Guys

[xRECKONERx]

Wait, it irritates Quag for this thread to live on?

LIVE DAMMIT, LIVE

[VP Baltar]

I'd go gay for those cakes.

[AniX]

Went to take the test, found it offered no asexuality option, left feeling oppressed.

[Adel]

I'd go gay for those cakes.

gft

"for a cake" is missing from Flay's poll.

[TheButtonmen]

Food isn't meant to be thoses colours. I know rationally that it's just food dye but they are quite offputting to me.

[Adel]

Food isn't meant to be thoses colours. I know rationally that it's just food dye but they are quite offputting to me.

Do you get out of the shower to pee?

[Goatrevolt]

I think the point is, if Nuwen, the chain-smoking addict, can have the presence of mind to make a guy wear a rubber, then fuck me!

Nuwen, the chain-smoking addict has shown the presence of mind to make a guy wear a rubber. The next step is that we all need to fuck Oman.

Without wearing a rubber

[Oman]

But Goat, I want your babies, so I'm cool with that.

[Cyberbob]

But Goat, I want your babies

[TBuG]

Fact: It's largely my fault this thread got so gay. SEE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING?

[Oman]

Said the fag?

[xRECKONERx]

Said the fag, indeed.

[xRECKONERx]

BTW,anyone else remember what this topic was about originally? I think we should all just forget.

[Oman]

Said the fag, indeed.

He might fuck guys, but at least they're attractive and he wears a rubber.

[Xdaamno]

See my sig vvv

[xRECKONERx]

I wore a rubber, dammit.

[Ythill]

There's nothing wrong with doing a fat chick. Just watch out for the fat chick trap. Like and sensible human being that doesn't get laid often (and wants to, ani), they tend to go to great efforts, honest and otherwise, to turn each encounter into a serious relationship. And just to trump Rex's accidental bi-outing, I had sex with a pre-op transexual once. FTW.

Sizing up the brand of condom I'll pull on a guy is fun.

I'm surprised there isn't a "Match a Scummer with a Condom Brand" thread.

To credit the alleged troll who claimed that condoms kill sensation, there is certainly a difference between protected and not protected no matter what brand you use, and the latter is better. Which is one of the reasons I have a wife who is my primary. And unprotected sex is dangerous, which is why we use condoms with all of our other lovers.

you're a moron and will probably get aids

Bumper stickers? T-shirts? This would sell.

the next step is when you start going to gay bars "only" because the nice men there like to buy you drinks and give you "treats".

What if you just go there to pick up dissapointed fag-hags? Seriously though, my favorite hangout is a lesbian bar, not for any reason that has to do with sexuality but because it's a place I can go drink with girls and get some feminine energy without the preconception that I have ulterior motives.

[Xdaamno]

That post was incredible, except you tripped over on the spelling of 'disappointed' right before the finish line.

[ortolan]

those rainbow cakes are awesome

I like this one best

[BloodCovenent]

BTW,anyone else remember what this topic was about originally? I think we should all just forget.

Not gonna happen. This thread epically wins to much for me to forget.

[elvis_knits]

Ythill always adds a little something extra to any good conversation.

[shaft.ed]

I weep for mising this thread

[xRECKONERx]

I weep for mising this thread

LULZ I KNO RITE

In other news, Fatty somehow got my number and relentlessly texts me. FML.

[elvis_knits]

It's so annoying when girls you have sex with actually expect you to talk to them in the future.

[xRECKONERx]

"We don't have to fuck we can just cuddle" was the one I got outta the blue last night