Guys

[Quagmire]

This is a sad story.

[AniX]

Also 100% protection against getting laid.

(Hint:

Thats a bad thing

).

Nikola Tesla, Issac Newton, Immanuel Kant, Samuel J. Tilden (Elected President of The United States, election stolen by Rutherford B. Hayes), J.M. Barrie (Author of Peter Pan), Paul Erdos, and Ralph Nader all disagree.

[VP Baltar]

The author of Peter Pan is really somebody you look up to as historically significant?

[elvis_knits]

"Enthusiasm" has long been my favorite feature in a partner.

[Vi]

The author of Peter Pan is really somebody you look up to as historically significant?

He provided funding for one of Britain's best hospitals through

Peter Pan

profits, IIRC.
But then again, Barrie literally stopped maturing in his teens, went through more than his share of marital trouble, was probably a rumored pedophile, and died unhappily due to all of the above. Not my kind of role model.

[VP Baltar]

The author of Peter Pan is really somebody you look up to as historically significant?

He provided funding for one of Britain's best hospitals through

Peter Pan

profits, IIRC.
But then again, Barrie literally stopped maturing in his teens, went through more than his share of marital trouble, was probably a rumored pedophile, and died unhappily due to all of the above. Not my kind of role model.

Well, apart from his personal life, there are countless sex-loving authors who contributed far more significantly to the literary landscape.

Same goes for most of that list in their respective fields. Not to discount any of their contributions because many were very significant (Tesla and Newton especially), but statistically speaking, getting laid upon occasion is good for the mind.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What's this insidious nerd talk sneaking itself in a thread about slaying chunky bitches? GTFO from here.

[VP Baltar]

Apologies. See my earlier comments for more low-brow questioning.

[Nuwen]

Personally, any guy who says that contraception doesn't ruin the feeling is only trying to get laid in any way he can. Or seem "sensitive" to his woman, because he doesn't have the balls to say "No, really, I can't feel a thing with this on".

Maybe that's because you either wear the condom or you don't get any. In that case, congrats to the girls. You didn't have to control your man through the leaving the toilet seat up fiasco, you got em by the balls.

The "feeling"

really

gets ruined when your dick shrivels up and falls off.

Sizing up the brand of condom I'll pull on a guy is fun. I carry these around in a discreet makeup case,


Very thin, good for desensitized drunks.


Extremely thick, use on someone who hasn't gotten laid in awhile or doesn't masturbate daily.


Flavored. Paradises have medicinal aftertastes in every flavor except spearmint. These are tastier, but about twice the price:



These are free at planned parenthood. I carry them mostly to give them away.


Not as thin as Kimonos and bitter tasting, but the line is new and Trojan gives out a lot of promotional freebies.


Non-latex.

IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A CONDOM YOU CAN PERFORM IN, THAT IS A PROBLEM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR. ORDER SAMPLE PACKAGES OF BRANDS UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR PERSONAL BEST.

[Sopianae]

Personally, any guy who says that contraception doesn't ruin the feeling is only trying to get laid in any way he can. Or seem "sensitive" to his woman, because he doesn't have the balls to say "No, really, I can't feel a thing with this on".

Maybe that's because you either wear the condom or you don't get any. In that case, congrats to the girls. You didn't have to control your man through the leaving the toilet seat up fiasco, you got em by the balls.

Assuming you're not trolling, I'd be extremely surprised if the ladies let you stick your weewee in their giner without you having to go against your principles.

[xRECKONERx]

Above all else, get yourself tested. Walk-in hours are noon to four at this free clinic in your area:
http://www.gatewaycampus.org/std.htm

stop sticking your penis into things without a condom around it.

I don't have AIDs, Jesus. And I did use a condom. SHE was actually the one telling me not to. So, bada boom, bada bang, I win.

lol, this thread delivers in so many ways.

Also, how much weed were you guys growing to actually get attention from the DEA in a post 9/11 world?

Umm... well, we weren't getting "attention". We were buying in bulk from another guy, who WAS getting watched by the DEA, and we're about 95% sure he told them he was buying from us, even though our grow "operation" was only about 15-20 plants. They told us that they had received an anonymous tip, so I have no idea.

[Mr. Flay]

...the fuck did xRx say he didn't use a condom? Lotsa people projecting in here...

::edit:: Ohai xRx!

[BloodCovenent]

Umm... well, we weren't getting "attention". We were buying in bulk from another guy, who WAS getting watched by the DEA, and we're about 95% sure he told them he was buying from us, even though our grow "operation" was only about 15-20 plants. They told us that they had received an anonymous tip, so I have no idea.

you should BUST DAT BITCH UP!!!!

[zoraster]

i figured reck was just messing around with a setup to say that she gave him something. But it's a good opportunity for education and to see who's going to be paying child support in a few years.

[OhGodMyLife]

All I know is... it itches. Possibly burns.

Go get tested, but that shit probably isn't permanent. You are gonna need some antibiotics though.

[BloodCovenent]

All I know is... it itches. Possibly burns.

Go get tested, but that shit probably isn't permanent. You are gonna need some antibiotics though.

[BloodCovenent]

Woah.. shit. big picture.

[Cobalt]

Personally, any guy who says that contraception doesn't ruin the feeling is only trying to get laid in any way he can. Or seem "sensitive" to his woman, because he doesn't have the balls to say "No, really, I can't feel a thing with this on".

Maybe that's because you either wear the condom or you don't get any. In that case, congrats to the girls. You didn't have to control your man through the leaving the toilet seat up fiasco, you got em by the balls.

The "feeling"

really

gets ruined when your dick shrivels up and falls off.

Sizing up the brand of condom I'll pull on a guy is fun. I carry these around in a discreet makeup case,


Very thin, good for desensitized drunks.


Extremely thick, use on someone who hasn't gotten laid in awhile or doesn't masturbate daily.


Flavored. Paradises have medicinal aftertastes in every flavor except spearmint. These are tastier, but about twice the price:



These are free at planned parenthood. I carry them mostly to give them away.


Not as thin as Kimonos and bitter tasting, but the line is new and Trojan gives out a lot of promotional freebies.


Non-latex.

IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A CONDOM YOU CAN PERFORM IN, THAT IS A PROBLEM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR. ORDER SAMPLE PACKAGES OF BRANDS UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR PERSONAL BEST.

thanks for the morality lesson, miss drug-using chain smoker

[VP Baltar]

Umm... well, we weren't getting "attention". We were buying in bulk from another guy, who WAS getting watched by the DEA, and we're about 95% sure he told them he was buying from us, even though our grow "operation" was only about 15-20 plants. They told us that they had received an anonymous tip, so I have no idea.

you should BUST DAT BITCH UP!!!!

The day of RECKONING cometh.

[AniX]

The author of Peter Pan is really somebody you look up to as historically significant?

He provided funding for one of Britain's best hospitals through

Peter Pan

profits, IIRC.
But then again, Barrie literally stopped maturing in his teens, went through more than his share of marital trouble, was probably a rumored pedophile, and died unhappily due to all of the above. Not my kind of role model.

Well, apart from his personal life, there are countless sex-loving authors who contributed far more significantly to the literary landscape.

Same goes for most of that list in their respective fields. Not to discount any of their contributions because many were very significant (Tesla and Newton especially), but statistically speaking, getting laid upon occasion is good for the mind.

I was merely citing individuals who were both historically significant and asexual to counter the claim that asexuality is a bad thing. Just because someone attempts to prove something isn't bad doesn't mean someone is attempting to prove something is better. I was not making the claim that asexual somehow makes someone smarter or better suited.

Your statistic argument fails on the fact that of course there would be more influential sexuals by virtue of the fact there are like 99:1 percent ratio of sexuals to asexuals. That's like saying that, statistically speaking, not being Spinoza is good for the mind since, statistically speaking, more smart people are not Spinoza than are.

[VP Baltar]

It seemed to me that you were implying being asexual resulted in a person being smarter or more successful than if they had been sexual, but I can see where you are coming from now.

[xRECKONERx]

O I SEE WUT VPB DID THAR

[Adel]

thanks for the morality lesson, miss drug-using chain smoker

it wasn't a morality lesson. You should probably read it again.
She seems to know her shit.

[Thestatusquo]

I probably have the most differences with Nuwen of anyone on the site, but that post of hers is a good one, and if you dismiss it out of hand you're a moron and will probably get aids.

[Cobalt]

NUWEN HAS A FUNNY IRL NAME