Micro 1076: Divide and Conquer [game over]

[Doctor Drew]

doctor doctor! my hood, it is so small

VOTE: dr drew

I can prescribe a pill that will make your hood huge.

VOTE: Patch

[Doctor Drew]

What's wrong with New London? Nice quaint town on the water.

[Doctor Drew]

In addition to New London, here is Connecticut we also have:

New Hartford(and regular ol Hartford as well)
New Fairfield (ironically a Fairfield as well)
New Haven
New Canaan
And of course, the all encompassing, New Britain......which obviously is home to many many Polish people.

[Doctor Drew]

VOTE: patchwork

Everyone, this is the correct vote.

Wagon a go go!

[Doctor Drew]

Why Drew

Why Drew

we played a game before so i was voting him back as a friendly way of "hi i know you"

Don't believe his lies, Patch is scum and chose me for his Hood to spite me

[Doctor Drew]

Why Drew

Why Drew

we played a game before so i was voting him back as a friendly way of "hi i know you"

Don't believe his lies, Patch is scum and chose me for his Hood to spite me

their*

Ya sorry about that.

In my rage forgot your pronouns.

[Doctor Drew]

ausuka talk to me about krile

I don't really agree with you but I don't think your push is particularly scummy right now

are you seriously saying 37 comes from a town mindset? that's setting up the easiest misexec on the fucking planet

and then she tries to discredit that push with an absolutely pathetic 48. how is this town?

Maybe there's something I'm misunderstanding about 37. It just seems like a shitpost about a movie I've never watched

Same here(though I have seen the movie)

If you are going to push someone as scum for shit posting you might as well just policy me right now.

Pre Edit: Ok that little bit by itself is sketch, but it seemed wrapped in a jokey shit post

[Doctor Drew]

ausuka talk to me about krile

I don't really agree with you but I don't think your push is particularly scummy right now

are you seriously saying 37 comes from a town mindset? that's setting up the easiest misexec on the fucking planet

and then she tries to discredit that push with an absolutely pathetic 48. how is this town?

Maybe there's something I'm misunderstanding about 37. It just seems like a shitpost about a movie I've never watched

Same here(though I have seen the movie)

If you are going to push someone as scum for shit posting you might as well just policy me right now.

Pre Edit: Ok that little bit by itself is sketch, but it seemed wrapped in a jokey shit post

that and this one aren't shitposts, they're shit posts. don't confuse the two.

have you never seen me play? you should know better than to misrep so badly as to imply i have a problem with shitposting

One, I don't believe I have played with you.

Two, why so defensive? You are turning an obvious jokey post and breaking it down to one part of it, which osuka already pointed out was the setup for the joke, and making it a reason to death tunnel.

And I didn't misrep you at all, I just call em like I see em.

Pre Edit: So you are saying they are just open wolfing then.

[Doctor Drew]

I am just asking you questions, I don't quite get your reasoning for thinking Krile is scum. You clarified a bit what it is about 37 you didn't like, so I am trying to understand what exactly you don't like.

Am I voting you? Where is this push I am making on you, please elaborate on my mega death tunnel of you. Do you often get this defensive?

And I won't mention the petty insults.

[Doctor Drew]

i'm not defensive, i'm annoyed. this is exactly the sort of shit i'm talking about right:

please elaborate on my mega death tunnel of you

like what the fuck? why the drama? i thought i had a problem with hyperbole but clearly you've got it worse than i do

Ahem, maybe I need to speak louder.

IN WHAT WAY AM I PUSHING YOU. I ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT IF YOU THINK KRILE IS OPEN WOLFING AND IF THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SCUM READING THEM.

And somehow that means I am pushing you?

Huh?

Pre Edit: Yes I read your posts, screaming that the post is not from town and just quoting a piece of said post, is not explaining your scum read.

And I have asked the one question multiple times, in this post even lol, do you think they are open wolfing?

[Doctor Drew]

Osuka, do you think Krile is open wolfing in 37.

Every post of mine will be that until you give me an answer.

No more OMGUS from you, no more baseless accusations about my intentions, just a simple yes.....or no.

[Doctor Drew]

Osuka, do you think Krile is open wolfing in 37.

this is a dumb question. how do you define open wolfing?

Jesus H....

Are you familiar with the term?

[Doctor Drew]

i am, i'm asking how YOU define it

No, were are not playing this game.

You clearly know what the term means, I have no idea why you can't answer a simple yes or no question.

So, do you think Krile was open wolfing in 37?

[Doctor Drew]

does that answer your question or would you like to keep the shitshow going

Lol, you could have just answered it when I asked you initially instead of all the OMGUS and baseless accusations.

Even your answer is an aggressive way of saying no, you could have elaborated on that a long long time ago, but you do you I guess.

I will do me VOTE: osuka

[Doctor Drew]

There was no push until all of this theater of yours.

And this theater still happening now.

And if you are town obviously you don't know they are scum, hence why I asked 'do you think'. Every reason town has to scum read someone is based on maybes(unless town has a role confirmed guilty of course).

How would asking if the maybe you were pushing on(in this case open wolfing) say that they are conf scum? You yourself already said that their posts don't come from town, so you were already calling them scum? So I was curious if you thought that maybe your scum read was influenced by the possibility that 37 was an example of open wolfing, because as I have stated I don't see anything besides a jokey post.

And that lead to you doing everything under the sun to discredit my question, my play, and my reputation on this site as a whole. Instead of answering the question and elaborate on your read.

How possibly can this be from a town mindset?

[Doctor Drew]

i can't believe no one asked doctor drew the most important question about his pill to make PTs bigger.

How long does it last and when do we need to see a doctor if its stayed big for too long

If it is big after 4 hours, contact me ASAP.

Warning, big PTs may contain scum

[Doctor Drew]

How possibly can this be from a town mindset?

dO yOu ThInK I'm OpEn WoLfINg??

No, you are just flailing.

osuka take like three chill pills and come back to this game

let's change the pace of the game then because i surely need intelligent content to distract me from the last couple pages i had to go through

what's your take on this pissing contest?

Listen if you are going to continue to be disrespectful to me I will unleash hell on you.

You have kept up with the insults of my play and insults of my intelligence. I am trying to give you benefit of the doubt that this is just an aggressive play style, which is more or less fine, but you are starting to cross a line.

So please keep any posts game related and stop with the petty insults.

I can understand it more if you are scum, but still I will not stand by and take abuse without giving some back if I have to.

[Doctor Drew]

Haha, took your page top you.

[Doctor Drew]

if you want me to post nicer things, all you need is to do better than this

I want you to not be an asshole.

If you can't see that you are, I can't help you.

[Doctor Drew]

But anywho.

Fire, have you read any other parts of the game besides this?

[Doctor Drew]

i think krile being scum would be spicy.
I haven't liked any of WaltertheDunce10 takes especially with osuka but i think we are just disaggreeing on how scum play here so not really interested in arguing with him or pushing because of that

Knowing that Krile is Isis is scary as scum haha.

I need to take a step back and look at others though.

I do have a tinfoily thought streaming through my brain though.

[Doctor Drew]

wording is sorta confusing there, **i don't get the sense that he's trying to convince anyone etc

That is partially correct, I do think they were flailing and using every trick in the book to not answer a simple question.....which I think is scum indicative.

But emotions were getting involved as well, which is why I stepped a way a bit.

I want to the game to breathe a bit more and more people to get involved, and not just be osuka and I yelling at each other.

[Doctor Drew]

Ok, emotions have dissipated

I mentioned a bit of a tinfoily theory earlier, I have stewed on it a bit and have really thought it could be a thing. I am not locked into it 100%, but I will propose it to the class to discuss.

I believe osuka/krile was setup as scum theater. Not sure if krile's Minority Report post was on purpose, but was the set up nonetheless.

Osuka had umbridge with post 37 by krile, which seemed like a jokey post. When questioned on what was so bad about it, well you all saw what happened. Lots of OMGUS and misdirection. I do give a bit of pause because I don't know if osuka is normally like this, and anyone with experience with them can fill me in on that.

Before osuka and I had it out, Krile voted me in a weird spot.....which osuka called out actually. And Krile said it was RVS, which Ausaka wanted a bit of an explanation about.

It was right here I wanted a bit more explanation for the scum read on Krile, and when osuka lost their shit. They got heat they didn't expect, and lashed out as a defense in hopes that Ausaka and I would stand down.

Went balls deep making me look like the worst player ever and forgetting about Krile, and Krile just kinda disappeared.

Got so defensive from a simple question, went out of their way to make me look bad.

Also asked everyone if I act like I do normally, yet also hinted that they know my game lol. Don't think I didn't catch that slip you amateur.

I will post the receipts when I need to.

Osuka and Krile are scum together.

[Doctor Drew]

This isn't about you this is about walter smh

You can go and be scum in your corner

Don't tell me how to play scum

I'm not, I'm telling you where to play scum

Ausuka just calling for segregation of alignments blatantly.
This is 2023 Ausuka and this isn't cool

This made me laugh more than it should have, bravo.

Long could days I have had, will get back into it later today.

[Doctor Drew]

i say we all post reviews of our favorite anime for readable content.
The one with the worst takes (most likely ausuka) are def scum and should be eliminated.

on a serious note if we want engagement in this game, we need more chime in for them the less active players like greeting and bulge.

Hot take.

I don't like anime one bit.

Come at me bro.

[Doctor Drew]

Also, I do strangely like that post from osuka.

At least they are trying to live things up a bit.

[Doctor Drew]

Here's my idea
The three people in the small good have to pick someone they want to eliminate and it has to be unanimous then everyone else joins in.
If one person in the small hold refuses then there will be a minority report and a handsome male lead will escape the police in the dystopian society and prove the minority report exists to vindicate himself but the twist is there wasn't a minority report after all: the search for a minority report itself will lead him to a murderous moment

Why did people discuss the game-relevance of this? Obvious shitpost.

Instant townlock on Greeting.

[Doctor Drew]

the content is garbage but i don't think you're stupid. you're posting stupid things but you're clearly not an idiot, hence the frustration.

How would you describe the quality of your own content? What I've gathered from re-reading the thread is that

Doctor Drew

made more effort into building an actual case.

Also I would like to point out that osuka asked if anyone is familiar with me(insinuating that they have never played with me) but this quoted post from them hints that they are familiar with me and my playstyle. Wanted to make that point awhile ago, but needed to step away for a bit, thanks for bringing it back up.

Greeting if you are trying to pocket me, you are doing a damn fine job at it.

[Doctor Drew]

Greeting if you are trying to pocket me, you are doing a damn fine job at it.

out of curiosity how is that pocketing

I don't really think they are, but they are just saying all the right things.

My bad, I am not used to having a hydra account to deal with......and my main account has had some log in issues.

[Doctor Drew]

I PMed the mod, I understand if I broke a rule or something.

But until that point, I was just liking that Greeting was on the same page as me in regards to osuka's posting early on.

[Doctor Drew]

What's the point of 321

To point out the potential of osuka being dishonest, and you remember the old saying....

[Doctor Drew]

i dont like the krile votes and feel justified in knowing it is 50% scum led

could certainly do patchwork, their drew/osuka thing is textbook forced content. i do sometimes see newer players feeling compelled to share thoughts when they have none, and oftentimes this results in awful or even contradictory logic like we're seeing here. but i think odds are this is just newbiescum.

apocalyptically bad take

who are you saying it's noobscum between me/drew? because he's got a 4-yo join date and i'm pretty sure i know how to play scum thank you very much

Also I had an account on here from 11-14 as well, so there's that lol.

Also was that a slip by osuka? Bah, I am probably looking at him with skewed goggles at this point.

And my point Bulge, was that acting like he wasn't familiar with me(asking people if anyone played with me before) but then hinting that he was familiar with me(said I was smarter and better than I was playing).

And this is really before I thinking they could be scum. To me it seems like he was being disingenuous in regards to knowing me, either purposely or just slipped not sure, but it was wrapped in the bigger burrito of him trying to discredit any scum case he just assumed I was going to make on him.

Which was ironic since it wasn't until he did all that did I think he was scum.

Now, I have been feeling better about him lately, but will stick my guns that more likely than not he is scum.

[Doctor Drew]

i dont like the krile votes and feel justified in knowing it is 50% scum led

could certainly do patchwork, their drew/osuka thing is textbook forced content. i do sometimes see newer players feeling compelled to share thoughts when they have none, and oftentimes this results in awful or even contradictory logic like we're seeing here. but i think odds are this is just newbiescum.

apocalyptically bad take

who are you saying it's noobscum between me/drew? because he's got a 4-yo join date and i'm pretty sure i know how to play scum thank you very much

lol i was talking about patchwork's tinfoil theory being forced, not your spat w drew

I have very recently seen noobscum Patch, I will say this is quite different.

[Doctor Drew]

what stood out to you about their play in the previous game

Posted a whole whole lot more, and went out of their way to obvtown it.

No offense to Patch, I mean they had most of the town fooled most of the game, but I just can't see them switching it up so much so quickly.

[Doctor Drew]

noobscum

cough
you lost to me in that game tyvm

No one believed me that you were scum lol.

I called your slips.....which ironically why I feel confident that osuka has slipped in this game.

[Doctor Drew]

my thoughts from the drive thru line are: drew clearly doesn’t know what a slip is and is reading way too much into things that don’t mean what he thinks they mean

Scum usually doesn't know when they slip.

Also ^Patch reminds me a bit of scum Patch, a bit too cocky.

[Doctor Drew]

Didn't you say the opposite shortly ago

I did, and then he posted this...

looks like no one's believing you this game either

Which reminded me of his scum game.

[Doctor Drew]

they*

Dammit, I am sorry I keep doing that.

[Doctor Drew]

heyyy guys do you think i communicated what i meant not well enough to the point where bulge misunderstood it or is bulge scum for trying to put words in my mouth

Honestly think you communicated it well, not sure why Bulge didn't see that.

They maybe think you could be a noob in general and an easy mis-elim.

But then the thought of you being scum is creepin in my head as well.

Are you two in different hoods? Let me check, cause this could be similar to Patch and the racist troll in the other game(they were scum together).

[Doctor Drew]

Gimli, always lock town.

Though I am scared of him if I was in a game with him as scum.

[Doctor Drew]

And now I have doubts with drew!

Wow super exciting

Does scum drew just openly buddy like this

Lol, Gimli is really good as town in my experiences, so they are lock town until further notice.

Also no I don't, at least not when there are two of us.

I do however enjoy sheeping my favorite/or best town player as town.

[Doctor Drew]

fuck it whatever i don't even think that's the real problem with your iso anyway

What is it then

VOTE: Patch

[Doctor Drew]

fuck it whatever i don't even think that's the real problem with your iso anyway

What is it then

VOTE: Patch

?????????

This is scum Patch.

Lock it it.

[Doctor Drew]

fuck it whatever i don't even think that's the real problem with your iso anyway

What is it then

VOTE: Patch

?????????

This is scum Patch.

Lock it it.

*Lock it in

[Doctor Drew]

This literally is you and Lorne all over again.

[Doctor Drew]

This literally is you and Lorne all over again.

it literally isn't
besides who even is the lorne to my scum!me?????
i get you're probably getting the "where is my slip" vibes from that post, but keep in mind the "slip" you were pushing me for WASN'T EVEN A SLIP in the first place, and i was asking osuka what the issue with my iso is? lol.

So you know what not to do?

[Doctor Drew]

Not really game relevant but 544 is a uniquely firebringer post, warms the heart, I'm glad that firebringer exists in this universe

thanks u 2 friendo

Aww, let's all hug it out.

And then vote Patch.

[Doctor Drew]

Not really game relevant but 544 is a uniquely firebringer post, warms the heart, I'm glad that firebringer exists in this universe

thanks u 2 friendo

Aww, let's all hug it out.

And then vote Patch.

we voting in the small hood

Ah right, keep forgetting about that.

[Doctor Drew]

drew i dont have anything to say but i hope you know that hwen you miselim me i'll be haunting you from deadchat for shit play

Lol, so worried about being elim'ed?

And didn't realize I had the ability to elim you all by myself.

[Doctor Drew]

This literally is you and Lorne all over again.

it literally isn't
besides who even is the lorne to my scum!me?????
i get you're probably getting the "where is my slip" vibes from that post, but keep in mind the "slip" you were pushing me for WASN'T EVEN A SLIP in the first place, and i was asking osuka what the issue with my iso is? lol.

So you know what not to do?

what does this mean /gen

What is /gen?

This is exactly what happened in Turf wars. Lorne was essentially offering advice to you, and you are looking for more advice now.

need more votes on me.
people too fence sitting on me.

I will see where this goes
VOTE: Fire

[Doctor Drew]

when have I buddied up to patchwork? or the other way around?

drew->patchwork and also drew->gimli

I sheeped Titus every game until she was scum, now doing the same with Gimli. I like to follow a really strong town player until they eventually do me wrong. Get better and maybe one day you can be the object of my affection Bulge

But I heavily scum read Patch, not sure how objectively that can be viewed as buddying.

[Doctor Drew]

if you fucks hammer before i get off work and have a chance to catch up, im gonna flip shit

I was just gonna say that even though I am in full on sheep Gimli mode, my gut is telling me no.

But, if it angers osuka so much, can't all be bad

[Doctor Drew]

UNVOTE: because it's objectively shit play to hammer while the inactive players haven't given their takes

Why vote later when you could have just kept your vote on them?

That is objectively a shit play.

VOTE: Bulge

Here, righted your wrong.

[Doctor Drew]

because there's other players who haven't come in yet and if someone accidentally hammers while osuka and greeting and krile are all gone it wouldn't be very fair for them would it.
and yeah, accidental hammers are more common than you think they'd be. (see newbie 2114, i accidentally hammered twice in that game)

First of, Bulge is at E-1 now. Realized I didn't specify that.

But yes, they do happen. But to elim someone they do have to be at E-1 at some point(but you seriously lolhammered twice in a game? That is impressive actually lol).

I would rather keep a person at E-1 to judge the reactions......like this one from you for example.

[Doctor Drew]

Oh and Krile, we have played twice(at least, but been a few years.

You have seen my scum game and town game as well, though the town game was a lover-esque setup so I don't think you saw much of my town play.

[Doctor Drew]

i'm slowly realizing that being put in the small hood means i'm pretty fucked

I expected more anger from this hammer

You lied!

[Doctor Drew]

i guess if bulge flips red then i just fucking die tonight huh

Best case scenario here.

[Doctor Drew]

i guess if bulge flips red then i just fucking die tonight huh

Best case scenario here.

i’m just really worried because if i die here then that means nobody might be willing to point out the absolutely senseless shit youve been saying all game

*you've

Well they do say that assholes never really die......so you have that going for you.

[Doctor Drew]

I think I liked him being first to say 465 alloud, and 460 generally, reading back

It is weird, lately I have been iffy on Gimli as town......just the vibe seems different.

But those posts do remind me of Gimli town.

Pre Edit: You need someone to massage that nerve I touched?

[Doctor Drew]

Oops all page top daddy

[Doctor Drew]

Logic really says fire here

VOTE: Firebringer

[Doctor Drew]

Logic really says fire here

VOTE: Firebringer

elaborate

Well no one believes me on you anyways, and trying to not let emotions drive my vote anyways.

Also, on my end, no theater and all genuine.

[Doctor Drew]

no. i didn't even get a PR

I did actually.

[Doctor Drew]

Logic really says fire here

VOTE: Firebringer

elaborate

Well no one believes me on you anyways, and trying to not let emotions drive my vote anyways.

Also, on my end, no theater and all genuine.

This doesn't explain why u voting me.
In fact this raises more questions

Isn't the vote between you and osuka?

[Doctor Drew]

do you smell that, doc

it reeks of caught scum

Ya, might be the first thing we agree on lol.

[Doctor Drew]

naah serious answer
i went back and looked at osuka and krile interactions and didn't think it was as bad as i originally thought. as to the why of that, i go to some posts like 118 and osuka 135.

@Greeting @Patchwork and @Drew
yall seem to be on me but who is my partner here? I don't see any of yall trying to find that even if u scumread. So....whose my partner.

I have been adamant about PatchScum.

And I called out osuka-krile scum team while modelling my new tinfoil cap, so I could be swung to that I guess, but still feel Patch is more likely the scum partner for you OR osuka.

But, as osuka stated, you seem a bit like caught scum.

[Doctor Drew]

Is it possible for someone to be townie?

I want everyone here to get all the votes.

I don't trust isis for one.

[Doctor Drew]

I hate that I can't fully decide between osuka and Fire.

[Doctor Drew]

Patch still tops my list of other scum.

[Doctor Drew]

Ugh sorry, imo this game day has stalled a bit. Kinda just want Greeting to choose someone so we then know how to beat move forward.

[Doctor Drew]

relatable flavor image
VOTE: ausuka just going to sheep osuka's legacy i think, that doesn't make ausuka look good at all

Well osuka was going to be the NK no matter who is the last scum.

[Doctor Drew]

Not the nk, but their play late d2

Oh sorry, gotcha.

[Doctor Drew]

Also, we have two game days to get this right. I like our chances, but let's not rush things.

[Doctor Drew]

Also, we have two game days to get this right. I like our chances, but let's not rush things.

As I say when only two of us have posted haha.

[Doctor Drew]

I feel like a read list is good here, see where everyone is at. From town to scum:

Krile
Greeting
Patch
Ausuka

[Doctor Drew]

Drew why do you think greeting is town?

I don't have a strong town read on anyone, more of who I think is less likely scum.

And my more likely scum is you/Patch.

[Doctor Drew]

Fwiw i think the last scum is greeting

I think the journey from "I can't find reads" for most of the game to "scum must be ausuka or patchwork and i don't see any other solution" is pretty scummy? I also think if patchwork is scum it's a bit strange how they just keep casing me when that is not all that necessary and other people are setting up the second miselim on them, which *is* necessary

778 feels like a post a partner could make?

I don't expect anyone to listen but shrug those are my thoughts

Well, it’s not me, I highly doubt it’s

Doctor Drew

and

Krile

hammered

Firebringer

who turned out to be scum. It’s only you and

patchwork

left.

VOTE: Ausuka

Greeting, tbf.....you did have all the time in the world to hammer as well.

[Doctor Drew]

My patience is wearing thin, may have to just go ahead and vote you ausuka.

[Doctor Drew]

i am not even scumreading krile but i am amazed at how easily you guys are clearing her

no we don't even need her to show up or say anything

She has been prodded, will wait for her or her replacement.

[Doctor Drew]

So how many votes is that on Ausuka?