07 am

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I didn't expect it either, but yours just happened after mine.
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Post Post #1495 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:03 am

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And now we wait
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Post Post #1496 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:06 am

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In post 1492, Elsa Jay wrote:That wasn't a vote, Frank.
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Post Post #1497 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:50 am

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- Part 2/2


My grandfather died that same night. We had a quick funeral and no one questioned anything about it, but I still felt guilty for being the last person around to hear yet still believe it was just his delirium.

Years have passed and I completely got over my grandfather's death. I grew up and realized my dream of entering the marine. I have been tasked to check abnormal activities over the pacific ocean. We were in a submarine attached to a bigger ship and we were about to be launched to investigate the source.

"Is it an imminent cyclone?", asked someone.

"No, it can't be. It's coming from very under the sea", answered someone else.

"Maybe a vulcan?", I heard Randolf say.

"If it is a vulcan, we're fucked", asked the first man.

"The climate agency should have its own tricks", said Randolf confidently.

"We need focus", concluded the second man.

"Okay, okay", responded the first man swiftly.

It was very clear they couldn't keep their anxiety. The radio soon started buzzing:

"Dear soldiers, the submarine is being launched soon. Remember the instructions: investigate the source and if possible eliminate".

The radio started counting down from 10. It wasn't my first time doing this, but suddenly I felt a chill on my spine. I was relieved when Randolf hugged me:

"Don't worry, it's gonna be alright like always"

His choice of words wasn't particularly soothing. We had met in the oceanography center and since that we worked together on investigating ocean phenomena. His presence by itself was already relaxing.

"3...2...1..."

It stopped and I felt the submarine being submerged into the ocean. The pilot began following the source of the agitation, plunging deeper into the ocean.

There was a predominant awful silence although attempts to talk were made. The light in the ocean was getting dimmer and dimmer. I felt another turmoil.

"The source seems...to have changed direction", reported the pilot.

"It must mean we're coming close"

"The radar hasn't detected the source yet"

"Just keep following it then"

The pilot turned on the external light of the submarine, but nothing was to be seen.

"How is it going?", someone asked.

"There's something big moving around the radar", announced the pilot.

"What? Are you sure you're not going..."

Right from the monitor we could see something big and scaly moving endlessly. We all stared at each other in shock.

"What the fuck is it?", asked Randolf.

No one seemed to know. It resembled like a big serpent with a body diameter big than the width of the ship we were just in. However, felt like I already heard about it somewhere.

The pilot set chase to the head of the thing, looking for a clear direction of where was it going, what was it and deciding whether that thing should be attacked or not. The other soldiers were preparing a torpedo incase it was needed while talking nonstop about what could be it.

Eventually we spotted the head of its thing. Its head seemed to be of shades of sea blue and it had frills on its sides. I tried to figure out what it was. But soon I heard "fire!" and multiple torpedos from different directions were launched towards the creature.

The creature seemed unaffected, but it bluntly moved, causing the various submarines to be thrown away. We were launched towards the wall and the vehicle still seemed to be spinning uncontrollably.

"What do we do?", someone kept asking that repeatedly.

"We have to calm down!", shouted the pilot in vain.

While we uncontrollably panicked, we were straying further and further into the ocean. Multiple thoughts crossed my mind, but particularly a part of a song got my attention.

"I know you're alone
Deep down the sea"

It felt like the sea relaxed to these few words. We could regain control and returned to the chase of the serpent.

"What was it?", I heard Randolf ask me.

"I don't know", I simply said.

I was trying to figure out where I heard that. And serpent? I remember something about it, but it's name, it was...It was Jörmungandr?

We were soon back on the serpent's head, on the attack again. It started agitating the sea again, but we were able to maintain control.

"Continue! Continue!", I could hear.

The large serpent was clearly unaffected by the countless explosives launched towards it, but still got pretty scared about them and ran away in a straight line towards the USA.

"No, stop, you're scaring it!", I snapped.

But they kept attacking the serpent towards North America. I knew it would cause the largest tsunami ever seen if we didn't stop it. It suddenly came to my mind everything my grandfather told me, mainly about Beatrice. She sang a song, the exact song I had sung.

"Randolf!", I called, "Randolf, you need to let me out!"

"Why?"

"I know how to stop Jörmungandr"

"Jormun what?"

"You need to let me out!"

"No, that's stupid!"

I knew he wouldn't ever listen to me, so I just approached him.

"I know you're alone
Deep down the sea
But serpent don't you fear
Because I'm here"

I kissed him. It wasn't long, but it was enough to convince him to trust me. I appreciated how he was able to talk the others into letting me follow my plan despite being in a clear chase. They put me in a scuba suit and before I put the scuba screen, I hugged Randolf one last time:

"Goodbye"

I jumped into the serpent's back and began to sing slowly, each word seemed to slow its moving speed. Soon I could see its head moving back to me on the distance, surrounded in a bright blue light.

Soon I began to panic. What was I thinking? I had only an incomplete part of the song and three verses simply wouldn't be enough at all.

I was surprised when the right words for the next verses just started to show up in my head, as if the nordic gods had heard my unconscious pray.

"They once took you from your mother
Inconsiderably threw into the ocean
Left you into the depths
Where there is no emotion"

I swam closer and closer to its shining head as I kept singing. The monster seemed to be following me every moment. I knew I had no return and I was glad I didn't tell Randolf about it, he wouldn't let me go. I was a sacrifice.

"Don't worry now here I am
Your mother just returned"

The giant pressure of the ocean no longer affected me. I only gazed right at its giant shining eyes gazing me back. I could swear, deep inside them, I could see the wonderful woman my grandfather described.


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Post Post #1498 (ISO) » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:58 am

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Night 2 started!


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To Shatter The Pride Cat

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I'm Lucifer, the angel of pride. Alongside Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Satan and Belphegor I was banished from the heaven, but instead of being sent to the place underneath the earth, we were forced into animal forms.

Mammon became the mouse, Asmodeus the scorpion, Leviathan became the snake, Beelzebub the pig, Satan became the wolf and Belphegor the bear. Finally, I became the lion. And we would always be reincarnated into these same animals.

But one day I became this weak feline named a cat!

And the human who adopted me? Well, he's a moron!

"Hey Tommy! You hungry?"

How dare you call me Tommy, you stupid mortal? Hey, mortal! Listen I am Lucifer, the angel of pride and one of the most powerful there is! You're nothing compared to me! Hey! Why are you grabbing me? Stop it! Stop it now!

"There it is. It is your favorite: Whiskas!"

You won't sell me with your trash food!

"It is also made of salmon"

Okay, I gotta admit that thing looks creamy and...What am I thinking? You won't force Lucifer to eat this!

"Okay, whatever. I am leaving"

He left the kitchen. I took one good bite of the food then followed him.

Anyway, this stupid dude adopted me and I'm settled on making him sin. Just not any sin, but rather my own sin: pride. There's just a small annoying problem: He's too much of a nice guy!

"Hi, Gary! How's your day today?"

"Fine, thank you!"

"Hey Hannah. You're looking good today"

"Thank you, kind sir!", said the old lady.

He accidentally bumped into someone and immediately said:

"Oh, I'm really sorry"

"It's no problem", said the middle-aged man.

Anyway, he was just too polite. Like, way too polite.

...

I guess I don't need to demonstrate that.

Continuing, he went to the cafeteria and I sneaked in. Apparently he didn't notice I followed him all the time.

I saw another man in his thirties coming in. He was wearing a full suit and I could see the cross on his pocket. Damn, I hated him already!, I found myself hissing at him already.

"Hey, Tony!", my human greeted.

"Hey Rick"

For my own dismay my human noted the cross on his pocket and questioned it. They better don't start talking about Jesus or else I swear, I swear I'll make them scream and bleed and...

"Oh, it's just my own amulet", responded the man with the cross, "I always use it. I heard it scares off the bad spirits"
That fool thinks I am gonna be scared with that useless piece of metal? I'm gonna show him what is real fe...

"You should try converting to a religion", Tony continued, "I know you're a non-believer or more of a carpe diem person, but you know, there's no harm in being wrong about it and you get to live better when you have something to cling on"

That's definitely wrong. Having the wrong belief won't make you any better, it's the equivalent of holding a false smile and hoping it will cure depression. And you better don't try to convert my human or else...

"I...I'm not into that stuff. I don't think I need a god to make me feel any better. Just thinking about the endless possibilities the universe gives already makes me feel good. I feel like a god would be pretty limiting"

"What are you going to achieve if there's a god? You still have endless possibilities, you just need to trust your god and you will have an..."

"I'm tired of hearing this. I don't need to worry about what will happen after I die, I would rather live the life I was given"

"So you admit there's a god?"

They started a heated debate between each other if I could ever call that a debate. They started referencing a bunch of names they called philosophers and used all kinds of crappy argument I'm tired of hearing from humans. Even the religious man was terribly wrong about his own so-called god. I swear, if they continue using those strawman arguments I'm gonna personally crawl their eyes out and...

"You're a good friend, and I don't want you to go to hell!"

Haha! I can just see my dear human friend's face has become red and I smiled at what was coming next. I knew his religious-wannabe friend already is an overly proud arrogant men, but now I can get the chance to see two inflated egos collide with each oth...

"Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to have this fight with you. It was a pleasure talking with you, but I have to go"

He left the cafeteria and left me stunned. I waited the other human open the door to exit and rushed through him, making sure to take a good deep scare into his soul as if I was saying "you're going to hell with me", then went my way home.

Stupid Rick, stupid human! How dare you? He just said you're going to hell! How do you simply let it pass? Are you fine going to hell? I hate you, Rick! I hate all of you, stupid humans who try to act innocent! I'm gonna have a lot of fun bathing into your own blood and...

"Hey, who is that angry?"

I heard that from a medium-sized mutt I saw approaching me.

"Lucifer, is that you?"

Looking at his eyes, to my dismay, I noticed it was Satan.

"Hahahaha!", he began to laugh, "look at you! You look like a tiny kitty!"

His dog laugh was the most annoying thing to hear from him.

"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!", he kept taunting.

"Satan, stop it!"

"Kitty, kitty, kitty"

"STOP IT NOW! YOU FEMALE DOG!"

He suddenly stopped laughing and looked dead me in the eyes:

"Did...you...just...call...me...a...FEMALE...DOG?"

He emphasized the last word in an actually demonic voice and I realized I was screwed. I just had one thing to do.

I ran away full-speed through multiple streets with an infuriated Satan on my back. I swear I'm not a coward! I'm just a little too tiny to stop him and I don't want to die yet.

Luckily there was an open window back to my house and Satan couldn't climb to the window as good as I did.

"Haha! Look at you now, Satan! You look so pathetic trying to climb those boxes in all four", I taunted.

"What is going on here?"

To my horror my human just opened the door to the maddened dog. I immediately took a run to his room and somehow closed the door shut. I could still hear Satan barking like crazy outside.

I spotted his computer open on reddit. Taking a closer look to it, I noticed he was in r/changemyview open. So he likes debate huh?

I took a look at his karma and I saw it at 3.1k. His comments were mostly made on that same subreddit and seemed to have gained certain popularity.

Hehe! Now I want to see if my human will remain nice after this stun!

I went to his older commenting and began to downvote every one of them. When I left, his karma was at 2.9k or something. Eventually Rick returned to the room. Time for the show!

"Oh hey Tommy! Kinda a friend you made"

I decided to ignore his dumb comment. He sat down and I smiled when he checked his karma. He began typing nervously. Then he left the room and returned with coffee. I watched him stay several hours commenting in about every post from the subreddit and even other subreddits. Why do they care so much about a number?

Anyway, he eventually got tired, turned off the computer and went to sleep. I turned on the computer and re-opened reddit.

Well, that wasn't very effective. I needed to do something better. I only used his account to downvote his older comments and if I downvoted his newer posts he would notice that, but what if I create new accounts just to downvote him?

Actually he had so many comments I only needed one account to tank all his karma to 0 and to the negative. I stayed up all night doing that and my tiny paws didn't help any. I'm sure he will have a small surprise in his energy bill later in the month, but I will enjoy what will happen once he checks that out.

The next day I followed him closely. He was less open to his neighbors, but was still annoyingly polite when he needed to be. This time his I'm-with-Jesus friend didn't come, but he talked quite a lot with the waitress from the cafeteria. I could tell he was pretty angry judging how he wanted to debate a serious thing with the employee and even used a condescending tone.

Oh my go...oh my pride, I couldn't wait for it!

He returned home and began to prepare coffee. It is said human bodies are 70% water, but his must be 70% coffee. Anyway, I yawned when he just went to do his philosophy grad essay.

Soon he got tired of it and opened reddit. I could feel the combination of thunder, ice and fire, all stacked up in a heavily damaged ego, as soon he checked that number under his name.

The theater consisted of five acts:

Act I: Denial

"No, no, no. I'm dreaming. I swear, I'm dreaming"

He couldn't believe it and just left the room. Soon he returned, and left again. I heard a scream, I think it was from the truth, then returned to the room with an injured left hand.

He sat on the chair and the next act was going to start.

Act II: Anger

Ahh! My favorite act. This is when they wear their helmet and grab their sword and shield to defend their pride at all costs. But his helmet was the monitor, his sword the keyboard and his shield his coffee.

I could almost feel Satan flowing through his veins. His arguments stopped making sense long ago and he just used all kind of slurs. I gotta admit he was pretty creative, the "living mass of dead cerebral matter" insult didn't cross my mind if I even knew what that meant.

I couldn't stop laughing, or rather purring and I immediately hated that.

Act III: Bargaining

Evil kitty Lucifer reporting in, my human just got banned from the r/changemyview subreddit and multiple others and now he's trying to convince the mods of the first to unban him.

It was pretty fruitless and I was getting hellish tired of his constant crying. I hope it ends soon.

Act IV: Depression

Now my human deleted his reddit account and left the room, I obviously followed him. He threw himself in his bed and began to hit his head against the wall.

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!", he kept repeating.

He eventually stopped and just focused on crying. I approached him and he grabbed me on his lap and began to cuddle me.

"Glad someone here still likes me, right Tommy?"

His cuddling and crying was annoying, but it wasn't enough to beat the satisfaction of watching a destroyed ego. I'm sure he wouldn't be the same after that night.

Act V: Acceptance

After two weeks of reclusion and self-pity, he finally got over it. To my dismay he returned his old attitude of being overly friendly to neighbors.

I followed him to the cafeteria and he still hasn't noticed I did. There I found that old religious friend again, but he was wearing simpler shorts and shirt and no longer had that cross.

"Hey, Rick! How are you doing?

"Pretty fine, thank you!"

"The waitress said you haven't showed up here for two weeks"

"Yeah, I was sick", Rick dismissed, "so what happened with your cross?"

"I'm still a Christian and I follow every bible verse. But now I have also embraced some of the Buddhism philosophy so I can focus more on myself than the daily stress, you know?"

"You mean asceticism?"

"Exactly, and I think you should have an appointment with..."

"NO!"

Ahh, nothing beats the reaction of a wounded pride. I left the cafeteria and watched the fight happen from the outside. Just as I was enjoying the clash of two egos, a little friend of mine sat next to me:

"I see you have angered him a lot"

"Of course you happen to be the demon of wrath"

The mutt dog looked at me smiling:

"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

"Shut up", I smiled back and continued slowly, "female dog".

Then I took a run to the streets, just like I used to as a lion.
re for two weeks"

"Yeah, I was sick", Rick dismissed, "so what happened with your cross?"

"I'm still a Christian and I follow every bible verse. But now I have also embraced some of the Buddhism philosophy so I can focus more on myself than the daily stress, you know?"

"You mean asceticism?"

"Exactly, and I think you should have an appointment with..."

"NO!"

Ahh, nothing beats the reaction of a wounded pride. I left the cafeteria and watched the fight happen from the outside. Just as I was enjoying the clash of two egos, a little friend of mine sat next to me:

"I see you have angered him a lot"

"Of course you happen to be the demon of wrath"

The mutt dog looked at me smiling:

"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

"Shut up", I smiled back and continued slowly, "female dog".

Then I took a run to the streets like a lion.


(I could have separated this into two parts, but it would've been annoying for you all. Hopefully it doesn't take too much of the page)


PlayersStatusRoleFate
12
Flavor Leaf
Bit the dust
Vanilla Town
Killed Night 2


Day 3 started!

Votecount 3.0
PlayersL-5L-4L-3L-2L-1Hammer
1
Dolly Parton
2
Dunnstral
3
Elsa Jay
4
Espressojet
5
Frank
6
Gamma Emerald
7
Lil Uzi Vert
8
Nero Cain
9
Rabid Schnauzer
rb
10
Wake88
11
Zote the Mighty
LucianRoy
Deadline: (expired on 2020-01-15 19:00:00)
Currently the top wagon is
a toad
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