Yosarian2 in Ludd: A One-Act by OhGodMyLife
Yos: Meh, I say. Meh! Also, vote X
Others: Why so Meh? Was your X vote random?
Yos: Random? Why of course not.
Yos: While I'm at it, let me defend my use of the word meh. It was not wishy washy. It just means I am not making any definitive statements about the alignments of any players involved in any debates so far.
Oh, thats what wishy washy is? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Others: So then, what nonrandom reason do you have for voting X?
Yos: Ummm... everyone had posted already, so my standard random vote would not apply. *Cough* Let me just reiterate that I still haven't found anything to comment on in the ongoing debates between other players. But X's only post so far was like totally not townly. Srsly.
Yos: Also, I will now give a reason for why my reads on Patrick can't be trusted and therefore I probably will never meaningfully comment on Patrick's alignment.
Others: Wishy washy. Like, on the fence.
Yos: Not on the fence. But while I'm at it, let me also make excuses for why my reads on charter are probably not going to ever be valid either.
Others: More questions about meh.
Yos: Defend, defend, defend about my mehs.
GC and camn: Have an argument with each other.
Yos: I'll just fan the argument flames from the sidelines.
OGML: Bring up Patrick re: Yos' nonread on him
Yos: I'll just rehash statements about not reading Patrick. And question why anyone would think he is scum
Yos: Ah, the perfect moment to finally make some comment about something going on around me. I'll begin by joining the growing chorus of people who find Green Crayons to be strikingly town. And devilishly handsome. I'll follow that up with a quick buddy up to camn, because you can never have too many friends. Finally I'll throw in some unsolicited support for Ether v. Xdaamno with a boxing metaphor just to make sure that keeps going while I sit over here comfortably on the sidelines. To finish, let me just tell Xdaamno that we most certainly have enough information now to better-than-random vote someone (so you should probably get off Patrick already). Don't mind that my vote hasn't moved since my barely better than random initial vote for you.
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Yos: I'm a miller!
Thank you, thank you. I'm holding auditions for the part of Yosarian2 starting at the end of the upcoming night phase. I think that Patrick and possibly Incognito have the requisite experience of "being Yos' scumpartner" that I'm looking for in a leading man.