Malkon, I see those 15 receipts all state that you ordered serves of "sweet, sweet revenge". is this some divine Starbucks delicacy I've never heard of, or is there something more you need to tell us?
“Sweet, sweet revenge” is just because I like my sweet revenge coffee, extra sweet.
And if it wasn’t for those meddling employees and their accurate receipt documentation skills I would have continued to illegally get my amazing alcoholic coffee beverages for years to come.
Very silly. It makes me feel like they have no idea how to choose suspects.
In post 22, N wrote:what did you have for breakfast
Well I don't think I actually broke a fast, I didn't have time for sleep. But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.
In post 24, the worst wrote:to all three of you - what were you doing at 3:27pm on friday the fourth of march? who are your alibis?
I believe at that time I had just started up my car.
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do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
In post 41, Chickadee wrote:Cheery, how do you feel when I tel you that you could be going to the dog house for a very long time?
I'm already in the dog house!
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In post 30, Cheery Dog wrote:But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.
tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl
In post 31, bugspray wrote:do you consider yourself to be a serious person?
I am as serious as the next person.
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In post 30, Cheery Dog wrote:But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.
tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl
It's shaped like a big cornflake, what more do you need to know?
I suppose it could be something else it was meant to be shaped like, I received it as a gift.
It's rather annoying to clean down the crevice though.
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