Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
