Spoil a Wish II
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Silverclaw He/TheyGoonHe/They
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- Goon
- Posts: 122
- Joined: September 28, 2020
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Granted. Instead of a monetary cost, you now get smuggled to a random African country.
I wish for $10 more a day for the rest of my life-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. It's unfortunately not enough to help you buy a home.
I wish to kill Tucker Carlson and get away with it.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 70
- Joined: December 20, 2021
Granted. He is lauded as a martyr and gets replaced by someone who uses his death to radicalize his viewers even further.
I wish to own the softest blanket in the world.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. It catches fire.
I wish I lived in Canada.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 PagetopsShe/Her
- Death by 1000 Pagetops
- Death by 1000 Pagetops
- Posts: 4616
- Joined: February 23, 2022
- Pronoun: She/Her
- Location: Land of the Freeze
Granted. I hope you like shoveling snow when it's -40°C.
I wish I wasn't addicted to mafia.I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 26
On hiatus from playing mafia.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You are addicted to gambling and lose about $5,000 a month to the habit.
I wish my Internet worked.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
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Korina TheyRecruiterThey
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- Recruiter
- Posts: 6612
- Joined: February 12, 2018
- Pronoun: They
- Location: Oclax
Granted. I hope you like dealing with the FBI or CIA, or whoever deals with government hacks.
I wish I was able to maintain a normal sleep scheduleGTKAS:The most recent one and the only one that actually matters. | ROOMS HAVE AIR ~ Who | Not_Mafia did not submit a naive cop action. big mistake there tbh ~ xyzzy
I dissociate, any signed posts are from my headmates. Refer to GTKAS, or DM me for more information.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Too bad all the jobs you're qualified for that pay well are at night.
I wish I didn't get stressed out over money so easily.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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racefan12 Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 89
- Joined: April 12, 2016
- Location: Texas
Granted. You get eaten by a grue and no longer stress out about anything.
I wish that this forum thread didn't exist.PrivateI:I wish I could bang on the home keys on my keyboard to create an appeal to emotion. It sounds so...soothing.
CuddlyCaucasian:Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion
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Silverclaw He/TheyGoonHe/They
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- Goon
- Posts: 122
- Joined: September 28, 2020
- Pronoun: He/They
Granted. Someone necros the old thread.
I wish for a wish that came true.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. The wish that comes true is someone else's wish of your death.
I wish to take a vacation to Las Vegas.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 70
- Joined: December 20, 2021
Granted. After a wild night that you can't remember, you wake up handcuffed together with Tucker Carlson, who is somehow still alive.
I wish I could do a perfect cartwheel.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You do a perfect cartwheel right off a rooftop and plummet to your death.
I wish to win the lottery.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 PagetopsShe/Her
- Death by 1000 Pagetops
- Death by 1000 Pagetops
- Posts: 4616
- Joined: February 23, 2022
- Pronoun: She/Her
- Location: Land of the Freeze
Granted. You win a million Zimbabwe dollars.
I wish I had a million Zimbabwe dollars.I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 26
On hiatus from playing mafia.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You find yourself better off just having it exchanged for American dollars. At least they're worth a couple months' or so of minimum wage pay.
I wish to save more money.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 70
- Joined: December 20, 2021
Granted. You may no longer spend your money on anything until you have saved up atleast a million dollars. Until then, you have to rely on the charity of others.
I wish to own a mountain lodge.-
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vonflare doot
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- Posts: 3093
- Joined: January 1, 2014
- Location: Blue Gatorade Factory
granted, but there's already a mountain living in it and its not willing to move.
I wish I was a fundamental force of the universeTHIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You lose conscience and sentience as a result.
I wish I had a second cat for my current one to play with.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Korina TheyRecruiterThey
- Recruiter
- Recruiter
- Posts: 6612
- Joined: February 12, 2018
- Pronoun: They
- Location: Oclax
Granted! It’s a mountain lion. It’s incredibly friendly towards your cat and won’t hurt it, but the same can’t be said for you.
I wish I wasn’t stressed about work.GTKAS:The most recent one and the only one that actually matters. | ROOMS HAVE AIR ~ Who | Not_Mafia did not submit a naive cop action. big mistake there tbh ~ xyzzy
I dissociate, any signed posts are from my headmates. Refer to GTKAS, or DM me for more information.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You're stressed about your love life.
I wish I had faster download speeds.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
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vonflare doot
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- Posts: 3093
- Joined: January 1, 2014
- Location: Blue Gatorade Factory
granted, but the additional speed is equal to your typing speed - the extra data is converted to a byte-based data representation and fed to you mentally, and will be recorded on your computer as fast as you can type it.
I wish for humanity to acquire the necessary technology for interstellar space travelTHIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. There's now such a thing as space rage. People upset at how other people are operating their spaceships take out their violence on them, with deadly results.
I wish to build my own house.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
- Best Overall Mish Mash Player
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- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. You have to build it from scratch, though. Better start planting some trees.
I wish for a slice of key lime pie and a calzone.Mish-Mash Janitor
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. They're both stale.
I wish I earned a dollar a minute.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
- Best Overall Mish Mash Player
- Best Overall Mish Mash Player
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. Inflation quickly moves to cover the gap and then some, leaving you with less purchasing power than you had before.
I wish for a post-scarcity, utopian economy.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!
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