secret hitler round 2 [7/7] (fascists win!)

[SirCakez]

/in for last spot

[SirCakez]

i haven't played secret hitler since before covid
so excited

[SirCakez]

for round 2 Datisi I think you should not do this

Cards in policy deck when last shuffled: 6 Liberal and 11 Fascist

because if someone counts cards they'd be able to tell if someone was lying about a tile they passed

[SirCakez]

oh I thought that was counting how many were in the deck as they were drawn

[SirCakez]

i'm around

[SirCakez]

CAKEZ HAS ALL THE POWER NOW BABY

[SirCakez]

convince me to pick you MY POLITICAL UNDERLINGS

[SirCakez]

i will never vote for cakez

TOO BAD SO SAD
MR FASCIST

[SirCakez]

i think my new strat with peta will just be literally SRing him every game
eventually he will flip scum

[SirCakez]

FR
fascist read

[SirCakez]

convince me to pick you MY POLITICAL UNDERLINGS

Chancellor is economics right? Us toads are very good at saving money

fashy post

agree

[SirCakez]

Well I have a good liberal strat we can use for elections but me being last at table makes the suggestion kinda funny

The strat is as follows. We need to get reads on everyone. Things cycle through a table in a row. 7 people at table. To get the most reads quickly we should have elections go as follows

Seat 1 noms seat 7
Seat 2 noms seat 6
Seat 3 noms seat 5
Seat 4 noms whoever most liberal so far

Then this plan stops and we go based on reads gotten so far. Thoughts?

this is super boring and not the point of the game

[SirCakez]

nom unwnd

[SirCakez]

IM MULTITASKING VERY HARD RN

[SirCakez]

voting start

Privately submit votes for the following government:

president

sircakez

and chancellor

unwnd

.

election tracker: 0/3

Fuck u cakez, the betrayal

UNWND IS MORE LIBERAL THAN YOU
THE BERNIE SANDERS TO YOUR BETO

[SirCakez]

chancellor claims first right?

[SirCakez]

yeah ok i had three r obv

[SirCakez]

I GOT THREE R WTF HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

[SirCakez]

unwnd and i are partners i had two liberals and one r and gave him one of each so he could pick the r

[SirCakez]

unwnd just pick someone it's gonna get voted down

[SirCakez]

when i played secret hitler irl we got three rs on the first draw all the time

[SirCakez]

don't understand how this is AI for unwnd at all with a 3f claim

some shitty theory where i'm fascist and he's another fascist or hitler or some shit

[SirCakez]

where datisi nom was submitted

[SirCakez]

fuck using math

[SirCakez]

I'm liberal as hell ask me anything

do you support legalizing pot?

[SirCakez]

datisi has abandoned us

[SirCakez]

oh it wasn't datisi i'm blind LMAO

[SirCakez]

I feel sircakez is more likely fascist since they say they got 3 fs

Menalque says they got 2 fs so that supports cakez words BUT cakes claim more unlikely so I think cake is more fascist

and I mis typed this bad unwnd should be there not mena

getting his fascist buddies mixed up

[SirCakez]

it was my b

[SirCakez]

i trust unwnd because i'm not a FUCKBISCUIT like y'all

[SirCakez]

lmao okay when its postgame and fascists have swept us and dats shows us the three reds i'm gonna rub it in everyone's face

[SirCakez]

toad/poker/peta
book it

[SirCakez]

we should put pooky up and hope he gets all Rs so he'll shut up LMFAO

[SirCakez]

cakez actually voted Ja with me? lol

UNWND IS FAR LEFT

[SirCakez]

I TRIED THAT IT DIDNT WORK

[SirCakez]

ja this

[SirCakez]

i changed my mind about toad

[SirCakez]

mena is bleeding liberal

[SirCakez]

i changed my mind about toad

lmao why

mena pick

[SirCakez]

I don't think I'm gonna read Cakez' posts anymore and nobody should either

WOW

[SirCakez]

peta fascist

[SirCakez]

nein this shit

[SirCakez]

peta fascist

suck me from the back

i got you this time

[SirCakez]

but toad just passed a liberal policy

[SirCakez]

its peta/poker/some random person

[SirCakez]

voting this nein

[SirCakez]

its peta/poker/some random person

they already said 2f and 1l

[SirCakez]

but toad just passed a liberal policy

i didnt know that when i voted so what the fuck are you trying to pull

ur suspicions were misplaced

[SirCakez]

i mean im not the one who passed a fascist policy first turn and went buhhh 3R

cards don't lie baby

[SirCakez]

Why would we nein

because peta and poker are both fascists

[SirCakez]

dude I wish I could fucking quote the 3rs dm from datisi lol

[SirCakez]

like an annoying fly

I CAUGHT YOU THIS TIME MOFO

[SirCakez]

unwnd is a good check

[SirCakez]

SOMEONE was lucky enough to not get three rs

[SirCakez]

Peta probably threw out a liberal

[SirCakez]

Mafiascum casino

[SirCakez]

Or Peta is Hitler going deepwolf

[SirCakez]

So the toad is fascist?

[SirCakez]

Watch three liberals pass in a row and we win
And then scum Peta is left fuming because his bs about me not getting three rs failed

[SirCakez]

I have a lot of experience with SH I'm not fucking stupid
I would have passed a liberal if i had one as fasc

[SirCakez]

I'm not fucking stupid

(X) Doubt

Suck it dude

[SirCakez]

GREEN ME PLEASE

[SirCakez]

I would ja Unwnd
I think this pair is ok

[SirCakez]

Vote ja

[SirCakez]

Pooky has gone like way quiet since two liberals passed

[SirCakez]

How am I outed

[SirCakez]

There we go

[SirCakez]

You really think all these liberals could be possible if i hadnt GOTTEN ALL THE FUCKING REDS

[SirCakez]

someone is lying

[SirCakez]

That's mathematically not possible

[SirCakez]

The toad is town

[SirCakez]

IM LIBERAL THROUGH AND THROUGH

Fucking commie scum

[SirCakez]

but it ALSO means that I think that peta is probably confirmed lying

what

Wow shocking!!!

[SirCakez]

Who could have thought PETA WAS LYING FASC
WHO

[SirCakez]

nice bus cakeboi

Who cares about me
You think peta was bussing me really?

[SirCakez]

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

[SirCakez]

shut up cakescum

LMFAO BEAR IS MAD

[SirCakez]

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

you're literally outed scum

[SirCakez]

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

you're literally outed scum

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

you're literally outed scum

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

you're literally outed scum

Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

you're literally outed scum

[SirCakez]

cakez lolcatting

ITS HARD TO BE A GOD

[SirCakez]

Peta is fasc not hitler

[SirCakez]

Can y'all vote

[SirCakez]

A REMINDER THAT PETA IS LITERALLY OUTED SCUM

[SirCakez]

Oh wait NVM math was fucked up

[SirCakez]

Who cares peta is scum anyways

[SirCakez]

CARRY ON

[SirCakez]

cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

You're literally scum this game

[SirCakez]

I'M BEING FRAMED

[SirCakez]

vote yes on this poker is town

[SirCakez]

cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

You're literally scum this game

lol k

All you have is lmao and lol k
You have no defense
You are confirmed scum

[SirCakez]

ALSO IM PRESIDENT NEXT SO YALL CAN DEAL

[SirCakez]

vote yes on this poker is town

aren't i outed scum to you cakeboi

Exactly
You can't do shit here or you'll be exposed with obvtown poker in charge

[SirCakez]

cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

You're literally scum this game

lol k

All you have is lmao and lol k
You have no defense
You are confirmed scum

i have no reason to take you seriously you're just fucking annoying

why are you taking a fucking marathon game so seriously

[SirCakez]

why is poker obvtown?

Involvement in past liberal pass + play

[SirCakez]

this is so funny if cakez is fash but actually did draw 3F lmao

WHAT ABOUT IF CAKEZ IS LIBERAL BUT DREW 3F

[SirCakez]

YEAH OK 2F

[SirCakez]

Cop unwnd

[SirCakez]

Peta is outed scum now

[SirCakez]

Let's see what poker says

[SirCakez]

i was given 2F

BS I gave you 1 of each!!!!

YOOOOOO I FUCKING CALLED IT

[SirCakez]

cakez wanting that to pass should have been a red flag

It was reverse psychology i wanted it to fail because you were in it
And i know people don't want to do what i want this game

[SirCakez]

Cop Unwnd or pooky

[SirCakez]

voting results

the government of president

pooky

and chancellor

pokerface

FAILS!

JA (3/7)

1. pokerface
   
2. menalque
   
3. pooky

NEIN (4/7)

1. unwnd
   
2. the toad
   
3. sircakez
   
4. petapan

election tracker: 1/3

pokerface is the presidential candidate.

the thing that implied that team is Cakez choosing to vote nein on this team of two suspicious players. if pooky and poker are actually town, which they could be, this gov would be pretty terrible for them

Read my post about reverse psychology

[SirCakez]

Oh wait that's not last night's team nvm

[SirCakez]

what's the claim at?

FFF FFL FFL FFL FFL ? which if true would mean LL are left, which seems... unlikely

We've obviously had liars with peta and someone else

[SirCakez]

Mena ur lib by play and passing lib policies

[SirCakez]

Idc

[SirCakez]

It's Peta/Pooky/toad maybe?

[SirCakez]

NVM ITS PETA POOKY UNWND

[SirCakez]

sircakez is the presidential candidate.

[SirCakez]

Mena you me?

[SirCakez]

It's toad Mena poker and I

[SirCakez]

Why does scum poker go all in like this here
He was widely townread

[SirCakez]

Like i don't see why scum power goes with a guilty on Unwnd in any world here

[SirCakez]

Scum poker

[SirCakez]

Why does scum poker go all in like this here
He was widely townread

because he needs to save you his buddy

Im a lost cause why even try that

[SirCakez]

Who the fuck townread Poker

Wasn't me

Ur scum shush

[SirCakez]

Pooky has been on my ass all game why would we play this way as buddies

[SirCakez]

nom mena

[SirCakez]

Cakez you were sucking my nut this whole game and now that Poker fake checked me I'm fasc lol

ya cuz now i know you're scum

[SirCakez]

Pooky knows where it's at

[SirCakez]

The fascists won't ja this we need every liberal ja

[SirCakez]

toad, what do you think of cakez/pooky?

I think that cakez is very likely to be a fascist.

Pooky I am very slightly leading towards being town just because i don't trust unwnd

This doesn't make any sense
That would make me scum with peta and Unwnd which makes 0 sense in the game state

[SirCakez]

what's your complete fash solve @cakez?

Peta Unwnd pooky

[SirCakez]

We have to nein this next one so if y'all nein me then we have to trust in toad here

[SirCakez]

what's your complete fash solve @cakez?

Peta Unwnd pooky

In what world lol

We have two guiltied on you and peta
Pooky fits in easily

[SirCakez]

There's literally no world where I'm scum with peta and Unwnd
So if you think poker is town then you should know what i am

[SirCakez]

Ugh

[SirCakez]

Again if you think poker is scum
You have to explain why he doubles down so hard here

[SirCakez]

I'm neining the shit out of this no reverse psychology this time

[SirCakez]

Because poker is not brain dead

[SirCakez]

Now we have to cross our fingers with toad
I think it's Pooky but it could be toad theoretically

[SirCakez]

Nein this we can just do toad/Mena again

[SirCakez]

DONT BE A HITLER VOTE NEIN

[SirCakez]

Why would you nein yourself as town president????

[SirCakez]

i mean i was pretty close to backing a pooky chancellor nomination but i'm kind of backing out of that now. Unwnd or peta if we can pass a liberal next go

They are confscum

[SirCakez]

Why would you nein yourself as town president????

for the same reason I nein'd myself as chancellor?

don't feel okay with a govt with unwnd in it

Yeah but Unwnd should know he is town???

[SirCakez]

Why did he nom toad

[SirCakez]

Toad nom mena fast let's keep this moving

[SirCakez]

Thx

[SirCakez]

If you vote nein on this you're literally hitler

[SirCakez]

Were we fucking wrong about toad

[SirCakez]

Pick Mena ig

[SirCakez]

Three Fs is unlikely the deck reset
Right guys????

[SirCakez]

Mena try Pooky i guess????

[SirCakez]

Or poker is fine

[SirCakez]

By everyone's claims of my 3f being unlikely the toad should basically be confscum right now

[SirCakez]

Except toad was president not mena

[SirCakez]

If we nein this then it goes to Peta (no way) and then back to Mena
So let's just take Mena now

[SirCakez]

By everyone's claims of my 3f being unlikely the toad should basically be confscum right now

just in case anyone doesn't see the flaw in his logic, the cards that are passed are taken out of the deck

I forgot about this rule mb

[SirCakez]

And Mena is good to have execute if it fails again

[SirCakez]

Pooky is desperate LOL

[SirCakez]

Disgusting

[SirCakez]

Nein this then nein peta and we can give Mena another chance

[SirCakez]

JA VOTERS ARE SCUM

[SirCakez]

Mena u added a check to liberal not fascist

[SirCakez]

Shoot toad
I think we fucked up with pooky

[SirCakez]

Shoot toad

[SirCakez]

Just pick someone this game is taking forver

[SirCakez]

Unwnd open wolfing

[SirCakez]

nuke unwnd

[SirCakez]

Shuffle 1:

sircakez nomed unwnd this lead to fascist choice
unwnd and chancellor menalque FAILS!

hmmmm

the toad and chancellor menalque lead to liberal
petapan and chancellor pokerface lead to liberal
menalque and chancellor the toad lead to liberal
pokerface and chancellor petapan lead to fascist

FFFFFLFFLFFLFFL with 2 Ls not included

peta is fasc
unwnd is fasc
mena is fasc

Shuffle 2

the toad and chancellor menalque lead to fasc
menalque and chancellor unwnd lead to fasc

FFFFFF seems unlikly

going back and checking the votes at the hmm, only I and cakez voted ja. Cakez why did you vote Ja back then?

For which one

[SirCakez]

okay

[SirCakez]

Neining this crap

[SirCakez]

If Pooky was just fasc then we're still on

[SirCakez]

surely fypov pooky must have been lib, cakez ?

How so?

[SirCakez]

Toad could be town

[SirCakez]

Well fuck me

Weird post to make if scum just won..

[SirCakez]

Poker what are you asking me

[SirCakez]

Poker what are you asking me

you and I voted ja on the second election ever. It was only us. I was asking you why you did that

Though I lean liberal on you now since I think I know who fascs really are

Oh that was because i thought Unwnd was liberal at the time for how he reacted to the initial fs

[SirCakez]

Nein

[SirCakez]

I'll ja this

[SirCakez]

Meaning Mena pres

[SirCakez]

Mena do poker

[SirCakez]

Ugh
Nein cuz peta

[SirCakez]

oh fuck me

???

[SirCakez]

If poker is Hitler than it's something stupid like poker/toad/Unwnd and poker is bussing

[SirCakez]

Or wait no Pooky was probably just fascist lol
Poker/toad/Pooky??

[SirCakez]

1F1L

I had 2l 1f

WOW! something not right here!

He said he was testing peta

[SirCakez]

Oh okay

[SirCakez]

Why would he claim that with poker as pres

[SirCakez]

Poker just pick someone we need to keep going

[SirCakez]

Literally will ja anything at this point

[SirCakez]

I wish you had not done that because no one is gonna ja this...

[SirCakez]

Just vote ja who cares anymore

[SirCakez]

After this it's me and then unwnd

[SirCakez]

This was not the outcome i was expecting

[SirCakez]

I can't believe its over

[SirCakez]

I thought it was Poker and Pooky like the whole game ;_;

[SirCakez]

I DID FUCKING DRAW THE 3 REDS BY THE WAY

[SirCakez]

When I saw the liberal get passed by Mena and peta i was like welp this game is over

[SirCakez]

Thanks datisi!

[SirCakez]

ONLY FUNNY FOR YOU

[SirCakez]

Well that was fucking nuts!!! Cakez you tricked me.

I should have stuck with my initial read on cakez and not switched to mena and toad as being possible

Why did toad have to make a joke and mena kill pooky and vote in unwnd when unwnd was in a 1v1!!

GG fascists!

Dude I thought you were my scum buddy LOL

[SirCakez]

LMAO TOAD THAT POST CRACKED ME UP

[SirCakez]

i thought libs were gonna win, and then random dot org spat out 6 fascist cards in a row and i was like welp

This game showed that math is fail for SH

[SirCakez]

Pooky played this game like scum

[SirCakez]

Pooky u scare me