HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)
all of month cruelest the February Is? -
bone the to us chills it!
(Yes)
lla fo htnom tseleurc eht yraurbeF sI? -
enob eht ot su sllihc tI!
(Yes)
Nine questions remain.
(As before, I won't record guesses that are falsified with existing questions - unless they're part of the final 3.)
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)
HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.
Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!