DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Over, American Victory!

[Fate]

MINA IS GODDAMN OBVTOWN.

YOU PICK THE WORST PEOPLE TO FRAME.

I MEAN, ME? SURE.

YOU CAN NUKE ME AND THEN SAY "WELL DURRR THE SCUM DOC PROTECTED HIM SO YERRRRRRRRR"

BUT MINA?

THAT'LL BE YOUR DOWNFALL CAESAR.


EH FUCKING TO BRUTE?

[Fate]

Seriously we need some kind of "I, the nuker, am not recalling it." AND "I, the nuked, am fine with being nuke LETS PARTY HARD"

ITS CALLED NUKING CHESSKID INTO OBLIVION AND KILLING BIRDS WITH STONES.

BUT THAT WOULD SPELL YOUR LOSS SO YEAH OF COURSE YOU NUKES ME AND ARE GOING FOR -LONGSHOTS- LLONGMCFUCKINGSHOT

[SpyreX]

THE HELL DOWNFALL.

I WANT TO DIE.

WHO AM I PROTECTING FATE

WHO IS IT

CHESSKID? WOOO NELLY

[Fate]

WOOO FUCKING NELLY INDEED WIFOMBAG.

YOU MAKE IT OBVIOUS THE WAY YOU DONT EVEN CONSIDER YOURSELF WRONG. THE WAY YOU NUKE WITH RECKLESS ABADON AND SAY "WELL THEN, SHOOT ME"

NO ADJUSTMENT OF READS.

NO TOTAL CLEANSING OF THE FILTH FROM THIS EARTH AS I DID WITH MY PLAN.

NOTHING.

JUST SCUMBAG MCLUKCLUK.

[SpyreX]

OF ALL THINGS YOU ARE CALLING ME RECKLESS AND SAYING THAT IS THE SCUM MOVE

MR WHO ARE THE TOWNREADS JACK OHH LETS THROW THAT NUKE DOWN

MAN OH MAN

[Fate]

JACK IS SCUM FOR VALID JACK IS SCUM REASONS. TRY AND FIND FAULT IN MY GODDAMN LOGIC THERE.


DONT MAN OH MAN ME.

IS IT OBVIOUS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW BECAUSE ALL THOSE LEAKS WERE YOU SLAPPYWAGSING WITH YOURSELF OR WHAT?

MR INSIDE-INFO SCREAMER.

AND YEAH IM RECKLESS IM FUCKING FATE WHATS YOUR GODDAMN EXCUSE SCUM?

[SpyreX]

WHAT AM I A TIMID BUTTERFLY

OR ARE YOU SAYING THAT ME NUKING YOU WAS IN ANY FASHION A SURPRISE

AND WELL SEE ONCE THE CARDS FALL

[Fate]

THATS MY FUCKING POINT.

I SAW YOUR NUKE ON ME FROM FUCKING YEARS AGO.

YET HERE YOU ARE ALIVE WITH NUKES.

1+1=2 FUCKING TWO IF I WERE SCUM YOU'D HAVE BULLETS IN YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS ALREADY.

[SpyreX]

OVER DEALING WITH PERCY AND OR SOCIOPATH WHO WOULD UPON MY FLIP GO OOOHHH SNAP MAYBE HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH?

AND WITH THE ADDITION OF THEM BEING UNDER WAY LESS SCRUTINY?

COME ON NOW WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT.

[Fate]

SOCIOPATH WAS UNDER MY GODDAMN SCRUNITY AND HE WAS

CHINESE SCUM

OH WAIT.

THOSE IMPERSONATIONS.

OH SPYREX YOU DAWG YOU.

YOU BOLD DOGGIE DOGGIE YOU.

FRAME ME IMPERSONATE ME AND NUKE ME.

DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME AT ALL? I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED YOU'D STOP USING ME AS SCUM

[SpyreX]

BESIDES IF I AM ALL LOLSCUM WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU NUKE ME

I WOULD BE THE RUSSIAN IN THAT SCENARIO MAKING THE GAME MANAGABLE WITHOUT NUKES TODAY.

IN FACT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PRETTY EASY MODE VICTORY IF I WAS SCUM

BUT NO INSTEAD ITS JACK

[chesskid3]

HEY LOOK I CAN BLEND INTO THIS ARGUMENT BY TYPING IN ALLCAPS

[Fate]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVENT ALKING ABOUT?

JACK IS THE HIDDEN CHINESE SCUM AND I WANT ALL THE DAMN CREDIT.

YOU ARE THE SCUM WITH THE TWO MAN TEAM AND THE SUICIDE ONTOCHESSKI DAND THE GLORY OF GLORY.

WHAT EASYMODE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHESSKID GROWN UPS ARE TALKING

[SpyreX]

THIS IS A LOVERS QUARREL YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT SUPPER

[Fate]

AND TO BE FAIR I HAD HOPES FOR YOU BEING TOWNTOWN AND KITOARY BEING RUSSIAN-OR HELL EVEN FARADAY-BUT NO YOU COME UP ALL INS WITH YOUR FATE NUKE AND YOUR UNJUSTIFIED PARANOIA


AND I WAS LIKE "BAWWWMAN SPYREX. AGAIN? AGAIN WITH THE SCUM?"

[SpyreX]

IF YOU WERE SURE I WAS SCUM AND AV BEING SCUM YOU COMING OUT NUKING ME AND ME FLIPPING RUSSIAN SURE AS HELL ISNT A BUS MOVE

SO, THEN YOU PUT THE BIATCH IN LOCKDOWN AND LET ONLY ONE MORE NUKE (AV) FLY AND LYNCH JACK.

IF THAT IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS

BUT YOU DONT BECAUSE YOU KNEW.

AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER WOULD SEEING A SCUM DOC FLIP AFTER HE HAD BEEN MAKING OUT WITH YOU IN THE DARKNESS BE UNJUSTIFIED PARANOIA.

[SpyreX]

Thats so serious it gets real words:

Even IF I am wrong about you, there is NO WAY that the thought process was unjustified.

None.

[Jack]

I can't read this without being paranoid about bussing. That terrible quickhammer yesterday too.

Fate, my obvious town-ness is off the charts. And you've played with scum me.

[Fate]

IM TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN "MINA NUKA ME YOU DEFESIVE GURLLL" BS THAT I SEE THE MOTIVATION BEHIND: "HAVE THE EASIEST GIRL IN THE SHACK NUKE YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN SWEET TALK HER DOWN"

I KNOW YOUR FRAME ON ME WAS WELL EXECUTED AND NO ONE OR THEIR SISTER WOULD EVER QUESTION YOUR MOTIVES BEHIND THE FATE NUKE.

ONLY ME. THE VICTIM OF SAID HARASSMENT.

I WAS NOT SURE YOU WERE SCUM WITH AV. IF I HAD NUKED YOU AND YOU FLIPPED TOWN IT WOULDVE BEEN BULLOXXXXXXXXXX.

I WASNT GONNA WASTE A NUKE ON FUCKING AV WHO EVERYONE AND THEIR WALL STREET KNOWS IS SCUM.

I WANTED THE WILD CARD. I WANTED JACK.

THE ONE NO ONE CAUGHT.

AND GOOD LORD HES FLIPPIN SCUM AND IM NOT AND THEN YOU LOSE.

[Fate]

I can't read this without being paranoid about bussing. That terrible quickhammer yesterday too.

Fate, my obvious town-ness is off the charts. And you've played with scum me.

IM NOT RECALLING SCUMBAG.

YEAH I'VE PLAYED WITH SCUM YOU THATS WHY I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.

WHEN YOU WERE SCUM IN PYPII YOU KNOW WHAT i DID (oh it secret tellin time)

I ISOD YOU.

I FOUND NO SCUM POSTS. NO EVIL ON THE SURFACE.

I ISOD STRANGER. HIS POSTS REEKED OF NONESENSE AND SELF-SURVIVALISM.

I CHOOSE WRONG.

BUT I LOOK AT THE BROARDER THINGS NOW.

THE KILLS LAST NIGHT.

THE SCUM COMMUNICATION.

THE LACK OF FEAR OF AV.

YOU.
IT ALL POINTS TO YOU.


NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR YOUR GODDAMN LIFE SCUMBAG.

[Fate]

Thats so serious it gets real words:

Even IF I am wrong about you, there is NO WAY that the thought process was unjustified.

None.

"If I'm wrong about Fate there's no way you can blame me for this nuke. 100% fo realz"

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING AND THATS WHY ITS BEEN THIS WAY ALL ALONG AND THATS WHY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES YOU FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.

[SpyreX]

Mina absolutely 100% will nuke me and not take it off.

That WILL happen. Regardless of what else does.

IN FACT, I WILL MAKE YOU A DEAL:

ONCE SHE NUKES ME, I WILL STOP POSTING IN THE THREAD UNLESS I NEED TO GO "PROD PROD DODGE DONT REPLACE THE DEAD"

BECAUSE, AT THAT POINT, IT WILL BE DONE.

[Fate]

AND OF THE REST OF THE GAME?

AND OF THE LAST CHINESE SCUM SINCE MY JACK READ IS APPARENTLY "lol"


YOU DON"T CARE BECAUSE YOU'VE LOST?

IS THAT IT?

LIKE I SAID.

YOU GOT YOUR STYLE POINTS.

I"LL MEET YOU IN THE DEAD QT AND WATCH AV BURN.

[SpyreX]

I HAVE PUT ALL THE MONEY ON YOU BEING SCUM AND MINA'S NEW INFATEUATION (BAZING) BETTER NOT BE A TOWN WITH SPARKLY EYES.

SO AV PLUS THE YOUNG LOVERS IS GAME.

IF I AM WRONG KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN TRYING TO BE A HELEPER

[Fate]

YOU YOURSELF SAID IT CAN'T BE MINA/AV/FATE


BUT HOOOOOOOO BOI WHO NEEDS LOGIC WHEN YOU"RE A GODDAMN KAMIKAZE?