Open 264: Attack of the RNG (C9++) [Simulation Ended]

[Mina]

Goddammit guys, couldn't you have waited until I got back from work to end the day? I'm going to lock the thread now, but I'm posting from a phone. I'll go to a coffee shop and post the vote count, scene, and flip then.

Also, MafiaSSK is long overdue for a prod. If he doesn't post within twenty-four hours of the beginning of N2, I'm going to replace him.

Sorry, Akira, but I can't let people unvote once a hammer has been reached. (Speaking of which...oh, fuck, there's still no rules post, is there.)

MINA PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

Hey, what am I supposed to do about it, modkill you?

[Mina]

I'm so sorry to have kept everyone waiting for the flip. A coworker invited me for dinner, and unfortunately, it would have been really rude to have taken out my phone, done a vote count, and written a scene while I was at her house.

DAY ONE, VOTE COUNT #8 (FINAL)

hohum (6):

ribwich, andrew94, Faraday, Stephoscope, DemonHybrid, Akira

Akira (2):

Kitoari, jasonT1981

andrew94 (2):

MafiaSSK, hohum

Not Voting (1):

DeathNote

With 11 players alive, 6 votes are needed to lynch or no-lynch.

hohum has been lynched.

END OF DAY ONE

After waking to find Scott Brosius in pixels on the floor, you are terrified. Every moment this simulation lasts, you are more likely to be permanently deleted from the system. You must find those among you who have been chosen by the RNG as instruments of your destruction.

In your paranoia and terror, you recklessly shout out names of players to sacrifice to AM. Who cares about thoughtful debate and taking things slow? You'd much rather speedlynch some poor sap. After all, better him than you. As you draw closer to the point of no return, the voice of the computer echoes through the walls of your prison.

FOUR VOTES FOR HOHUM

FIVE VOTES

SIX FOR HOHUM

CRITERIA MET

EXECUTING...NEW SUBROUTINE

TERMINATED

PHASE TERMINATED

TERMINATED

You immediately regret what you have done, but unfortunately, a

hammer

executed program cannot be reversed.

SELECTION FINALIZED

COMMENCING DELETION...OF...HOHUM

"Wait, no!" shouts hohum (yes, I know he hasn't posted in days, but this is flavour), pale and shaking all over, but it is too late. He lets out a terrible scream as he disintegrates.

RESULT OF LYNCH PHASE 1...

FAILURE

COMMENCING...PHASE N1

Everything turns black.

hohum

,

Vanilla Townie

, has been deleted D1.

Deadline for Night One is Tuesday, December 7^th, at 11:01 PM.

[Mina]

START OF DAY TWO

When you open your eyes, you entertain the feeble hope that this was all a dream. But the familiar metallic voice kills that hope instantly.

PHASE N2...COMPLETED

Immediately, a knot of dread forms in the pit of your stomach. Then you sit up and take a few moments to compose yourself. You are still alive. And when you look around you, you see ten of you remaining. That's a good sign. Last time, the day phase had begun instantly with someone already deleted, since

the mod was lazy and didn't finish a scene

the cold rational mind of the AM computer does not deal with such subjective frivolities as flavour.

Maybe the rest of the simulation will not be as dangerous.

EVALUATING SUBJECTS' SELECTIONS

PARSING...ACTION RESOLUTION

CONCLUSION

COMMENCE DELETION OF FARADAY

"Wait,

what

?" says Faraday, still groggy.

TERMINATE SUBJECT

ERASE DATA ASSOCIATED WITH SUBJECT: FARADAY

DELETE

DELETE DELETE

TE-TER-TERMINATE

TERMINATION

"No!" screams Faraday, desperate. "When I said I wanted to be put out of my misery, I didn't mean like this. Please. You--you can't kill me. I'm Batman...AAAAAAAAAAH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!"

You wonder what the hell he was talking about, but never mind that. Sadly, another one of you has been erased from the system, his consciousness to be permanently destroyed. And once again, the RNG had assigned the victim beforehand to the uninformed majority for this simulation.

COMMENCING...PHASE D2

NINE SUBJECTS REMAINING

SELECT YOUR CHOICE FOR DELETION

RECOMMENDATION: GREATER PRUDENCY THAN D1 PHASE

BEFORE TRIGGERING LYNCH SUBROUTINE

OTHERWISE

PREDICTION: GREATLY REDUCED CHANCES OF PERSONAL SURVIVAL

Faraday

,

Vanilla Townie

, has been deleted N1.

It is now Day Two. Deadline is Monday, December 20^th, at 11:49 PM.

[DemonHybrid]

Vote: andrew

[DemonHybrid]

This is a win win situation for me. You softclaimed serial killer.

Either you're scum, or you're useless town that I'm going to blacklist.

Who did you shoot, Akira?

[Faraday]

But I was too pretty to die. /Bah.

[andrew94]

Akira, shoot one of these three:

DeathNote, andrew, MafiaSSK

akira is obviously scum/got roleblocked because none of the following died

[andrew94]

^ and im obviously not a serial killer because sk's kill bypasses protection, rb etc

[DemonHybrid]

I didn't specifically say you were an SK. I said I think you're scum.

[Mina]

DAY TWO, VOTE COUNT #1

andrew94 (1):

DemonHybrid

Not Voting (3):

Stephoscope, Akira, DeathNote, jasonT1981, andrew94, Kitoari, MafiaSSK, ribwich

With 9 players alive, 5 votes are needed to lynch or no-lynch.

The deadline for D1 is Monday, December 20th, at 11:49 PM EST.

MafiaSSK has twenty-four hours from the day's opening to post in the thread, or he will be replaced. (Note: this is regardless of any PMs he may or may not have sent me, so do not metagame this.)

[andrew94]

you said hohum/akira was scum.
what happened?
fool
just because your in the 'confirmed townie' position doesnt make anything you say right.

[DemonHybrid]

And saying shit like "I have a one-shot roleblock" is a good thing to you?

What kind of townie position is that, andrew?

[andrew94]

i said that so scum would most likely not block akira

yet none of those that akira is supposed to be shooting died

[DemonHybrid]

So, you're not a blocker. And you lied.

Or you are a blocker and you're lying right now.

[DemonHybrid]

For the record, I believe Akira's claim. Akira would take our word on shooting you and calling your bluff.

On that note, I don't think mafia would block Akira if they knew he was shooting town.

There is no likely SK since there hasn't been a 2nd kill yet and the SK can bypass a protect and a block.

The logical conclusion is that you're the mafia roleblocker and you should die. Your "one-shot" claim confirms this.

[DemonHybrid]

This also makes sense statistically:

MM for the masons.
V for the vig.
A VERY likely C or D for a cop or doc.
Leaving TTT or T for the scum setup.

We're very fortunate if it happens to be T, but I'm willing to bank on a TTT.

You lose, andrew.

[DemonHybrid]

So, who wants to hop on the lynch train, destination: fucking win?

[Akira]

Let's not come up with crazy ideas.

I shot andrew, he blocked me. He's a Serial Killer, and he must die.
VOTE: andrew

[DemonHybrid]

He's not an SK, he can bypass blocks.

[DemonHybrid]

*He would be able to

It's 3:30 AM and idgaf

[Akira]

Oh wait you're right.
Well, whatever he is, it's not town.

[DemonHybrid]

Mafia roleblocker.

Note to all:

If you're the cop, stay quiet until tomorrow.

If you're the doctor, keep your mouth shut.

If you're a town blocker and you blocked Akira, I will find out where you live and haunt you.

[andrew94]

my one shot claim was designed to look like a SK claim.
you claim to shoot me and i lived.
there are a lot of ways this could happen
-town rb u
-scum rb u
- the sk rb u and got double rbed/double protected (hence only 1 kill)
- the doc protected me
- ur not the vig


and your comment of scum not blocking if they know akira is shooting town is fail.
1) u said to shoot one of the 3 people
2) i do gambits all the time

[DemonHybrid]

-town rb u

Like the dumbest decision ever.

-scum rb u

Yeah....like, yanno, you. Why would they protect town?

- the sk rb u and

Yeah stop right there. No SK.

- the doc protected me

The doctor protected ME. Confirmed mason. Fucking hello?

- ur not the vig

I believe Akira's claim.

and your comment of scum not blocking if they know akira is shooting town is fail.
1) u said to shoot one of the 3 people
2) i do gambits all the time

...uh...

Way to miss my point.

Why would they BLOCK Akira if they were shooting YOU (I.E: Town, according to you)?

[DemonHybrid]

ITT: MoronHybrid fucks up tags