Twice Baked Wrestling: Brawl at the Bakery! {Game Over}

[Reina]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

[Battle Mage]

Actually, that wagon hasn't yet matured, so back on it.

VOTE: Kuroi

Put me in your pocket DGB

Vote: Kuroi

[Battle Mage]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through

I assume that's based on the history of the last 40 odd pages?

[Flubbernugget]

Don't Call Scumteams: You're Almost Always Wrong and Even When You Are Right No One Gives A Shit Except For You, a brief mafia primer by Untrod Tripod

Don't Call Scumteams: You're Almost Always Wrong and Even When You Are Right No One Gives A Shit Except For You

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Well sometimes when you are in like 4 days of successive LYLO, you have to take a punt.

What is it like living in the bizarro reality where 1488 doesn't exist

[Flubbernugget]

Wait no

VOTE: lavender

Anyone that doesn't finish turkey tonight is scumclaiming

That would be a really inefficient use of our finishers. You only want 4 people max to target someone.

Ok cool I am using my finisher on turkey who else would like to voulenteer

[Untrod Tripod]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

all aboard!

vote gobbles

Wait no

VOTE: lavender

Anyone that doesn't finish turkey tonight is scumclaiming

That would be a really inefficient use of our finishers. You only want 4 people max to target someone.

Ok cool I am using my finisher on turkey who else would like to voulenteer

crazy idea: what if we just kill it right now

[Battle Mage]

61 pages, no lynches. What is the game coming to?

[Flubbernugget]

crazy idea: what if we just kill it right now

Didn't you say lavender was bullet proof

[Reina]

Literally can we please kill the person who is more likely to be invulnerable to finishers or vigs than any other person in this game? They are just as good of a lurker lynch as anyone else in the game but have the added benefit of not being removable by town due to night actions. I don’t understand why this is so hard for you people.

Vote. Lavender.

suddenly it occurs to me that gobble could be scum trying to get the potential bulletproof townie lynched

I got this one UT

[Flubbernugget]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

[Ramcius]

Don't Call Scumteams: You're Almost Always Wrong and Even When You Are Right No One Gives A Shit Except For You

, a brief mafia primer by Untrod Tripod

Chapter One: Don't call scumteams. You're almost always wrong and even when you are right, no one gives a shit except for you. That's it. That's the whole chapter.

Chapter Two: Also just lynch scummy people instead of trying to pull a bunch of extraneous bullshit like: making a townbloc, forming a mechanical plan that doesn't really do much but create a Rube Goldberg machine that produces whatever the opposite of fun is, doing a bunch of dumb shit to maintain some kind of weird persona across games instead of just playing the fucking game, etc.

Chapter Three: Don't have an anime avatar.

Fin

Acknowledgements, thank you to all the memorable collection of people I have played mafia with over the past 17 years. You've really taught me a lot.

What's wrong with anime avatars?

[Reina]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

[Flubbernugget]

Actually, that wagon hasn't yet matured, so back on it.

VOTE: Kuroi

Put me in your pocket DGB

Vote: Kuroi

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through

I assume that's based on the history of the last 40 odd pages?

What in the deep fried fuck is happening here

[Flubbernugget]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

I just want you to know right now that if you're fucking with my head it's working

[Battle Mage]

Actually, that wagon hasn't yet matured, so back on it.

VOTE: Kuroi

Put me in your pocket DGB

Vote: Kuroi

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through

I assume that's based on the history of the last 40 odd pages?

What in the deep fried fuck is happening here

I know right!

[Flubbernugget]

You're voting a confirmed town

[Battle Mage]

am I? when did that happen?

[Battle Mage]

DGB, how could you have misled me like this!?

[Ramcius]

You're voting a confirmed town

Not mafia isn't conf town, buddy, that's assuming turkey actually slipped and isn't just messing around

[Reina]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

I just want you to know right now that if you're fucking with my head it's working

eeeeexcellent

if you think that gobbles scumslipped then vote gobbles instead of being cute about trying to get the most optimalest scumlynch between the scumlynches

one step at a time my friend

[Flubbernugget]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

I just want you to know right now that if you're fucking with my head it's working

eeeeexcellent

if you think that gobbles scumslipped then vote gobbles instead of being cute about trying to get the most optimalest scumlynch between the scumlynches

one step at a time my friend

I don't understand this. There's a risk lavender can't be nk'd. Eating one lynch vs two seems like a pretty big optimization

[Flubbernugget]

You're voting a confirmed town

Not mafia isn't conf town, buddy, that's assuming turkey actually slipped and isn't just messing around

You're not voting for confirmed scum that's a hell of a look

[Reina]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

[Flubbernugget]

Hey

Hey UT

are you ready for this?

Scumteam is

{TURKEY. LAVENDER. DREW. RAMSCIUS.}

in that order

[Karnage]

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

lol

VOTE: gobbledygook