TM2020 - Large Theme - Gay Mafia IV: TOWN WIN

[nomnomnom]

Let's get the flip

[DeasVail]

I wish I was scum. I keep joining games as a favor and getting stuck in as town.

MS has changed man. Everything is about jacking off your ego and trying to single handedly solve the game instead of collaborating and communicating.

It sucks that I got lynched but it might be what the game needed. Who knows? Tomorrow is another day

[Dr Easy Bake]

Dammit, I wanted to do that...

[Dr Easy Bake]

[panthaleon]

I wish I was scum. I keep joining games as a favor and getting stuck in as town.

MS has changed man. Everything is about jacking off your ego and trying to single handedly solve the game instead of collaborating and communicating.

It sucks that I got lynched but it might be what the game needed. Who knows? Tomorrow is another day

But what if half the reason I joined was because I was exciting to play with you.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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Spoiler: Unformatted Votecount

nomnomnom (2): panthaleon, DeasVail
DeasVail (8): daveaz, Almost50, Ankamius, nomnomnom, EspressoPatronum, Gammagooey, Firebringer, Flavor Leaf
Flavor Leaf (1): MariaR
nomnomnom (1): chennisden

Not Voting (2): kuribo, Dr Easy Bake

With 14 alive it's 8 to lynch. Deadline is 2/1 at 9PM EST.

kuribo is V/LA until 2/1
EspressoPatronum is V/LA until 2/3

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

"What do you

mean

, you'll pass?"

Beyonce's flawless locks bounced around as she titled her head sideways in sheer disbelief over what she was hearing on the phone. She tapped her foot impatiently.

"Let me be clear... I was told I wasn't allowed to play

myself

in the damn movie. Not that those two jackasses asked for permission to use my likeness anyway. I'm not allowed to play myself because... I'm

too old

. BITCH, I'm 38! Have you SEEN me!?"

She paces around now in her lavish kitchen. Jay-Z stands off to the side, white apron on, gently grating a ginger root over some raw chicken.

"I can't play myself. So I'm thinking... might as well score the damn thing then! My CONDITION on signing my likeness away was built on me doing the music!"

There's some murmuring on the other end of the line.

"The FUCK do you mean it was just a consideration? Aren't you my agent? How'd you let that through!? Who the FUCK do you think I am!?"

Beyonce slams her iPhone down on the ground. The screen goes black, ending the call. Beyonce stands, breathing deeply, gritting her teeth. Blue Ivy appears from around the corner. Jay notices her and sets down the ginger and the grater, quickly washing his hands.

"Is Mommy okay?"

Jay scoops up Ivy in his arms.

"She'll be okay baby. We just need to give her some time."

Jay hurries Ivy out of the kitchen as Beyonce lets loose a shriek that could pierce the heavens.

DeasVail | Beyonce |

Town Composer

| Lynched D3

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[Untrod Tripod]

Due to the Super Bowl and other personal matters, day start will not be until 2/3. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

BREAKING NEWS

In the midst of a heated race to play Beyonce in the new GAY MAFIA franchise, it has been revealed that Regina King has had

several

male ex-coworkers come forward and say she harassed them.

The anonymous sources report that King would routinely threaten to get them fired from their gigs if they did not "put on that saddle" and "let me ride the horsey, yee-haw". Another alleged victim claims King forced him to eat an entire fish bowl full of M&Ms to the point of regurgitation, then dabbed his mouth with a wetnap and whispered "shh shh, it's okay there little baby, mommy has you now, I will fix your upset tummy" before blowing raspberries on his belly.

In response to the allegations, the production team behind the GAY MAFIA franchise have issued a public statement saying they are no longer entertaining the idea of using Regina King in the series.

More on this story as it develops.

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Her hands punched furiously on the keys on her typewriter as another line was completed on the script. She pulled the lever and reset the typewriter with a satisfying DING. She hammered out a few more lines... and then typo'd.

"FUCK!"

Diablo Cody ripped the paper from the typewriter in a fury, shouting as she tossed it on the ground.

"WORTHLESS!"

The scene around her told the tale -- thousands of discarded pages of paper, all with half-written pages of a screenplay on them.

"Wait, maybe Beyonce can go by a quirky name. Like maybe in this film, she's known as Pop-Tart! And... and instead of being a powerful pop star, she's... she's... a struggling gas station clerk who vapes!"

She nods to herself.

"Yes... yes... yes... this is good."

Diablo stands up and kicks papers out of the way, making her way to her glass coffee table, where several lines of cocaine are ready to go. She buries her nose in them and inhales as much cocaine as physically possible.

"And... and... ELTON JOHN! IS ACTUALLY A REPTILIAN CREATURE WEARING A SKIN SUIT! AND IN THE CLIMAX OF THE FILM HE USES HIS LIZARD DICK TO FUCK THE FASCISTS!"

She scurries back to her typewriter, feeding in another sheet of paper. She speaks the words aloud as she types:

EXT. DAY - SOME FUCKING GAS STATION OR WHATEVER

POP-TART pulls up to the gas station on her FIXIE BIKE, complete with oversized helmet. She starts to go inside the store but has to take one last drag of her vape before she does. She pushes through into the store. Her boss, MANNY PATRIARCHY shouts at her from behind the calendar.

MANNY PATRIARCHY
You! Late again! Typical woman, always late! I am late for my skateboarding lessons now!

Pop-Tart stares at the floor for a moment and lets out a heavy sigh.

POP-TART
I was just vaping, Broheim, chillax my dude.

Manny shakes his head.

MANNY PATRIARCHY
Whatever girlfriend, I'm out of here sister.

Manny mounts his skateboard and rides off out of the store, leaving Pop-Tart alone behind the counter. Pop-Tart sighs.

POP-TART (VOICEOVER)
And that was the last day I would see Manny and his weird little skateboard.

WIDE ANGLE -
Manny rides through the parking lot of the gas station.

POP-TART (VOICEOVER)
You know, because of the lizard attack.

That's when an ANGRY SWARM OF LIZARDS descend on the parking lot! They pounce Manny and one of them swallows him whole! Pop-Tart watches the whole thing with an apthetic smule.

Diablo Cody stops. She stares down at the two typos, furrowing her brow. She lets out a gutteral warcry and flings the typewriter off the desk, crashing to the floor. She goes back, does another facefull of coke and calls her agent.

"Yeah, it's Diablo. Tell them I'm THROUGH. I will NEVER write another movie as long as I live! I'VE LOST THE PASSION, JACKIE. I'VE LOST IT."

She tosses the phone aside and collapses on her couch dramatically.

chennisden | Diablo Cody |

Town Writer

| Killed N3

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[Firebringer]

Firebringer has been removed from the Actress group. He is still alive and in the game.

the fuck

[panthaleon]

VOTE: Nomnom

Parking this here to start with. Hey nom play for serious please. Of you are town, tell me who scum is

[Ankamius]

chenn said last night in the PT that FL always dies today

otherwise idk why exactly chenn would be the kill, my team was expecting panth to die

[Firebringer]

chenn said last night in the PT that FL always dies today

otherwise idk why exactly chenn would be the kill, my team was expecting panth to die

chenn ws obvi town.

that's why

[Firebringer]

why would panth die....

[Firebringer]

I agree with chenn though on who to lynch. Should have done it yesterday.

[Ankamius]

because panth was obvtown

[Firebringer]

idk, rc was telling me he was obvi scum. though he did back away from that.
I have him as null.

I guess u said his predecessor was really town or something but I never read that stuff.

[Firebringer]

nom said last night she wants to lynch FL.

should I be worried everything is pushing to that angle rn?

[Ankamius]

I'm waiting atm

[Flavor Leaf]

Jingle stated he thinks Ankamius consistency on events is good, her trying to push the protective hood town core is bad.

He also said the commuter hood is likely to be an all town hood.

[Flavor Leaf]

nom said last night she wants to lynch FL.

should I be worried everything is pushing to that angle rn?

Nom literally stated if DV flips scum it looks bad for me.

[Flavor Leaf]

Crappy thing is, lynching EP or Myself confirms the other as town. I’d just rather not die for that to happen

[Flavor Leaf]

Maria, Panth, Ank is probably the scum team. Maybe DEB instead of Panth.

[nomnomnom]

VOTE: Nomnom

Parking this here to start with. Hey nom play for serious please. Of you are town, tell me who scum is

"play for serious"?