I am a performer after all, an unwell performer but a performer nonetheless.
I simply accept my place as infinite scumrange and frankly im proud of it.
You have to admit, i have a point though... Where was I..? Ah yes.
Oh woe is I, for already upon the first day I hath been pinned, accused and found out by those whom I would decieve. In these dark times where the cereal is no longer safe, mortified am I to have been found a cannibal. Devourering relentlessly upon the flesh of the townsfolk I shall eat no longer, as revenge they seek, and truely, they shall have.
*Dramatic collapsing*