Micro 995: Secret Jesters

[Hazel Rofa]

Why would you vote me if you thought I was a jester? You must be scum! Do you even belong in this timeline?

VOTE: raymond

[A J Carmichael]

WAIT

I can explain

If I was lying it might be because I WANT to look bad because I'm actually a secret jester

Did you think about that?

[Hazel Rofa]

Raymond+AJ

I WIN

they better lynch me if they want to win too!

[A J Carmichael]

Okay I can eliminate you but i'm burden of proficiencying you the next day if you're not scum and eliminating you then

[A J Carmichael]

If you flip town or jester

[Hazel Rofa]

I must eliminate all threats to this time line, how tf do I do that with just one vote?!?!?

[A J Carmichael]

Which timeline did you come from?

[Jingle]

Oh, incidentally, I had meant to rewatch the series to find quotes for all of these accounts, but lost track of time. That means none of you have prepared signatures.

If any of you wants to find a signature that is a quote from your character, I will likely not change it after the conclusion of the game. Unless it sucks.

[A J Carmichael]

Fuck yeah

[Hazel Rofa]

Uhh the best one obv

[A J Carmichael]

Wait I haven't watched this show why am I so excited

I should watch this show

[A J Carmichael]

I better be the protagonist but I'll take overpowered dues ex machina Levi-style hero too

[Hazel Rofa]

Nah we're all just low-class lame ass workers yo

[Hazel Rofa]

We're also all the baddies

[Raymond Chestnut]

Why would you vote me if you thought I was a jester? You must be scum! Do you even belong in this timeline?

VOTE: raymond

I'm not scum, I can prove it!

Spoiler:

[A J Carmichael]

Nah Jingle wouldn't do that to us

...right Jingle?

So does that mean this is some kind of heist and then the mafia are undercover cops and the jesters are psycho cultists who can only ascend to another realm if they are killed in a heist scenario

[A J Carmichael]

Why would you vote me if you thought I was a jester? You must be scum! Do you even belong in this timeline?

VOTE: raymond

I'm not scum, I can prove it!

Spoiler:

You can't post your role to the thread like that....

sigh, I really liked my VANILLA TOWN role too.... shame we have to reroll and I have no reason to lie about it now

[Raymond Chestnut]

I never watched this show but I already know all the spoilers through the power of photosynthesis. The sun feeds its sunlight directly into my brain and every uneven day of the month it prints new information about tv shows I never watched, directly to my mind. It's pretty lit! Get it... lit... because it's sunlight... shiny shiny sun

yes

[A J Carmichael]

No reason to lie about my VANILLA TOWN role here since we're rerolling I mean

[A J Carmichael]

Hope these aren't big spoilers being dished out here

[Raymond Chestnut]

Can you imagine a Town Towner ever lying or spoiling shows??? not me, nope

so no need to worry, it's the best role in the setup for a reason, I literally cannot lie

[A J Carmichael]

What's your greatest fear?

[Hazel Rofa]

Dude what is wrong with you guys, only three of us exist and now mafia know about all of us

[A J Carmichael]

DEEPEST DARKEST fear

[Jingle]

There are very few outright 'bad guy' characters in UA. AJ, for example, is the goldfish leader of a shady organization, but I wouldn't say he's necessarily evil, Raymond is a civil rights activist from the 60's, and Sissy Cooper is a potentially abused housewife in Dallas Texas (also in the 60s). This is definitely a supporting cast kind of playerlist from the accounts used though. I used the main characters for the last one.

There are definitely some psyopathic hitmen/women in this list though.

And no, I'm intentionally staying away from spoilers.