Open 843 - Divide & Conquer - Game Over!

[Pavowski]

Tuesday Morning.

As you all shuffle into the conference room, the phone rings. After an uneasy moment, you reach over and pick it up on speakerphone.

“Hello?”

The voice on the other end is hot and scathing. New management. Unhappy. “Is everybody there?”

“Er, yes, it looks like –”

“Where’s Kuriyama? I want to speak to her directly.”

You all turn to look at Kuriyama, who goes white as a sheet. “Y-yes?” she stammers.

“Maybe you would like to tell me what the hell you’re trying to pull over there?”

Silence falls across the room. Fingers tap nervously on the tabletop, eyes dart from one face to another.

“No?” the voice from the phone booms. “Social media posts from you about how you’re going to ‘take these corporate bastards for a ride’? A bunch of drunken selfies, a frankly ungodly amount of dick pics, and a stack of half-finished romance novels that, what, you’ve been writing on company time?”

Kuriyama looks wildly around at you and the rest of the office. “I didn’t – I mean, I would never –”

“Save it. It’s frankly a miracle that the board hasn’t shut down this acquisition, and there’s zero chance it goes through if you’re involved. You’re fired.” There’s a slam and a click from the other end, and then, dead silence.

“This was a setup,” Kuriyama mutters. Then she stands, smooths her hair back, and looks around, staring each of you in the eyes. “Screw it. I hated this job anyway.” She walks out without so much as a backward glance.

Kuriyama has been fired on Night 1.

Kuriyama was a

Vanilla Townie

.

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[Pavowski]

Day Two begins now, and will last for 7 days.

Official Vote Count 2.00

Dunnstral

(0):

innocentvillager

(0):

Dwlee99

(0):

mc esther

(0):

Save The Dragons

(0):

Brighter Puppy

(0):

Prism

(0):

Not Voting

(7): Dunnstral, innocentvillager, Dwlee99, mc esther, Save The Dragons, Brighter Puppy, Prism

With 7 employees, it takes 4 to fire.

Deadline:

(expired on 2022-01-28 20:44:58).

[Prism]

Pav I deadass spent 10 minutes wondering who the fuck no kills

[Prism]

1. Luke I am so fucking sorry

2. notscience I am slightly less sorry but still very sorry

[Save The Dragons]

wtf my story partner

[Prism]

Anyway I did most of my reading for the day a few hours back, will post it for the 2 another time.

Kuriyama was pretty widely townread so that's not much of a surprise. It helps to know that at least we were dumbasses together instead of taking turns.

I still think we go in 3, absolutely better mechanically, but am open to the 6 depending on what people want.

[Firebringer]

ego

[Pavowski]

Pav I deadass spent 10 minutes wondering who the fuck no kills

Sorry about that. Was double-checking the flavor

[mc esther]

obviously i dont have much on innocentvillager and dont really expect to survive the day. imma iso him later (phoneposting at a friend's rn), i mentioned my main questionmark over him yesterday (although tbh on reflection im not actually sure how much i stand by it, again, gonna need a reread). i also felt that his concern over e-1 seemed really fake, i didnt mention that second point at the time, mostly because i was sick of being told i was hedging.

VOTE: innocentvillager

[Brighter Puppy]

obviously i dont have much on innocentvillager and dont really expect to survive the day. imma iso him later (phoneposting at a friend's rn), i mentioned my main questionmark over him yesterday (although tbh on reflection im not actually sure how much i stand by it, again, gonna need a reread). i also felt that his concern over e-1 seemed really fake, i didnt mention that second point at the time, mostly because i was sick of being told i was hedging.

VOTE: innocentvillager

nonononono

ur going to be hunting in alpha today. none of this 1v1 shit.

We still instant win if we hit scum in our group and ur lack of reads in our pool is concerning.
Also if ur town u know ur dying 100% if we limmed here and ur only pushing for innocent?
i didn't take u for lazy

[mc esther]

We still instant win if we hit scum in our group

i dont think that's true? i cant think numbers rn, again, i'll address it in a few hours.

[Brighter Puppy]

We still instant win if we hit scum in our group

i dont think that's true? i cant think numbers rn, again, i'll address it in a few hours.

yes town wins here if we yeet scum

theres would still be too many confirm town for scum to win
game is currently 5-2 with 2 scum. if we elim the scum in our group that confirms 4 players only one dies tonight
we misyeet tomorrow lets say IV for w/e reason, we still get scum in final day.

This could still be game over today.

[Brighter Puppy]

MC. Forget the numbers. I don't give a fuc.

Ok now that we're all on the same page, who would you vote in big hood right now if you had to make the choice?

- Norwee

[Brighter Puppy]

I DONT JUST WANT WHO U WOULD YEET
I WANT A GOD DAMN READS LIST
I WANT PUSHES
I WANT EVERYTHING MC ESTHER HAS AND MORE

[Brighter Puppy]

Kuriyama was a Vanilla Townie.

btw on predictions this game. i am 2/2
i told norwee that kuriyama was dying last night.
I said todoraki was town.

Now i predict we still fuck up this game day because yall are gonna be voting in beta. I can already foresee it.

[Brighter Puppy]

Woah Fire. Let's be diplomatic here.

- Norwee

[Brighter Puppy]

And if that doesn't work we can release the hounds.

- Norwee

[Brighter Puppy]

i know nothing of this diplomacy u speak of

[mc esther]

who would you vote in big hood right now if you had to make the choice

probably std but it's pretty marginal; i didnt like his post about getting baited, lmao, nah man that was your hammer. maybe you, i dont get why youre reaching out to me rn.

[mc esther]

im off rn, i'll be back when i get home.

[Prism]

who would you vote in big hood right now if you had to make the choice?

I realized this was to MC not the whole game but I feel like I have to post this



(It would also be Dragons)

[Brighter Puppy]

i thought u wanted us

[Brighter Puppy]

who would you vote in big hood right now if you had to make the choice

probably std but it's pretty marginal; i didnt like his post about getting baited, lmao, nah man that was your hammer. maybe you, i dont get why youre reaching out to me rn.

What does "nah man that was your hammer" mean?

- Norwee

[Prism]

i thought u wanted us

I said it was the dumbest thing I could possibly do because it was lmao

I'm really hoping I just don't have to make the call on your alignment ever but mafia games are not so nice and gifting

[innocentvillager]

VOTE: mc esther ((((:

oh boy this is gonna be fun