*washes the egg off his face, then retaliates by going out into the parking slot and slashing all Thestatusquo's tires while the security guard isn't looking*
In post 226, StrangerCoug wrote:
*washes the egg off his face, then retaliates by going out into the parking slot and slashing all Thestatusquo's tires while the security guard isn't looking*
I respond to this by impersonating strangercoug and getting all their answers wrong while they're away.
I'd like to open my case and cash out the value within.
Also I'd like to go to the cafeteria and get some food to heal.
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In post 226, StrangerCoug wrote:
*washes the egg off his face, then retaliates by going out into the parking slot and slashing all Thestatusquo's tires while the security guard isn't looking*
In post 226, StrangerCoug wrote:
*washes the egg off his face, then retaliates by going out into the parking slot and slashing all Thestatusquo's tires while the security guard isn't looking*
I respond to this by impersonating strangercoug and getting all their answers wrong while they're away.
Enter Action: ______________
In post 229, Ircher wrote:
> Throw some unlit matches at StrangerCoug while he is slashing tires.
Enter Action: ______________
In post 230, vonflare wrote:
what's the exchange rate of dollars to jail bucks
I'd like to open my case and cash out the value within.
Also I'd like to go to the cafeteria and get some food to heal.
Enter Action: ______________
In post 231, NessieTheNotHost wrote:
Go back to work and ask for a raise, if I get one, I go to work. If not I still go to work anyway.
Enter Action: ______________
This is my life now
Once you have 100 posts, click here to go to the page to join the speakeasy group.
*bundles the matches together, lights them, and throws them into the gas tank of Thestatusquo's Sportster*
*walks away like nothing happened looking for the men's room*
I look for the gameshow station in jail and spin the jail gameshow wheel.
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In post 233, StrangerCoug wrote:
*bundles the matches together, lights them, and throws them into the gas tank of Thestatusquo's Sportster*
*walks away like nothing happened looking for the men's room*
*find the men's room to use it, then washes hands to return to my podium only to find somebody impersonating me there*
"Hey, who's the loser in the cheap, crappy cougar costume?"
Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
Listen banker mate you're going to have to do better than that. If you don't double that offer I'm going to just take what's in my case. And a little birdie told me that if you don't manage to convince me to take a deal your job's on the line.
In post 239, StrangerCoug wrote:
*find the men's room to use it, then washes hands to return to my podium only to find somebody impersonating me there*
"Hey, who's the loser in the cheap, crappy cougar costume?"
In post 241, StrangerCoug wrote:
*had earplugs in his pocket this time and puts them on in response to the alarm*
Listen banker mate you're going to have to do better than that. If you don't double that offer I'm going to just take what's in my case. And a little birdie told me that if you don't manage to convince me to take a deal your job's on the line.
Enter Action: ____________
In post 244, Thestatusquo wrote:
I barter with the host to let me pick two categories at once.
Enter Action: ____________
In post 245, NessieTheNotHost wrote:
Go back to work and ask for a raise, if I get one, I go to work. If not I still go to work anyway.
Enter Action: ____________
This is my life now
Once you have 100 posts, click here to go to the page to join the speakeasy group.
"Oh, we're a team now all of a sudden? OK, let's let one of the categories be Survey Results; this impostor can pick the other."
*waits for someone other than Ircher to notice that Thestatusquo's motorcycle is burning*
Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
In post 247, StrangerCoug wrote:
"Oh, we're a team now all of a sudden? OK, let's let one of the categories be Survey Results; this impostor can pick the other."
*waits for someone other than Ircher to notice that Thestatusquo's motorcycle is burning*
