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[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Not_Mafia

[Not_Mafia]

I'm Jester

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Bella

[Not_Mafia]

I'm sure Not_Mafia will get around to content at some point

You sweet summer child

[Not_Mafia]

UNVOTE: Bella

[Not_Mafia]

UNVOTE: Bella

[Not_Mafia]

Wut

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Not_Mafia

So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Not_Mafia

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Not_Mafia]

Well that was certainly the strongest reaction to my opener I've seen

[Not_Mafia]

I just came here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now

[Not_Mafia]

I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

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[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Not_Mafia

[Not_Mafia]

What is happening?

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: bob

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: UnaBombah

[Not_Mafia]

You can't clown me if I clown myself first

[Not_Mafia]

You can't clown me if I clown myself first

Do it you won't

Dayvig Not_Mafia/b]

[Not_Mafia]

Don't make me achieve my final form

[Not_Mafia]

No but she does have a mega-forme

Just wait until Gen 11 for the evolution

[Not_Mafia]

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Porkens
VOTE: RfS

[Not_Mafia]

Miltank and Snorlax are completely different, Miltank is support, Snorlax is a tank

[Not_Mafia]

Oh, is Not_Mafia a Miltank? I thought he was a bulbasaur

This is bullying

[Not_Mafia]

What is a paper theatre?

[Not_Mafia]

I'm up for a Galron wagon

VOTE: Galron

[Not_Mafia]

UnaBombaH, why have you failed to palce a vote?

[Not_Mafia]

start one on a player who is nearly universally meh

Sounds like the perfect candidate for a wagon

[Not_Mafia]

I still think Bella is the wrong execution today. But if that 5th vote comes, I'll give intent. Consider that a warning to any lol hammers.

VOTE: Bella

[Not_Mafia]

Did you complete your paper theatre?

[Not_Mafia]

Intent then. Let her speak.

VOTE: Galron

[Not_Mafia]

UnaBombaH, why have you failed to palce a vote?

You won't believe me when I say that I just woke up, read to the end of previous page, and was about to vote Galron just to see if anyone would follow. I'm still not going to join either of bob/Bella.
Then I hit preview and saw that there was one more page that I hadn't even noticed.
So yea, was about to, but you got the jump on me.

I've been putting off my ISO-read on the G's, but since people are already starting a wagon there, I'll be happy to join.

So why have you still not voted?

[Not_Mafia]

Let's put Glaron to Q-1

[Not_Mafia]

Galron who is scum?

[Not_Mafia]

So why have you still not voted?

Because I'm setting up my workspot.
Hold ya horses and moos.
Don't spare your heys.

Hey now, you’re an all star

[Not_Mafia]

Galron who is scum?

Other than Hoopla, I dunno. I think maybe RFS. I think maybe you, but both of those reads are weak.

Then who is town?

[Not_Mafia]

I asked you the question

[Not_Mafia]

Hasn't really changed. Una, Porkens, I guess that one's new.

Bella is null town

as is Bob.

Yet you were pushing for someone to put her to E-1 so you could declare intent?

[Not_Mafia]

There has been something about the way you post Galron that pings me.
All throughout the game.
It sort of feels like you are almost engaging in whatever is in front of you, but then you just..dont?

Like here, your first response to the idea of people wagoning you was more powerful and immediate.
It felt like you might be making a statement.
And now you've skirted answers with N_M and that feeling is completely gone IMO.

This is where I'm at too, Galron reads as super cautious newb scum

[Not_Mafia]

I’m not going to lie your presence on the wagons has deterred me a bit hoops

Idk.

EEeeeewwww

[Not_Mafia]

I haven't seen you do anything since I subbed in

[Not_Mafia]

I am not a meme, I am a human being

[Not_Mafia]

I'd llike NotSci to bus Galron

[Not_Mafia]

Is that a real read, nm?

Yes

[Not_Mafia]

Why the sudden change?

[Not_Mafia]

Why unvote?

[Not_Mafia]

I don’t like the wagon comp.

Vote Galron

[Not_Mafia]

Why are we not lynching Galron?

[Not_Mafia]

Is that a real read, nm?

Yes

Why?

That's how I feel

[Not_Mafia]

I'm willing to vote Galron I think

Do it

[Not_Mafia]

Bob voters please vote Galron

[Not_Mafia]

I'm town binning Not_Mafia rn, so that doesn't do any good.

I'm scum though

[Not_Mafia]

Who is us?

[Not_Mafia]

Vote Galron instead

[Not_Mafia]

are we doing that thing where we wait until the 11th hour before compromising on someone random?

the lack of urgency is troubling. are we way off and scum are just sitting back laughing? perhaps they're sipping lemonade in glee again. wouldn't surprise me.

Please vote Galron

[Not_Mafia]

Intent on Galron

I am a doublevoter

[Not_Mafia]

So who's scum then?

[Not_Mafia]

I think the other option is that he wagons could both be on scum.

Hm.

[Not_Mafia]

I agree, you should vote yourself

[Not_Mafia]

...surely

wagononics

suggest that the person we've wagoned twice and can't elim (bob) as a direct counter wagon to town, is scum?

Not elim-ing one of hoops/bob today is just bad. We are running out of town.

VOTE: Bellaphant

Policy

[Not_Mafia]

It seems Isis was the first to use that cursed word

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Isis

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Smellaphant

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Isis

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: RfS

[Not_Mafia]

I’m town

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Una

[Not_Mafia]

Id rather rfs here.

Vote him then

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: RfS

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Una

[Not_Mafia]

Bella hasn't talked about Not_Mafia at all recently actually, and has never responded to or addressed my questions as to why people don't want to wreckage him.

Wanna talk about those votes, NM?

[Not_Mafia]

Not Mafia are you still willing to vote Replacement because I really think that's the best choice here

Convince me

[Not_Mafia]

I would rather die than unvote

[Not_Mafia]

UNVOTE: Bella

[Not_Mafia]

Una? More like U are the lynch

[Not_Mafia]

Thoughts?

No

[Not_Mafia]

I had una in my 2nd tier, but the three people voting for them are my current vote and the other 2 from my second tier so I ain’t joining that.

What if I ask really nicely?

[Not_Mafia]

I had una in my 2nd tier, but the three people voting for them are my current vote and the other 2 from my second tier so I ain’t joining that.

What if I ask really nicely?

um, try it. can't hurt

Nervously twirls thumbs

G-g-g-geraintm

Looks down at floor

C-could you please vote Una, pwetty pwease

Looks up with puppy dog eyes

pwwwweeeeeaaassssseee uwu

[Not_Mafia]

wagon analysis

We can be friends again

[Not_Mafia]

Can we please just lynch Una

[Not_Mafia]

Una must be lyncged

[Not_Mafia]

this is eLo, no casting votes

Awwwwww but I wanna

[Not_Mafia]

I'm VT

[Not_Mafia]

it's ok N_M we're gonna do some votes soon we just gotta use Bulk Up four or five times to be safe

I only know Stomp, Attract, Milk Drink and Rollout

[Not_Mafia]

I wanna lynch Hectic

[Not_Mafia]

Oh yeah, what is a paper theatre?

[Not_Mafia]

Yea, so guess I'll just claim too.
I'm quite certain the remaining scum are bound to claim VT anyway.

I'm a 2-shot Compulsive Commuter.
Yea.
Guess my role was meant to be a negativish utility/red herring in a scenario like this - filled with investigatives?

This is the biggest load of shite I've ever read and I follow Trump on twitter

Thank you, I'll be here all week

[Not_Mafia]

are you guys ok if i claim

Only if you answer what a paper theatre is

[Not_Mafia]

Wtf sort of role is 2-shot Compulsive Commuter

[Not_Mafia]

N_M has paper theatre been explained to your satisfaction such that I can claim even though I should prolly slowplay

I must have a masters thesis on the topic, fully sourced with written sources

[Not_Mafia]

Well you tell me.
I was just in a game with two town Millers and one town Ascetic Encryptor - with no PTs in the game.

Impotent PRs as named townies and double roles are a thing, "lol just commute N1 and N2" is not

[Not_Mafia]

what about a link to the wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_theater

which includes 5 references

I will accept it for now, but you will have to unclaim on day 8

[Not_Mafia]

+1 252+ Atk Choice Band Miltank Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Umbreon: 402-474 (121.4 - 143.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

[Not_Mafia]

to confirm, it is

Me
Not mafia
Replacement
Una
Isis

Left. I think not mafia is still where I want to lynch

I'm town

[Not_Mafia]

Can I claim on RfS's behalf?

[Not_Mafia]

I am the George Washington of mafia

[Not_Mafia]

Cool so time to lynch RfS then?

[Not_Mafia]

Wow what a revelation

[Not_Mafia]

I'm town though

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: RfS

[Not_Mafia]

Sup

[Not_Mafia]

Confess that I am at the stage of the game where not much people can say will alter my thoughts.
People pointing out votes and quotes from the past might, but bleating now won't.

This is a strange attitude for someone who's constantly saying how flawed their reads always are

[Not_Mafia]

N_M you will be the decider in 3p eLo are you hyped

What if we decided Una vs Geraint today?

[Not_Mafia]

Confess that I am at the stage of the game where not much people can say will alter my thoughts.
People pointing out votes and quotes from the past might, but bleating now won't.

This is a strange attitude for someone who's constantly saying how flawed their reads always are

Well, I wrote that on the basis that I didn't think we would have a post coming out that had a guilty verdict on someone. I obviously have to eevaluta the game now. Give me some time as sister and family are arriving for the day shortly.

Still doesn't seem congruent who's always posting about having self doubt and their reads being wrong

[Not_Mafia]

I think I'm coming round to Gera scum and just dismissing Una's role as "wtf are normals these days", back in the day I ran Town Neapolitan, Two Masons + 3 Goons and my reviewers were worried town could be overpowered, now I'd probably have to add 2 PRs to town for it to be considered balanced

[Not_Mafia]

If N_M and Isis feel like they are willing to "risk" it by voting gera, I'll join.
I don't want to lose this because of my pride and fear of losing to Isis here.
I always say I'm not a prideful person, but honestly it's just more about managing the feeling and not letting it overpower logic.

https://youtu.be/89ZfbX4Rdzw?t=56

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: geraint

Please lord, lest me be a fool

[Not_Mafia]

Yeah I knew that role was horseshit, that's two games in a row where my reads were correct and i second guessed them because of claim related shennanigans.

GGs and congrats to scum

[Not_Mafia]

Klick from now on we are contractually obligated to clown all d1 PR claims in minis

It’s a sacrifice that I am willing to make

Player

has been announced as a

Day 1 Innocent Child

[Not_Mafia]

I'm going to pay Sujimichi to join several dozen games and replace out of all of them simultaneously

[Not_Mafia]

I vow that this thread will never be locked

[Not_Mafia]

It feels good to be a part of history