Wall Street Bets: Game Over!

[Elon Musk]

huh? where's the flip?

~musk

[Misty Waters]

huh? where's the flip?

~musk

did you get either of these?

also

we got bulletproof in the last auction. who got the neighborizer and double voter?

I mean, you are one of the original players in this game, suuuuurely you are doing something with all of that moola? and if not, why not?

[Misty Waters]

I mean, don't you have a plan? is that why you are holding back?

because in early game it seemed like had a plan, with all of your boasting about stocks, and then you voted Mistyx and has since, taken a passive role.

What are your thoughts now?

[DrippingGoofball]

i still have lots of money so i don't think anyone can stop me from getting that suicide bomb

I am bidding too.

[pirate mollie]

i still have lots of money so i don't think anyone can stop me from getting that suicide bomb

I am bidding too.

did you get the doublevote and the neighborizer? cos something tells me you did.

[Misty Waters]

i still have lots of money so i don't think anyone can stop me from getting that suicide bomb

I am bidding too.

did you get the doublevote and the neighborizer? cos something tells me you did.

[Firebringer]

i still have lots of money so i don't think anyone can stop me from getting that suicide bomb

I am bidding too.

im gonna win!!!!!!!!!!

[DrippingGoofball]

i still have lots of money so i don't think anyone can stop me from getting that suicide bomb

I am bidding too.

did you get the doublevote and the neighborizer? cos something tells me you did.

I dod not.

[Elon Musk]

Misty, the plan this game was to murder scum and it's gone pretty well, wouldn't you say

We bid everything on the vig but didn't win it. We invested in PLTR start of game and were initially 30k up as it went up a bit, but it's been downhill ever since so we had less money than Nachosqquad at the time lol. Haven't won anything else

-Elon

[Firebringer]

I didn't get it either. Who hiding that they got it?

[Misty Waters]

Dear scum:

We will not play the fucking game for you. Commit and do something or let this game stagnate to a point where you are eventually caught out by how little you pretend to care

- Cement

What a strange post. This implies Brutalism thinks all or the majority of scum are doing nothing and are in the lurkers, and rather than pushing to assert themselves and be townread in the game, are coasting away on their speedboats while sipping on miranda. Is Brutalism sipping on miranda? Is Mistyx sipping on miranda? Am

I

sipping or miranda? You see my point?

A bold claim to be sure, but one based on what exactly? I only see 2 slots doing anything this game, and that's Firebringer and Elon Musk. These two slots have been driving content and forcing responses out of players no matter how they can to better read them. These players are what the foundation of this game is built upon, and without them, the game would crumble and collapse into apathy and resentment; likely leading to the game being abandoned.

Which leads me to my original point. That post from Brutalism is a

gamestate

read and it's a hypocritical one. Let town talk amongst themselves, townslip, drink wine, towntell, have boxing fights. At the end of the day, you'll have 10 town with good reasons to townread, and then the 5 scum remain, all unwilling to play the game and do anything, withering away while they sleek back to where they came.

The solution? There is one monumental and thread-shattering action we can take to remedy this game. It's dangerous, and it'll cause an influx of 50 pages in a matter of hours, and it's rather simple; all we have to do is- hang on, I just heard a banging sound, I need to check on this.

I'm back, and.... what the hell, Musk just fell down some stairs. I'm not kidding. He was sipping on miranda and didn't see where the next step was. Classic Musk.... I'll see if I can comfort him and his broken legs.

-Elon

so what was this post about again?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

An Elimination has been achieved

Official Vote Count

Sweet and Salty

(4): Firebringer, Misty Waters, Titus, Elon Musk

Not Voting

(3): Sweet and Salty, Playing With Fire, DrippingGoofball

Game Event

The Following is an inaccurate representation of what happened and has been reproduced below for fun

"Flava help I don't understand what's going on"

"I can't read anything longer than 2 sentences"

"I read it but I still don't get it "

"I want to buy Rocky Mountain Chocolate factory cuz I love Chocolate"

"And Dominos cuz Pizza is the best"

"And Chicken Soup for the soul!!!"

"and target!!!"

"And Albertsons!!!"

"And..."

many hours later...

"and lastly some Starbucks!!!"


"I'm not processing 200 trade orders of 5 shares each Noraa"

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY!!! You have too!!!"


"Pooky all my stocks are going down what the hell!?!?!"

"omg this is so sad Pooky"

"Sell everything Im never buying anything again"

"Pooky if you ever invite me to a meme game again I will murder you"

"Do you understand me?"

"MUUUUUURDEEEER"


Sweet and Salty has left the game, They were a

Diamond Hands Trader

Auction #7 will end at

Deadline

: (expired on 2021-03-12 19:00:00)

[Misty Waters]

Okay we're bidding 10K on the vig and bulletproof.
3K on the neighborizer, feel free to outbid us here but you should probably say so before you do.

[Misty Waters]

We're going to sit back a bit aside from that.

[Misty Waters]

Also we have a neighborizer that I'm not sure what to do with atm.

[Titus]

I like hoods.

[Titus]

I was afk so I didn't bid.

[Elon Musk]

Whoever won the suicide bomber should be left alive until final 3 and then use it on one of the other two. Makes it so scum has to be exactly the last person alive rather than 1 of the last 2 to win this game. We bid 502k for it but didn't win it. You should say if you did and save it

-Elon

[Elon Musk]

I feel like it's Titus or DrippingGoofball but I'll consult with ~musk and get back to you on that later

-Elon

[Elon Musk]

Scum owning a vig and taking it to final 3 is the only thing that can foil that suicide bomber plan. It's essential town wins that so I would bid HIGH and everything you have to get it if you're town, and you'd have to use it before we get to final 3

-Elon

[Misty Waters]

Whoever won the suicide bomber should be left alive until final 3 and then use it on one of the other two. Makes it so scum has to be exactly the last person alive rather than 1 of the last 2 to win this game. We bid 502k for it but didn't win it. You should say if you did and save it

-Elon

it expires in 96 hours. we can only get done max 2 elims done within that time period.
the fact you did bid 502k on it and didn't get it is absurd

[Firebringer]

I won the suicide bomb.

LLD. Have any final words for us?

[Elon Musk]

What do you mean expires? I don't see a time limit for the suicide bomb

-Elon

[Misty Waters]

I feel like it's Titus or DrippingGoofball but I'll consult with ~musk and get back to you on that later

-Elon

i now have buyers remorse.

[Misty Waters]

I won the suicide bomb.

LLD. Have any final words for us?

can you hold off 1 second