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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
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- Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Dallas, TX
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Olinea Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1280
- Joined: September 9, 2010
- Location: In your X, Ying your Z.
[quote="ShadoWolf"][GreyICE:
Cult: You're playing monopoly, when all of a sudden someone grabs the gameboard and throws it across the room. Then plops down a risk board. And then tells you you were playing risk all along. And that you now have 5 armies left, and control two countries in the middle of Africa.-
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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Dallas, TX
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Nicodemus Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 646
- Joined: December 13, 2009
- Location: Indiana
Ythan, on my play: "Scummy and bad are not the same. Some players manage to keep them separate, though I applaud how masterfully you blend them."-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Posts: 2954
- Joined: May 14, 2007
- Location: Cascadian Subduction Zone
The necromancer bought a wand of Resurrect Chair from the Necromancy shop.
He soon discovered that it was defective and tried to take it back
But the Microsoft Customer Service sucked so he was forced to keep his broken X-Box
So off to Microsoft he drove, in his 1973 Cadillac Deville
When he got there, he kicked Bill Gates in the shin
But it didn't hurt because he was wearing an X-Box as a shin guard
He still lost one armor off his leg. So he cast barkskin on himself
He screwed up and turned into a tree, then a dendrophiliac walked up to him
But unlike most dendrophiliacs, he was "carazy" dendrophiliac.
But Bob hid this from his physiologist and instead ate his fetus
He had forgotten that he was allergic to fetuses
So he died
Then the afore-mentioned necromancer turned him into a zombie
The zombie started to eat Nick's brain
If only he knew that Nick's brain was poison!
Be he didn't know it was poison and instead ate Nick's pants
Nick's pants were very tasty
Because they were covered with Nutella!
The ignorant peasantry didn't know what Nutella was. They only knew one thing
The barley was attacking!! They had to fight back!!
So they fought back...with fuzzy bunnies
The bunnies attacked in great numbers, as the convict fell
The bunnies held a great celebration that night
And Bill Gates wasn't invited!
So he threw his own party, and nobody else was invited
Excluding his monkey, of course, which got really drunk
But the monkey wasn't as drunk as they thought. He knew they excluded him from the card game because of his drinking so he decided to end it all by using the Atomic bomb attached to his back to destroy the world. But the bomb didn't work so in the end he just wound up feeling like a big idiot.-
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shaft.ed dem.agogue
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VasudeVa Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 2715
- Joined: February 24, 2010
Call me Vas, ;D A little less active than I used to be due to IRL. Hoping to be back up to speed soon-ish!-
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Kitoari Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 940
- Joined: June 9, 2009
- Location: Austin
18<XylBot> 14,15|15,14|01,14|00,01 MAFIABOT 15,14|01,14|00,01 Waiting for all actions... 15,14|01,14|0,15|
18<XylBot> 14,15|15,14|01,14|00,01 MAFIABOT 15,14|01,14|00,01 milkshake has committed suicide. 15,14|01,14|0,15|
18<XylBot> 14,15|15,14|01,14|00,01 MAFIABOT 15,14|01,14|00,01 milkshake was a Vigilante (town). 15,14|01,14|0,15|Interested in doing a Dept. Heaven Large Theme. If you're interested in ironing it out, drop me a line.-
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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Dallas, TX
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mask man Goon
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- Goon
- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
<@ChanServ> No quote with ID 98 found.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Dallas, TX
Bowman, James. "Don't Change 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'." Weekly Standard Vol. 15, No. 4. 12 Oct 2009: 25. SIRS Researcher. Web. 04 Nov 2010.
Rocha, Joseph. "I Didn't Tell. It Didn't Matter." Washington Post (Washington, DC). 11 Oct 2009: B. 1. SIRS Researcher. Web. 04 Nov 2010.
Burns, Kate. Gay Rights. The history of issues. Farmington Hills, MI: Greenhaven Press/Thomson Gale, 2006. Print.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/us ... ry-pg.html
I'm writing a paper on DADT and this is my Works Cited page. Of course, I still have to properly cite the last one.-
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Tazaro Selfie
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- Selfie
- Posts: 3997
- Joined: July 4, 2010
- Location: I can go now without writing more
[not valid now (in addition, date has been passed, to be more specific)]Last edited by Tazaro on Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:23 am, edited 5 times in total.ShowMaybe Subservience to Protocol isn't tantamount to Solution to Problem ...
"A little bit of yourself goes a long way"
Blue paint strokes of sadness that leave a trace of meaningfulness
Tell me, O Karen,
Do you feel better
After getting your pound of flesh?-
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mask man Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Nobody Special Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 14479
- Joined: January 6, 2010
- Location: Not here
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shaft.ed dem.agogue
- dem.agogue
- dem.agogue
- Posts: 4998
- Joined: August 15, 2007
- Location: St. Louis
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drmyshottyizsik Jack of All Trades
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- Posts: 6872
- Joined: July 2, 2010
- Location: Under A Bus
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Nobody Special Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 14479
- Joined: January 6, 2010
- Location: Not here
You must have at least three months on this site and have completed two games. Send me a PM if you'd like me to look at offsite experience in place of this.
Was informing a player that they just aren't good enough.-
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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
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- Joined: April 4, 2010
- Location: Dallas, TX
drmyshottyizsik[1]StrangerCoug
Scott Brosius[0]
don_johnson[0]
JesseSheffield[0]
Shadow Dancer[2]Empking,ThAdmiral
saporovirus[1]drmyshottyizsik,
ThAdmiral[0]
SnakePlissken[0]
Empking[0]
StrangerCoug[5]JesseSheffield,ScottBrosius,Shadow Dancer,SnakePlissken,saporovirus,don_johnson,
No Lynch[0]
NotVoting:
With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
StrangerCoug has been lynched. Scene incoming, but for now I'm locking the topic.-
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drmyshottyizsik Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Under A Bus
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drmyshottyizsik Jack of All Trades
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- Joined: July 2, 2010
- Location: Under A Bus
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mask man Goon
- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
rectovaginal fistulaShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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shaft.ed dem.agogue
- dem.agogue
- dem.agogue
- Posts: 4998
- Joined: August 15, 2007
- Location: St. Louis
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gandalf5166 Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Posts: 8523
- Joined: April 4, 2010
- Location: Dallas, TX
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Nobody Special Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 14479
- Joined: January 6, 2010
- Location: Not here
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inHimshallibe SmartyPants
- SmartyPants
- SmartyPants
- Posts: 7070
- Joined: August 28, 2004
- Location: Music City, USA
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