Best of the Internet Mafia: Over!

[W!nt3r]

... Uh huh.

[PeaceBringer]

is there a recent vote count?

[W!nt3r]

page 16 i believe?

Vote Count Please?

[Lostprophet]

Yeah, I know. It degenerated a bit. Even I think I'm the best lynch now.

Unvote, Vote: Lostprophet

.

Note: This is not a gambit. Better luck tomorrow night. I won't be terribly missed, promise.

[DrippingGoofball]

Come on, LostProphet, here I am, trying my best to start a bandwagon for sinister_bunny (

in absentia

), and there you are, voting to lynch yourself.

Is your true identity Marvin the Depressed Robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

That ship hated me,'' Marvin said dejectedly, indicating the policecraft.[...]
''It hated me because I talked to it.''
''You talked to it?'' exclaimed Ford. ''What do you mean you talked to it?''
''Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,'' said Marvin.
''And what happened?'' pressed Ford.
''It committed suicide,'' said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

''Hey ... Marvin!'' he said, ''Marvin! How did you get here?''
Marvin was forced to say something which came very hard to him. ''I don't know,'' he said.
''But ...''
''One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable. An Improbability Field I expect.''

''Come on over here,'' said Zaphod, ''We've got a job for you.''
Marvin trudged towards them. ''I won't enjoy it,'' he said.
''Yes you will,'' enthused Zaphod, ''there's a whole new life stretching out ahead of you.''
''Oh, not another one,'' groaned Marvin.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Come on people, even the lynchee is convinced it's the best lynch.

And if you're still unsure, ask yourself a simple question: What would Space Jesus do? I think we all know the answer to that question.

[elvis_knits]

Just lynch Lost Prophet before everyone abandons the game.

[DrippingGoofball]

Elvis, you're a funny one.

But you know what's funnier than you? The Random Garfield Comic Strip Generator.

Click on "GO" and a random Garfield comic strip will be generated for you. Frequently, they are funnier than the non-random ones in your daily newspaper, and deeper in meaning.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Do you know what it's even funnier? The random Dinosaur Comics Generator.

But seriously just vote for LostProphet already.

[Lostprophet]

I appreciate it, DrippyGoof, but I haven't played well and I don't want to be the reason the game stalls out entirely. We're friends though, from now on.

[SpamWise]

unvote

Vote:Lothtprophet

Now I get to be daykilled! Yay!

[DrippingGoofball]

Elvis, can you use this Elvis Stained Glass Pattern to make yourself a nifty jacquard?

Poor LostProphet isn't even close to have his masochistic death wishrealized.

This is more like assisted suicide than a lynching. How many votes do you need for assisted suicide? Same as for a lynch, oh.

Unvote: sinister bunner

who richly deserves it.

Vote: LostProphet

who can no longer stand the pain of living.

It's an act of mercy. Or is is?

[TSAGod]

Lynch the um...self voter and stuff.

revote lp

[Sotty7]

Yeah, I know. It degenerated a bit. Even I think I'm the best lynch now.

Unvote, Vote: Lostprophet

.

Note: This is not a gambit. Better luck tomorrow night. I won't be terribly missed, promise.

Voting for himself + a plausible method for his claim to be a killer =

Unvote, Vote: LostProphet

[Lostprophet]

Is this poor form? I feel bad.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I think your lynch was and is inevitable, so not really. You're just helping us speed up a slow day 1.

[DrippingGoofball]

I still hate to see the spirit of an innocent so broken that they would want to take their own life... while sinister bunny is sitll hopping around with impunity! Or hiding in his rabbit hole, as the case may be...

[Sotty7]

Unofficial Vote count!

Lostprophet

14

- ibaesha, Aureal, armlx, TSAGOD, Cropcircles, W!nt3r, Jecht, VisMajor, Cogito Ergo Sum, elvis_Knits, Lostprophet, DrippingGoofball, Spamwise, Sotty7
Jecht

5

- Nightfall, Bamboomancer, CA, inhim
Commodore Amazing

4

- Pooky, PeaceBringer, Smilax, Bigbenwd
TSAGod

1

- Coron
Strykker

1

- HeZLucky
sinister_bunny

1

– Mikeburnfire

7 Not Voting - bethelmark, dranko, roland, sinister_bunny, nonny, Macros, MOS

Feel free to correct anything I might have missed but we now have 14 on LP with 17 to lynch. Normally I do think self voting is bad form, but this game seems to be dragging out to an almost painful point, I can understand were you are coming from LP.

[Commodore Amazing]

I am most definitely voting for lostprophet.

unvote: lostprophet, vote: lostprophet

[PeaceBringer]

fine, unvote CA, vote lost prophet.

vig take care of our CA problem please.

[DrippingGoofball]

LostProphet needs just one more dose of morphine before going to sleep, and meet his maker...

Who has the final needle?

This is too hard to watch... I am going to log off...

[Commodore Amazing]

fine, unvote CA, vote lost prophet.

vig take care of our CA problem please.

[HezLucky]

Lost Prophet wins if he is lynched???

Somebody gonna get ahurt real bad...

[Smilax765]

After reading carefully I believe this is a good choice.

unvote: CA Vote: LP

Still

FOS: CA

[W!nt3r]

After reading carefully I believe this is a good choice.

unvote: CA Vote: LP

Still

FOS: CA

Fos: Similax

for this utterly stupid post.