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[crywolf20084]

Do you really wanna make me sift through the logs?

You did say and i am 99.999...% sure that you said you had issues with short shirts and ugg boots and all this other shit.

[Quagmire]

Do you really wanna make me sift through the logs?

You did say and i am 99.999...% sure that you said you had issues with short shirts and ugg boots and all this other shit.

Context Cay

I hate the people that wear those items. That doesn't mean that short skirts and v-cuts don't excite my willies. (assuming the girl isn't an ug or a chub of course)

[Adel]

Do you really wanna make me sift through the logs?

You did say and i am 99.999...% sure that you said you had issues with short shirts and ugg boots and all this other shit.

Context Cay

I hate the people that wear those items. That doesn't mean that short skirts and v-cuts don't excite my willies. (assuming the girl isn't an ug or a chub of course)

I think that you are ugly on the inside.

[DrippingGoofball]

I love it when dudes that dwell in the anoxic bottom of the dating mud puddle state their preferences.

When they say they prefer blond ones, tall ones, Asian ones... it's just hilarious. They'd be lucky to get their hands on a goat, but they have the pluck to pretend they can be choosers!

I had a HS friend who was grossly overweight, and he turned his nose up at the only girl that would look at him because, he said, she was too fat. My husband and I still laugh about it, to this day.

[DrippingGoofball]

I think that you are ugly on the inside.

Co-signed.

[Quagmire]

you both are right i hate myself, thanks for psychoanalyzing me over the internet, now how do i get help :(:(:(:(:(:(

[DrippingGoofball]

you both are right i hate myself(

You hate everyone and everything, why would you be worthy of an exception? Of course you hate yourself.

[Quagmire]

that's what i just admitted now please tell me how to get help

lead me away from a path of self destruction user DrippingGoofball

[Adel]

you both are right i hate myself, thanks for psychoanalyzing me over the internet, now how do i get help :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

no psychoanalysis, just the sincere observation that I do not find anything about your mind to be attractive.

[Fuzzyman]

Any woman over 100 lbs. is fat and disgusting

Hence Lady Gaga avatar?

[DrippingGoofball]

lead me away from a path of self destruction user DrippingGoofball

I'm sorry, miracles on Tuesdays only.

[scotmany12]

Any woman over 100 lbs. is fat and disgusting

Hence Lady Gaga avatar?

Lady Gaga has a penis by the way.

[Quagmire]

Lady Gaga was the result of a lost avatar bet.

[elvis_knits]

This page made me laugh.

[Glork]

lead me away from a path of self destruction user DrippingGoofball

I'm sorry, miracles on Tuesdays only.

p sure you meant miracles on Green Shirt Thursdays only

[Goatrevolt]

They'd be lucky to get their hands on a goat

Anyone would be, really.

[nhammen]

I love it when dudes that dwell in the anoxic bottom of the dating mud puddle state their preferences.

When they say they prefer blond ones, tall ones, Asian ones... it's just hilarious. They'd be lucky to get their hands on a goat, but they have the pluck to pretend they can be choosers!

I had a HS friend who was grossly overweight, and he turned his nose up at the only girl that would look at him because, he said, she was too fat. My husband and I still laugh about it, to this day.

I'd like to point out that I have went out with a girl that I was not attracted to. Well, she wasn't unattractive, but I wasn't very attracted to her either. I was particularly desperate at the time, and out of all of the girls I was interested in, she was the only one interested back. She was so shy that most guys never noticed her, so she had never been on a date before, and she was desperate too. We were both too shy to have a real conversation, and so I had friends that I felt closer to. Dating a girl you aren't attracted to DOES NOT WORK. It is better to have nobody than to try faking it with someone you aren't attracted to. I learned my lesson from that (and felt like the most horrible scum after breaking up with her).

[xRECKONERx]

Vote: nhammen

[Cobalt]

I love it when dudes that dwell in the anoxic bottom of the dating mud puddle state their preferences.

When they say they prefer blond ones, tall ones, Asian ones... it's just hilarious. They'd be lucky to get their hands on a goat, but they have the pluck to pretend they can be choosers!

I had a HS friend who was grossly overweight, and he turned his nose up at the only girl that would look at him because, he said, she was too fat. My husband and I still laugh about it, to this day.

I'd like to point out that I have went out with a girl that I was not attracted to. Well, she wasn't unattractive, but I wasn't very attracted to her either. I was particularly desperate at the time, and out of all of the girls I was interested in, she was the only one interested back. She was so shy that most guys never noticed her, so she had never been on a date before, and she was desperate too. We were both too shy to have a real conversation, and so I had friends that I felt closer to. Dating a girl you aren't attracted to DOES NOT WORK. It is better to have nobody than to try faking it with someone you aren't attracted to. I learned my lesson from that (and felt like the most horrible scum after breaking up with her).

get a livejournal please

[nhammen]

haha! I don't know. Everyone else was spilling their guts, so I joined in!! Anyways... I thought it was a good idea at the time... This thread is full of that, isn't it?

[Looker]

I heard they were giving away fat chicks here. Where do I sign up?

[xRECKONERx]

Ask Nuwen.

[elvis_knits]

I heard they were giving away fat chicks here. Where do I sign up?

IT'S A TRAP

[crywolf20084]

Why is it "ask nuwen" Reck??

[BloodCovenent]

I heard they were giving away fat chicks here. Where do I sign up?

IT'S A TRAP

IT'S A TARP!!!!!