DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[Robert M Hunter]

Bell. Titus. This is probably my last fuckign day alive.

You both get nukes tomorrow. I don't get to have nukes anymore. Give me what I fucking want.

I want the person who is literally ASKING TO DIE.

ARE YOU GOIJNG TO LET SOMEONE WHO ASKS TO DIE LIVE

I feel sorry for you that people aren't rushing to help you eliminate a

self-voting low-hanging-fruit player

who literally said he'd be more useful dead than alive.

That must be a monumental blow to your gargantuan ego

[Robert M Hunter]

For emphasis, when I chose roles in the draft, I did so hoping that I'd be blown up quickly in a glorious ball of fire as a hero.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Bell. Titus. This is probably my last fuckign day alive.

You both get nukes tomorrow. I don't get to have nukes anymore. Give me what I fucking want.

I want the person who is literally ASKING TO DIE.

ARE YOU GOIJNG TO LET SOMEONE WHO ASKS TO DIE LIVE

I feel sorry for you that people aren't rushing to help you eliminate a

self-voting low-hanging-fruit player

who literally said he'd be more useful dead than alive.

That must be a monumental blow to your gargantuan ego

Ah yes, the height of good play.

Someone calls me scum so I throw a tantrum and vote myself, then grief them and try to bait them into a fight by insulting them.

Buddy, please grow up.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Like regardless of your alignment, all you're doing is getting upset that someone thought you were scum and decided to push you, and so you decided to vote yourself and and cry about how unfair it is and insult other people.

Like congrats, people thought you were scum, it will happen. Now please get some maturity to play the game.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I'm going to bed. People should vote this person, I don't really have a scum read on Nexus and VFP is... kind of in my blindspot so I'll look at him when I'm not as frustrated with everything.

[Robert M Hunter]

try to bait them into a fight by insulting them.

Yes, you're above that.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

try to bait them into a fight by insulting them.

Yes, you're above that.

I'm certainly fucking trying to be. But look, here's a second insult to my character and not my play.

I am asking you directly to stop, and play the game. And am personally hoping you don't so when the mods come and review you trying to bait me like this, they can see the 3 clear strikes that were setup here and I won't have to deal with you anymore.

I am asking you to stop. Point blank.

[Robert M Hunter]

Like regardless of your alignment, all you're doing is getting upset that someone thought you were scum and decided to push you, and so you decided to vote yourself and and cry about how unfair it is and insult other people.

Like congrats, people thought you were scum, it will happen. Now please get some maturity to play the game.

This reminds me, I need a rabies shot renewal.

Where am I upset that players think I'm scum? I literally drafted roles planning that players would think I'm scum and YOLO me out of the game quickly.

You're helping me carrying out my plan where do you get that I'm upset

[Robert M Hunter]

try to bait them into a fight by insulting them.

Yes, you're above that.

I'm certainly fucking trying to be. But look, here's a second insult to my character and not my play.

I am asking you directly to stop, and play the game. And am personally hoping you don't so when the mods come and review you trying to bait me like this, they can see the 3 clear strikes that were setup here and I won't have to deal with you anymore.

I am asking you to stop. Point blank.

[marry]

DUDE I WAS RIGHT YESTERDAY.

I AM THE VICE PRESIDENT. CURRENT ACTING PRESIDENT.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING DUES. PUT RESPECT ON MY NAME.

i chortled and dropped my phone on my face while reading this

[Robert M Hunter]

What's up doc

[marry]

hey dudes

[Robert M Hunter]

meep meep

[The Church of Skitter]

This reminds me, I need a rabies shot renewal.

Peak fucking humanity right here boyz

[The Church of Skitter]

So let me get this straight
Guy does nothing defcons 5-3
comes in defcon 2
does nothing
gets a vote from LLD
instead of trying to be readable in any way shape or form guy goes "Let's just roll over and die" instead of you know, actually trying to play the game, you know, like a normal person?

[joqiza]

His behavior is weird and antagonistic but I don't really see why it would be scum motivated

[joqiza]

Like the dude wants to die so bad, not only is he trying to wagon himself, he's taunting people for being unable to lim him in a table full of dayvigs

[joqiza]

The reason it doesn't make sense as wifom is here I am TRing him for it and someone's just gonna say "nah joq you're being a fucking idiot" and nuke him anyway

[joqiza]

I reiterate that this posturing over wagons is tiresome and every current suspect should probably be getting glassed on day 3 barring something like a cop clear on them.

I'll x2 this.

Of the list gorilla had earlier the only slot I'm actually interested in trying to save is the mognet one. Will go into that tmrw more @Vax. Rest can get chopped afaic.

[Toogeloo]

He's trolling. Plain and simple. Probably town given the behavior, thinks it's funny, and probably won't do anything meaningful and won't replace out at the same time.

What is up with these players this game?

[gorilla]

I reiterate that this posturing over wagons is tiresome and every current suspect should probably be getting glassed on day 3 barring something like a cop clear on them.

I'll x2 this.

Of the list gorilla had earlier the only slot I'm actually interested in trying to save is the mognet one. Will go into that tmrw more @Vax. Rest can get chopped afaic.

That last one is more of a concession in the "someone is probably going to off them anyway" department, although I get it.

Do you have any other reads?

[The Entity]

This game continues to be a fucking blight on humanity.

VOTE: Robert

Fucking done with this shit.

[The Entity]

Equinox promised to go back and reread the mastina wagon but he didn't so I'm not going to either.

[VFP]

I dont see scum Robert playing like this.
Seems to be frustrated town more than caught scum.
The problem is I don't scum read Nexus either.
I only really want to vote in these 2 if the deadline is approaching.

T3 isn't a town read of mine yet which could imply scum here, but I want another day to take the read.

Dragon pings me and I could lim here.
Outside if that I think better wagons are on Deathnote and Koto (since no one is interested in Marry today)

[VFP]

Whays even a case on Nexus here?