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Does the costume fit both men and women?In post 26, JerryArr wrote: No one wants to be arrested for stealing valuables from a grave. Fortunately, you can make it so the cops just think you're doing a prank... as long as you're wearing theCollege Costume! Just tell the officers you're doing a hazing thing and they'll completely understand. You'll get off scot free and super rich!
How could you manage to trap the power of nuclear fusion in such a, presumably handheld, device?In post 28, DragonEater70 wrote: Hello, fellowgrave robbersrespected, dungeuon-delving adventurers! Have you ever attempted to access underground catacombs holding untold treasures, only to find yourself combating hordes of skeletal guards? Or, have you ever found yourself 3 floors deep underground in an ancient pyramid, trying to solve a puzzle that requires sunlight in total darkness? Well, we might just have the solution for you. Get theSun River™now, and you'll never have to worry again about any of these troubles. TheSun River™allows you to unleash the power of the sun, anywhere, any time! Simply place the river mouth on a solid surface and rotate the valve clockwise, and you will unleash a stream of sun energy able to decimate every opponent or puzzle that stands in your way!*
*Note that you might also decimate the grave you're robbing, your friends, or even the planet itself. The sun is quite powerful after all. Please use with caution.
What does this do better than just carrying a standard head torch? Wouldn't it be unconfortable to need to have one's mouth open (especially in such an unclean environment) to have it shed light?In post 31, Jake The Wolfie wrote: The art of archaeology is as old as art itsself. Whether it be forgotten riches hidden away for an afterlife of bliss, or a shallow grave hastily made to honour the dead, you know better than anyone else that whatever trash was buried there will be your next treasure. However, it can be a real pain to switch between your different tools, especially under the cover of night where visibility is a rarity. To solve your illuminative needs, we have developed theMouth Light, a set of dentures and tounge pads that provide light when and where you need it.
You can turn the light off by closing your mouth, while most standard headlamps must be turned off with your otherwise occupied hands. This is most useful if your archaeological dig is not exactly legal and you need to avoid the guards.In post 35, biancospino wrote: What does this do better than just carrying a standard head torch? Wouldn't it be unconfortable to need to have one's mouth open (especially in such an unclean environment) to have it shed light?
The College Costume comes in all shapes, styles, and sizes, just like any outfit you might find in a regular college store!In post 29, DragonEater70 wrote:Does the costume fit both men and women?In post 26, JerryArr wrote: No one wants to be arrested for stealing valuables from a grave. Fortunately, you can make it so the cops just think you're doing a prank... as long as you're wearing theCollege Costume! Just tell the officers you're doing a hazing thing and they'll completely understand. You'll get off scot free and super rich!
The chemicals released by the product do get reassumed by earth fairly quickly; in particular the toxic or otherwise unsafe compounds will break down into inert off-products in no more than 20 minutes. That time will be enough to exterminate any complex life in the ground, but the toxicity of the ground itself will return to trace levels that will not be enough to harm large animals like dogs or humans.In post 37, JerryArr wrote: Many grave robbers use the help of dogs, is theInsect Erasersafe for dogs?
This is a trade secret and our sun-priests have signed a non-disclosure agreement regarding the method by which theIn post 35, biancospino wrote: How could you manage to trap the power of nuclear fusion in such a, presumably handheld, device?
Free recharge is available at the sun temple nearest your home! Our website, located at www.SunRiver.com/find/temples , has a handy map feature that helps you locate any of our 227 recharge stations.In post 37, JerryArr wrote: Once the Sun River is used up, how does one recharge it?
Oh, this one's interesting. Using bioelectric technology, we are able to tap into your body's own energy stores to charge the battery when not in active use. The device's own battery can store up to 2 hours of continuous use*, with a recharge time of 1 hour**.
BluetoothIn post 37, JerryArr wrote: How does the Seed Computer get the information it collects to you?