Squid Game! Game Over!

[Toogeloo]

This event reminds me of this joke...

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal and the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.

One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"

The man answered arrogantly, "Why are you so interested in that topic?"

The shoe guy replies, "I have millions in your bank," he says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."

"What's your name? " asked the executive.

John H. Smith was the reply.

The CEO arrives at the bank and asked the Manager of the Customer Department: Do we have a client named John H. Smith? "Certainly," answers the Customer Service Manager, "he is a high net worth customer with 12.6 million dollars in his account."

The executive comes out, approaches the shoe shiner, and says, "Mr. Smith, I would like to invite you next Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we could learn something from your life's experience."

At the board meeting, the CEO introduces him to the board members.

We all know Mr. Smith, from the corner shoe shine stand, but Mr. Smith is also an esteemed customer. I invited him here to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.

Mr. Smith began his story.

"I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Fortunately, I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options, eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for 25 cents and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating a few dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.

I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and polishes in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny.

After a while, I was able to buy an armchair so my clients could sit comfortably while I shined their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every cent.

A few years ago, when the previous shoe shiner on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.

Finally, 6 months ago, my sister, who was a prostitute in Chicago, passed away and left me 12.6 million dollars."

Takes forever to get to the punchline.

[Loki Dokie]

Noraa might be town mainly cause maybe Koba is right

Yeah maybe, I’m leaning to that now. If Math is scum, I’m hardlocking her as town. She doesn’t hardbus like that.

[Noraa]

Hey Panda. I want ur attention :3

[Noraa]

Norra is a soft scum read out of the principle of how hard she's playing.

lul what

[Noraa]

Yeah lol.

Just skimmed through everything.

I'm certain this time Norwee is scum. I don't think Math is town. I feel if I'm going to read Norra I'll need to look at meta, which I can't do tonight. If I end up dying before that happens, Norra is a soft scum read out of the principle of how hard she's playing.

Why are you certain on Norwee? and yeah my gut doesn’t like Math but I don’t think Noraa hardbusses like this if Math is scum. She’ll bus alright but actually drive a lim on a buddy, kind’ve doubt it.

Noraa might be town mainly cause maybe Koba is right

Townread heaven?

[DArby]

Yeah lol.

Just skimmed through everything.

I'm certain this time Norwee is scum. I don't think Math is town. I feel if I'm going to read Norra I'll need to look at meta, which I can't do tonight. If I end up dying before that happens, Norra is a soft scum read out of the principle of how hard she's playing.

Why are you certain on Norwee? and yeah my gut doesn’t like Math but I don’t think Noraa hardbusses like this if Math is scum. She’ll bus alright but actually drive a lim on a buddy, kind’ve doubt it.

Again I don't know Norra's meta. I'd have to read it to make an informed conclusion. I can't tonight, but if I can do so before the end of the 48 hours I'll give you something more concrete.

I've vaguely have seen Norwee's meta in past games and I've reached the same conclusion Koba has for the same reason. I'm not too sure on the rest of the clown gang being mostly scum because they had a reason to join together and they're acting out that reason -- being fucking meme-y. I don't think that's terribly AI. I feel my strongest townread on the team is FB, but it's a gut read more than anything.

[Loki Dokie]

When people piss me off in a game I tend to deathtunnel them. I did that to Gamma once, fortunately I eventually realized my mistake before it was too late.

[Loki Dokie]

We’ve already established that Noraa is scum.

I really didn’t like this post ftr.

[Noraa]

People love misspelling my name lol. I feel like I get called Nora and Norra more than I get called Noraa

[Loki Dokie]

People love misspelling my name lol. I feel like I get called Nora and Norra more than I get called Noraa

I’m surprised you didn’t call yourself “Norah”.

[Loki Dokie]

Hey Panda. I want ur attention :3

+1

I didn’t tr Ydrasse. She was playing here exactly like she did in FL v Hectic and when she had no opinion whatsoever on Noraa - because she pretty much does every game they’re both in - that made me very suspicious and toog isn’t being his usual solvey self here.

[Noraa]

because she pretty much does every game they’re both in

This isn't true.

[Loki Dokie]

because she pretty much does every game they’re both in

This isn't true.

When does town!Ydrasse not have an opinion on you?

[Firebringer]

*been watching thread for last half hour waiting patiently* don't think pooky showing up tonight.

[Loki Dokie]

*been watching thread for last half hour waiting patiently* don't think pooky showing up tonight.

Yeah, didn’t see him online.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This is a parachute

[Firebringer]

This is a parachute

Take parachute for Spamton

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Team Clown is the first team to collect five parachutes!

Team Clown

- 5 Parachutes

Firebringer (Captain)*
NorwegianboyEE*
RCEnigma*
Spamton*
Whemestar*


Clown Players may no longer collect parachutes!

[Firebringer]

Team Clown is the first team to collect five parachutes!

Team Clown

- 5 Parachutes

Firebringer (Captain)*
NorwegianboyEE*
RCEnigma*
Spamton*
Whemestar*

pro status

[Firebringer]

Clown Players may no longer collect parachutes!

wait does this mean i can't get parachutes for other teams

[Firebringer]

sometimes i shock myself by how confused i get.

[Firebringer]

Okay well, Clown Team number 1.
I can now sleep without worrying about bags full of bedsheets

[Loki Dokie]

This is a parachute

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

*sobbing*

[Loki Dokie]

Take parachute for tictac

[Loki Dokie]