Worst role ideas?

[Twomz]

You are the compulsive lurker vig. During each day at some point you must send the mod a message saying "kill now!" and the person with the lowest number of posts is killed. If more than one person is tied, then the compulsive lurker vig kills themselves. If the day ends without the compulsive lurker vig killing a player, the compulsive lurker vig kills themselves.

If a player double posts, the compulsive lurker vig may send the mod a message saying "Fry them!" and the double poster will be killed. This allows the compulsive lurker vig to forgo dying at the end of a day if he doesn't kill a lurker.

If a player triple/quad/ect posts, the compulsive lurker vig may send the mod a message saying "MMMMMMONSTER KILL!" and the triple/quad/ect poster will be killed. This allows the compulsive lurker vig to forgo having to kill someone on the next game day if he/she so wishes.

The compulsive lurker vig wins when no scum remain in the game and he does not kill himself.

[PogoStick]

You are an impatient jester. You must get lynched D1. If you fail to get lynched D1, everyone dies.

jester, impatient or not is a horrible role.

[lewarcher82]

Italian Prime Minister

mafia sided, night kill immune, daytime double voter, night time roleblocker, the IPM has the following restrictions:
1) he must include a racist joke in every post;
2) he must say that mafia does not exist or it was already defeated;
3) he cannot bus; actually, he must insist in defending even the scum players who were already lynched;
4) if there are female players or female roles, he must hit on all of them in every post;
5) in every game with IPM there is also a

Mr. Mills

.

Mr. Mills

Mafia aligned, he does not take part in the mafia meetings. If the IPM gets enough votes to be lynched, it is the MM and not the IPM who actually dies.

[lewarcher82]

irritating passer-by

: you have nothing to do with the game. You cannot be lynched, you cannot vote, you cannot nk and you cannot be nk'ed. Actually, there is nothing you can do, except posting. You are also forbidden to reveal your role.
You win when 50% of the living players have insulted you; however, you are not really a third party, so the game would not be over once you have won.

[Olinea]

You are a

Divorce Lawyer

. You have suddenly been hit with hard economic times, and now it's time to strike up some business. Every night you may pick two players and they will become lovers.

You win when everyone in the game, except for you, is a lover.

[RichardGHP]

Imagine a game full of annoying passers-by. >.>

[PranaDevil]

Imagine a game full of annoying passers-by. >.>

That's just the internet isn't it?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

You are

The Mafia Code, mafia aligned

. Whenever one of the mafia gets the half of required votes to be lynched, he is considered a threat to the mafia secrecy and is killed by the remaining members of the mafia. When this happens, target a player. You have 10% chance +10% additional chance for each member sacrificed this way, to recruit that player into the mafia.

You are

The Hated Princess, Town aligned

. Whenever the town loses a member, the remaining town members take their frustration out on you and you have 33% chance to be killed, 33% chance to be raped and receive AIDS, which will kill you and one other random player, 33% chance that nothing happens.

[Zachrulez]

The following is the game thread: ______

Alignment: TOWN.

You win when only Town-aligned players are alive

and

you are alive.

Role: MOLE.

You have full viewing and posting rights for the Mafia Quicktopic. However, you will never have power over the factional kill or rolecop abilities, because you are not Mafia-aligned.

The Goons are

_____

,

_____

, and

_____

.
The Mafia Goon role PM is

Alignment: MAFIA.

You win when only Mafia-aligned players are alive

or

the Town Power Role is dead.

Role: GOON.

You have no special abilities. You may communicate with [Goon name], [Goon name], and _____ (Mole's name here) at any time via PM or the Quicktopic I have made.

(The three names listed are in alphabetical order.)

IN OTHER WORDS, THE MAFIA SHOULD THINK YOU ARE A GOON, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU BETRAY THEM.

Post Restriction:

In the game thread, you are NOT allowed to fakeclaim or imply a fakeclaim, unless the fakeclaim is Vanilla Townie.

[Empking]

The following is the game thread: ______

Alignment: TOWN.

You win when only Town-aligned players are alive

and

you are alive.

Role: MOLE.

You have full viewing and posting rights for the Mafia Quicktopic. However, you will never have power over the factional kill or rolecop abilities, because you are not Mafia-aligned.

The Goons are

_____

,

_____

, and

_____

.
The Mafia Goon role PM is

Alignment: MAFIA.

You win when only Mafia-aligned players are alive

or

the Town Power Role is dead.

Role: GOON.

You have no special abilities. You may communicate with [Goon name], [Goon name], and _____ (Mole's name here) at any time via PM or the Quicktopic I have made.

(The three names listed are in alphabetical order.)

IN OTHER WORDS, THE MAFIA SHOULD THINK YOU ARE A GOON, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU BETRAY THEM.

Post Restriction:

In the game thread, you are NOT allowed to fakeclaim or imply a fakeclaim, unless the fakeclaim is Vanilla Townie.

Yeah, I hate vague post restrictions too.

[Kublai Khan]

Role: MOLE.

You have full viewing and posting rights for the Mafia Quicktopic. However, you will never have power over the factional kill or rolecop abilities, because you are not Mafia-aligned.

So... This severely handicaps the mafia as they essentially lose as soon as two members die. Is that the goal?

[CheeseDeluxe]

You are the

Vanilla Townie

. However, you feel like you were meant for so,

so

much more than this! You can feel the power coursing through your veins, even.

You might never find out for what, though.

Note to omniscient and investigative roles:

__________ is

Adrien Brody

. Have you ever seen Brodyquest? The same thing happens. Basically, __________ can become a god -- but for some strange reason, __________ doesn't know it yet. If ___________ is told s/he is Adrien Brody, s/he will go travel the world and become a god. In awe of this, everyone will drop their weapons and bask in his/her glory. It will end in a BEST ENDING for everyone, regardless of their win condition.

Mod notes:

__________ is the

Vanilla Wanna-be

. If told s/he is Adrien Brody, s/he will go travel around the world and explore space. S/he will even walk into the sun -- but then s/he dies due to combustion. If s/he dies in this manner, post his/her death along with this message: "

You made __________ walk into the sun! You retards!

"

[Zachrulez]

Role: MOLE.

You have full viewing and posting rights for the Mafia Quicktopic. However, you will never have power over the factional kill or rolecop abilities, because you are not Mafia-aligned.

So... This severely handicaps the mafia as they essentially lose as soon as two members die. Is that the goal?

Note: This game actually happened and I was on the scum side. (It recently finished.)

In response to Kublai Khan, that's basically one of the many problems yes.

[Empking]

Role: MOLE.

You have full viewing and posting rights for the Mafia Quicktopic. However, you will never have power over the factional kill or rolecop abilities, because you are not Mafia-aligned.

So... This severely handicaps the mafia as they essentially lose as soon as two members die. Is that the goal?

Note: This game actually happened and I was on the scum side. (It recently finished.)

In response to Kublai Khan, that's basically one of the many problems yes.

LOn this site? Link?

[Uite]

Is there anything that really prevents the mole from spilling the beans immediately? Seriously, that player has full knowledge of who's scum, and has to get them all killed. I mean, the survivor aspect helps, but if there's any sort of protective role, that shouldn't be a problem, since the mafia only get two chances.

[Kitoari]

Is there anything that really prevents the mole from spilling the beans immediately? Seriously, that player has full knowledge of who's scum, and has to get them all killed. I mean, the survivor aspect helps, but if there's any sort of protective role, that shouldn't be a problem, since the mafia only get two chances.

Post Restriction: In the game thread, you are NOT allowed to fakeclaim or imply a fakeclaim, unless the fakeclaim is Vanilla Townie.

[Empking]

Is there anything that really prevents the mole from spilling the beans immediately? Seriously, that player has full knowledge of who's scum, and has to get them all killed. I mean, the survivor aspect helps, but if there's any sort of protective role, that shouldn't be a problem, since the mafia only get two chances.

Post Restriction: In the game thread, you are NOT allowed to fakeclaim or imply a fakeclaim, unless the fakeclaim is Vanilla Townie.

They can claim mole can't they?

[Kitoari]

No.

[Uite]

But Mole isn't a fakeclaim, it's their actual role, so it should be permitted under those rules.

[implosion]

Mole can claim mole, but mole loses if mole is killed for claiming mole.

Alignment: TOWN. You win when only Town-aligned players are alive and you are alive.

[Empking]

Mole can claim mole, but mole loses if mole is killed for claiming mole.

Alignment: TOWN. You win when only Town-aligned players are alive and you are alive.

Why would scum possibly kill the mole/ How could they possibly score a win after doing that?

[Zachrulez]

Town loses if the mole is killed.

All the mole has to do is go after the scum in a crazy manner until the town gives in and convince the scum he is busing for the solo win. The scum buddies will be far more likely to suspect poor/crazy play than they will to suspect that their scum buddy is actually a mole.

[Tragedy]

Gaap

: You are aligned with

nobody

. At each night, you can suck someone up into another dimension for 2 days, causing them to unable to vote or post anything throughout the duration. You cannot use this ability on yourself. You win with

Town

.

[Terrion]

Paranoid Vigilante Serial Killer

Most people would have finished with this mad lynch law the moment they could say that all threats to the town were dead

with reasonable certainty.

But you won't stop until you are sure, absolutely sure that the town is clean. As a result, you've got two tools to guarantee this. While the rest of the town is hunting down their enemies, you'll help them with abilities of your own to investigate people. Then, when the rest of the town

thinks

they've defeated the Mafia, you'll make sure by killing the remainder that you haven't investigated.

Abilities

Before the town achieves win condition, you may learn a player's role at night, including their alignment. This is guaranteed sane and cannot be falsified by other roles.

After the town achieves win condition, if you are alive, the game will not end, and you must kill one player each night until the only players alive are yourself and those you investigated before the game ends.

Win Condition

You win when you are 100% sure that there are no more threats to the town, and you must survive to be the one that makes sure of this.

Would be better titled

"Paranoid" Vigilante Alignment Rolecop,

but whatever. Kind of a Serial Killer that activates after town achieves it's win condition and doesn't have to kill those it investigates before that happens. Also the town wins even if it achieves win condition, as it is not necessarily considered a threat to the town. It isn't a real role, fortunately for everyone.

[SaintKerrigan]

Suicide Bomber

During the night, you may target another player. You will immediately kill that player as well as yourself, unless prevented by another role.

You win when you successfully kill someone, regardless of alignment.