raider8169 (4) - Natirasha, armlx, Bulvox, PimHel
Not Voting (2) - Apothecary, raider8169
With 6 people remaining, it takes 4 to... oh.
"And it's unanimous! Well, almost... close enough. Anyhoo, the votes are in and raider is dead!" *crowd cheers* "Was he town or scum? Will this vote win the game for town perfectly? We'll find out... right after the break." *crowd boos*
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The Following is an Unpaid Advertisement for A.I.D.S.
(An Insanely Delicious Soda)
[voiceover]
“A.I.D.S. It’s what everybody wants!”
[Random guy drinks out of a can with “A.I.D.S.” printed on the side, then gives a big, sparkling grin and a thumbs up.]
[fade out, and fade in with some old guy in a chair and a bunch of Playboy girls posing around him.]
“Hi. I’m Hugh Hefner, and I’m here to tell you about A.I.D.S.”
[Turns towards different camera.]
“A.I.D.S. is the most amazing thing to hit the market today. It’s spreading like wildfire—everyone’s doing it! And not only is it naturally addictive in a way everyone can enjoy, A.I.D.S. itself is all-natural and organic.”
[Switch to scene in Africa with white people viciously hunting wild, dirty black people like animals and stabbing them with syringes over and over, drawing their blood and killing them violently. Hugh voiceover.]
“A.I.D.S. is harvested from only the most healthy Africans, and is done so with the utmost respect and dignity towards these brave volunteers. Every year, millions of Africans help create A.I.D.S., and love doing it just about as much as we love getting it!
[Back to Hugh.]
“Now, let’s hear a word from the founder and CEO of A.I.D.S. himself: Psychocide.”
[Show Psych in Africa wearing a safari hat and spattered in blood. In the background, Africans are being severely bludgeoned to death and their blood taken.]
“Thank you, Hugh. But I couldn’t have done it without my partner, Garret.”
“It was my pleasure, really.”
“No, no, it was all mine.
“And I must say, it’s been a pleasure founding A.I.D.S. I had no idea it would get so huge! But hey, it’s a bangin’ business, baby!” *wink*
[Back to Hugh.]
“Great words from a great man.
“It’s not every day that something as inspirational as A.I.D.S. is made. Only days after it hit the public, people were sharing it left and right, telling their friends, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s like an incurable disease! The people simply cannot get enough. I don’t see there being any way A.I.D.S. will leave us anytime soon.
“And since A.I.D.S. is all-natural and organic, it’s good for you, too! So you and your friends can enjoy having A.I.D.S., and sharing A.I.D.S., without worry of your health.
“But that’s all the time we have for now, and I’m itching to get some A.I.D.S. myself!
[Switch camera. Close up.]
“Do you want A.I.D.S.? I know I do!”
[Wraps arms around girls and goes to leave, then turns with a big, sparkling grin.]
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"And we're back to the number one show on television for the slaughtering of innocent people: Mafia!" *crowd cheers* "Before the break, raider had just been lynched, now let's get the verdict:"
raider8169
was
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"Ohhh, sorry town! With a unanimous vote you'd think they'd have gotten scum again! Oh well, that's Mafia. See you tomorrow, folks. Same time, same place!"
It is now Night 2. You have approximately 48 hours to send in your night actions (or lack thereof).
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