Mini 944- Town Suav├® - TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!! (over)

[Nikanor]

Towniest

DTMaster b(^-^)z
Kenman b(^-^)z
Nachomamma8 b(^-^)z
Parama b(^-^)z
farside22 b(^-^)z
muzzz b(^-^)z
Locke Lamora b(^-^)z
ConfidAnon b(^-^)z
SpyreX b(^-^)z
dramonic b(^-^)z

Scummiest

A rough list, while I can get it in.

[MrSuave]

Vote Count 6:

Nikanor
Dramonic

Nobody Special (7) SpyreX, Parama, Dramonic, ConfidAnon, muzzz, farside22, Nachomamma8

Nachomamma8
DTMaster
Locke Lamora
Parama
SpyreX
farside22
muzzz (1) Locke Lamora
ConfidAnon (1) DTMaster
Kenman

Not Voting:

Kenman, Nobody Special, Nikanor

With 12 Alive It Takes

7

to lynch.

[MrSuave]

I will post flavor and then night will begin! Till then, it's twilight.

[Nikanor]

I would ask for you to put NS's alignment out now, but the fact that he didn't tell us who to lynch next kinda sorta makes it totally obvious that he's scum.

[MrSuave]

Last episode we left the people of Town Suavé in a DIRE situation. Because people were DYING. Get it? Funny right?

Nik: We must complete our mission!

DTM: And what would that be?

Nik: To explore strange new worlds! To seek out new life forms and new civilizations! To boldly go where no man has gone before!

DTM: Really? I thought it was to find out who killed everyone in the town...

dram: Yeah... what are you talking about?

Nik: Well OBVIOUSLY that's what I said meant.

Nacho: Right...

Parama: So what's the plan?

Nik: To go out and explor-

Parama: Other than that.

Nik: Well I was thinking of taking a walk around the town to look for clues.

DTM: Sounds like a plan.

Nik: Indeed. Now I shall pick my team... DTMaster.

DTM:

*sigh*

Okaay...

Nik: Kenman.

Ken: ...

Nik: Aaaaaand.... Ensign Ricky.

muzzz: There is no Ensign Ricky...

Nik: Oh... well, how about... Nobody Special?

NS: Huh? Awww crap...

So off our group went off. And after a brisk walk around the town and a picnic in the woods, they return...

Nacho: So? Did you find anything?

Nik: Well, kinda.

Nacho: What was that?

Nik: A bear.

muzzz: A bear...

Nik: Yes. Well "bears".

DTM: They were also having a picnic in the woods.

Nik: We... we tried to make contact.

DTM: But we should have gone in disguise.

muzzz: And why is that?

Ken:...

DTM: They were angry... And hungry. So they are Nobody Special.

Town:

*LE GASPE!*

And so, the first day comes to an end with only one casualty. Fortunately for the town,

Nobody Special

was anything but that. For he was a

Mafia Goon

!

It is now night, please get all night actions to me asap. A deadline will be set once I find the replacements, otherwise the next day will start when I get all targets.

[MrSuave]

The sun rises over the tow-

dram: Uuuuh... really? This early?

Well yes. What I have to say is important.

dram: Do I die?

No.

dram: Then let me sleep...

*sigh* Okay, okay. I'll try to talk a little more quietly...

As I was saying...

The sun rises over the small town of Suavé. Let's see what everyone is up to now...

dram: %$@# YOU!

Somewhere, where something is happening...

DTM:

*stare*

Nik: What are you doing?

DTM:

*stare*

Nik: Okay... Well what are you doing outside of farside's home this early...?

DTM:

*knock knock knock*

FARSIDE

*knock knock knock*

FARSIDE

*knock knock knock*

FARSIDE

FS: (=___=)... Yes?

DTM: Are you alive?

FS: Yes DTMaster... yes I am...

DTM: Oh good.

FS: Why do you ask?

DTM: Beca-

Off in the distance is heard

???: OH MAH GODZ!!! SOMEONE IS DEDZ IN MAH HOUSE!

DTM: That's why. =D

*DTMaster runs off to the next house*

FS: (=___=);

*A stranger runs up from the direction of the yelling*

???: HALP! THER IZ A DED PPL IN MAH HOUSE!

Nik: Okay... who was it? And more importantly, who are YOU?

Fate: MHA NAME IZ FATE! =O AN I DUN KNOW WHO DAT GUY IZ.

Nik: Great... I'll be back.

FS: Well, Fate was it? What are you doing in our town?

Fate: WELLZ, I MOOVD HER WIT MAH BUDDY 12KEYBLADE! WE HERD IT WUZ BOOTIFUL HER.

After some other introductions and random banter between farside and Fate Nikanor returns.

Nik: Turns out that ConfidAnon is died watching the Notebook... along with someone else actually.

FS: Oh know! Was it my mother?

Nik: Actually no... but funny you should say that, because it was in fact, Nochomamma! xD

LAWL, get it? I thought that was funny. Anyway, that's that's all folks.

dram: Really? REALLY?! You wake me up for that crap? I could write better than that.

Psh, well I'm sorry, I have writers block.

dram: Writers block my a- mmmfffmm.... mmm..... mmm.... zZz...zZz...

Hehe... that's right... sleep.

And so

ConfidAnon

and

Nachomamma8

perished in the night. Much like the couple in that movie, but far less old, and not married... yeaaaah.... Too bad they were both

Vanilla Townies

!!!

In other news:

12Keyblade & Fate Replace Kenman & Locke Lamora (in that order)

Day 2 stars now! With 9 people alive it takes 5 to lynch. Now have fun killing eachother! ^_^

[Parama]

1. I am interested in hearing Nikanor's results.

2. Hello replacements!

3. I guess it's safe to assume we have a vig due to having 2 kills at night now the vig needs a better aim <_< (no I won't criticize if you shot Confid, he was scummy. If you shot Nacho thouch <__________<)

4. On that note, NOOO why Nacho? ;-;

5. Need to read NS and find scumlinks! Also Nikanor is confirmed town, and no one is allowed to question this.

[dramonic]

I'm a bit confused as to why you gave Fate such bad grammar.
Now then, let's jump into a giant pool of NK WIFOM

[MrSuave]

Writers block, and bad ideas! =D

[Parama]

Now then, let's jump into a giant pool of NK WIFOM

Theory A: The scum killed nacho because he was townie
Theory B: The scum killed nacho because they were aiming for Niknaor
Theory C: The scum killed Confid because they were aiming for Nikanor
Theory D: The scum killed neither and a SK shot one while the vig shot the other
Theory E: The scum shot both and have a second killing role that makes this game unbalanced
Theory F: The scum shot Confid for the WIFOM factor
Theory G: The scum shot Nacho for the lack of WIFOM factor
Theory H: I just lost the game
Theory I: Dramonic is scum wanting out opinions on the NKs
Theory J: WIFOM sucks and I should stop making these.

NO MORE NK WIFOM ALLOWED D:<

[dramonic]

...jerk...

[Parama]

I enjoying crushing the hopes and dreams of others.

[SpyreX]

Parama do you have the good stuff confirming Nik being town? Or?

Because, you forgot

Theory SpyreX: I made Confid eat the dead.

And if you two can be ruled out well hot doggy. Quadrupley true if Nik hid behind someone else thats not us.

[Parama]

NS's opinionation of Nikanor + NS flipping mafia = Nikanor is obvtown regardless of anything and everything else posted in thread

[SpyreX]

Fair enough - and I agree about Nik being town BUT I was hoping for the true deliciousness.

That said back on the horse:

Vote: muzz

I could also easily be persuaded to go Dramonic.

I could also probably be persuaded to give NEW AND EXCITING reasons (hint: NS's interactions with the two of them) for these choices.

[dramonic]

With any luck he hid behind me and will prove I'm no mafioso

[Fate]

HALP! THER IZ A DED PPL IN MAH HOUSE!

MHA NAME IZ FATE! =O AN I DUN KNOW WHO DAT GUY IZ.

WELLZ, I MOOVD HER WIT MAH BUDDY 12KEYBLADE! WE HERD IT WUZ BOOTIFUL HER.

DIS NAO MAH PST RESTICZTION!

HAI GUYS. WHO IZ SCUM?

[Fate]

B4 I READZ GAMEZ, I DEZERVE RVS PLX.

Votez: Farside

U NO WHAT U DIDZ!

LoL: Parama

HAHAHAHA IMMA PEG U AGIN BOI

WtF: Nikanor

U IZ BOI NAO? WUT? DUN MISLYNCHZ ME AGIN PLX

[Nikanor]

@Suavemod: Would a hypothetical Mafia Roleblocker be able to roleblock and kill in the same night if he is the only mafioso remaining?

I hid behind Locke. I'm not going to be hiding any more, though, knowing that there are two killers and at least two scum left.

So from my PoV there are four or five possible scum here:
dram
muzzz
farside
Fate (kinda sorta not really too confirmed)
Spy (maybe SK, but I doubt it)

Just read him in iso and he stated he would rather scum hunt and failed to do so. Last I checked he found Nik the scummiest for posting to the point of making his eyes bleed. Bleck.

unvote:
vote: ns

Obvious bussing is obvious. Not to mention she was defending Nobody Special all day before this vote, and gave a crap reason for voting him (oh hey I found something mildly scummy! Even though I'm pretty sure he's a VI, I'll throw my vote on him and see what happens!)

Vote: farside22.

[SpyreX]

Nik I'd seriously consider hiding more (especially if I'm still alive) and just crumbing it a bit.

[Nikanor]

There's nine people alive now, Spy. If three people die tonight, that'll leave us with five tomorrow... actually, I think I will hide, now that I look at the numbers. Except that this time, I'll hide behind one of my scummier reads, and tell you who my target is. That way, we can go into lylo with a sure thing if I die, and get a spot in a 3p endgame automatically.

[Fate]

OH HAY THE HIDER HID BEHIND ME GEWD MOV.

<--- YAY CONFIRMED TOWNAZ

DAT MEANS I DONT HAVE TO TRY HARDZ RIGHT?

[Fate]

but I guarantee that the first "ohh yea this AND duck" is gonna be a scum move.

SpyreX is duckduck, and duckduck is scum. Therefore, by the Laws of Logic, SpyreX is scum. His opportunistic case on Dramonic cannot thwart the Laws of Logic.

NACHO IZ FIRST GUY WHO CALLS OUT SPYSCUM. NACHO HAZ FLIPPED TOWNZ. SPYREX NEVAR CALLED OUR NACHO FO WHAT HE FORETOLD AS A "SCUM MOVE."

DEREFORE, SPY IS SCUM (ACTUALLY SK MAKAS SENSE) AND HIZ PRECENUZE INTIMADATEZ SCUM(IF SK)+TOWN TO NOT SUSPECT HIM. GEWD TING NACHO HAZ BALLS.

I STILL ONLY ON PAGE NINER THOUGHHH.

Unvowt: Farscum

Vote: Spyrex

[Nikanor]

Fate, stop talking like that. And you're not cleared because we don't know if I've been blocked or not.

[Fate]

DUN U GET MESSAGE N BOX DAT SAYZ "U WAZ BLOCKED LOLOLOL"?

I SAY YAUS. SO NAO I SAY I CONFIRMEDZ TOWNZ.

DEAL.