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Post Post #1475 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:20 pm

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Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
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Post Post #1476 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:31 pm

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)
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Post Post #1477 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 7:09 pm

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Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
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Post Post #1478 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:17 am

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)
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Post Post #1479 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:26 am

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Who wants to play Betrayal?
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Post Post #1480 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:00 am

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)
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Post Post #1481 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:26 am

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If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
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Post Post #1482 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:51 am

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)
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Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
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Post Post #1484 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:02 am

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)
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Post Post #1485 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:03 am

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Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
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Post Post #1486 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:04 am

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Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
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Post Post #1487 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:07 am

Post by Wickedestjr »

  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)
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Post Post #1488 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:08 am

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Do they play poker in prison?
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Post Post #1489 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:11 am

Post by Wickedestjr »

  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)

  70. Do they play poker in prison?
    The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
    (No)
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Post Post #1490 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:07 pm

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Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
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Post Post #1491 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:56 pm

Post by Wickedestjr »

  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)

  70. Do they play poker in prison?
    The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
    (No)

  71. Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
    I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
    (No)
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Post Post #1492 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:19 pm

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Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
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Post Post #1493 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:36 pm

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Should I quit my day job and play?
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Post Post #1494 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:06 pm

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)

  70. Do they play poker in prison?
    The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
    (No)

  71. Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
    I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
    (No)

  72. Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
    That's true. You
    can
    make a profit by counting cards.
    (Yes)

  73. Should I quit my day job and play?
    Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
    (Yes)
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Do robots play blackjack?
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Post Post #1496 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:22 pm

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)

  70. Do they play poker in prison?
    The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
    (No)

  71. Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
    I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
    (No)

  72. Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
    That's true. You
    can
    make a profit by counting cards.
    (Yes)

  73. Should I quit my day job and play?
    Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
    (Yes)

  74. Do robots play blackjack?
    They've probably solved it.
    (Yes)
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Post Post #1497 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:42 pm

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Do poker players also play blackjack?
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Post Post #1498 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:47 pm

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  • Are mosquitoes annoying?
    Nobody likes mosquito bites.
    (Yes)

  • Have you ever been to Peru?
    That's pretty far away.
    (No)
  1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
    You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
    (Yes)

  2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
    I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there. :eek:
    (No)

  3. Did we start the fire?
    You shouldn't be playing with matches.
    (Yes)

  4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
    A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
    (Yes)

  5. Did poker players start the fire?
    No more smoking at the poker table.
    (Yes)

  6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
    We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
    (No)

  7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
    That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
    (Yes)

  8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
    Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
    (No)

  9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
    Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
    (Yes)

  10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
    It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
    (No)

  11. Will you give me a yes for this?
    Sure thing.
    (Yes)

  12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
    Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
    (No)

  13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
    A fire can really ruin all the fun.
    (Yes)

  14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
    We already have fire extinguishers.
    (No)

  15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
    They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
    (Yes)

  16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
    Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
    (Yes)

  17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
    We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
    (Yes)

  18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
    There's no rule against it.
    (Yes)

  19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
    We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
    (Yes)

  20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
    As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
    (No)

  21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
    Cat's out of the bag.
    (Yes)

  22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
    Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
    (Yes)

  23. Is honesty the best policy?
    You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
    (No)

  24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
    I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'. :?
    (Yes)

  25. Having fun yet?
    Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
    (No)

  26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
    Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
    (No)

  27. Are those yours?
    Not sure what you're referring to.
    (No)

  28. Quick break, please?
    We haven't even started playing yet...
    (No)

  29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
    We do have a rule against it now.
    (No)

  30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
    Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
    (No)

  31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
    It was lovely!
    (Yes)

  32. Was Peru pleasent too?
    I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
    (Yes)

  33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
    I do find that comforting.
    (Yes)

  34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
    Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
    (Yes)

  35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
    I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
    (Yes)

  36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
    I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
    (No)

  37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
    Not particularly.
    (No)

  38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
    I don't think so.
    (No)

  39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
    They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
    (Yes)

  40. Are mosquitoes
    E
    ?
    'E' stands for 'embracing'!
    (Yes)

  41. Am I annoying?
    A little bit... sorry.
    (Yes)

  42. Are poker players annoying?
    They keep taking all my money!
    (Yes)

  43. Should poker players be annoying?
    I'd prefer if they weren't.
    (No)

  44. Do robots play poker?
    Not that I know of.
    (No)

  45. Are robots annoying?
    They won't play poker with me...
    (Yes)

  46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    What about me?
    (No)

  47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
    (No)

  48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
    Sure, I'm available now.
    (Yes)

  49. Hey Wickedestjr?
    What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
    (No)

  50. Hey?
    I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
    (No)

    Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

  51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
    I guess I'm not sure either way...
    (No)

  52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
    Well I still can't decide.
    (No)

  53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
    I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
    (No)

  54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
    Who now?
    (No)

  55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
    I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
    (Yes)

  56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
    You'll have to ask them.
    (No)

  57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
    I don't know the history of this place.
    (No)

  58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
    I'm still mulling this over.
    (No)

  59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
    Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
    (No)

  60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
    I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
    (No)

  61. Call, raise, or fold?
    Yes, those are your three options.
    (Yes)

  62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
    I'm still trying to decide if it
    is
    a prison.
    (No)

  63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
    I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
    (No)

  64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
    I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
    (No)

  65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
    We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
    (No)

  66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
    Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
    (Yes)

  67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
    I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
    (Yes)

  68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
    At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
    (No)

  69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
    I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
    (Yes)

  70. Do they play poker in prison?
    The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
    (No)

  71. Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
    I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
    (No)

  72. Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
    That's true. You
    can
    make a profit by counting cards.
    (Yes)

  73. Should I quit my day job and play?
    Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
    (Yes)

  74. Do robots play blackjack?
    They've probably solved it.
    (Yes)

  75. Do poker players also play blackjack?
    They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
    (Yes)
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Post Post #1499 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:57 pm

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Spoiler: The yeses so far
Are mosquitoes annoying?
1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
3. Did we start the fire?
4. Does a straight flush beat a full house?
5. Did poker players start the fire?
7. Should I quit my day job and play poker?
9. OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
11. Will you give me a yes for this?
13. Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
15. Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
16. Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
17. Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
18. Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
19. If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
21. Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
22. Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
24. Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
31. Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
32. Was Peru pleasent too?
33. Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
34. Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
35. Know anyone else to play with instead?
39. Are mosquitoes embracing?
40. Are mosquitoes
E
?
41. Am I annoying?
42. Are poker players annoying?
45. Are robots annoying?
48. Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
55. Are you sure that this is annoying?
61. Call, raise, or fold?
66. If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
67. Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
69. Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
72. Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
73. Should I quit my day job and play?
74. Do robots play blackjack? They've probably solved it.
75. Do poker players also play blackjack?

Spoiler: The nos so far
Have you ever been to Peru?
2. Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
6. Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
8. Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
10. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
12. Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
14. Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
20. Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
23. Is honesty the best policy?
25. Having fun yet?
26. Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
27. Are those yours?
28. Quick break, please?
29. The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
30. Is this table an honerable place to play?
36. Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
37. Are mosquitos dangerous?
38. Are mosquitoes dangerous?
43. Should poker players be annoying?
44. Do robots play poker?
46. Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
47. Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
49. Hey Wickedestjr?
50. Hey?
51. Are you sure that this is a prison?
52. Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
53. Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
54. Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
56. Are they sure that this isn't prison?
57. Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
58. Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
59. Are you sure that this isn't a person?
60. Are you sure that this isn't prison?
62. Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
63. Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
64. Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
65. Who wants to play Betrayal?
68. Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
70. Do they play poker in prison?
71. Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?

Worth noting is that we can't be looking at just single words. The #44/#74 and #7/#71 pairs differ only in that #44 and #7 use the word "poker" in place of "blackjack" in #74 and #71, yet #7 and #71 got yeses and #44 and #71 got no.
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