Open 279 - Rusty Guillotine Mafia - Game Over!

[VP Baltar]

lol, give it your best shot.

I like how you don't even have a second suspect at all. You certainly are putting effort into the game and proving me wrong.

[Fate]

My plan involved lynching Baltar, BUT OK HURRRR

[GreyICE]

lol, give it your best shot.

I like how you don't even have a second suspect at all. You certainly are putting effort into the game and proving me wrong.

Nope. I don't even have any proof Equinox isn't your buddy.

I'll worry about finding buddies when I know they're town. For now, you're a very, very strong scumread, and I want you lynched.

[Fate]

Grey your entrance into this game is so underwhelming.

No one's going to sheep you"jus cuz" witha couple of fancy quotes.

How bout you fuckin tell em WHY I'm town and WHY others are scum.

Yeah

[GreyICE]

Because you're asking to die, duh.

You want tomorrow to be a big production where you get to lead the town to the last scum (or two scum, if Equinox flips town), set everything up, have us follow you around, then die and be confirmed town.

None of your plans as scum ever involve you dying.

[Fate]

What if I was SCUM and, seeing that I'm clearly going down, made a plan that would let me LEAD A MISLYNCH tomorrow?

You're leaving yourself a blind spot GREYKUN

[GreyICE]

Nonsense. There's 8(9) people alive.

Even if we chose to sheep your reads tomorrow, you'd at best get 1 mislynch. So that's 2 NKs, and 1 mislynch. Leaving 4(5) players left. Who would you trust as your scumbuddy to get you through this? Chesskid? RedCoyote? Oh maybe AGM, he's never been obvious.

Hell, even if I bought that WIFOM, the only person you'd trust enough would be VP Baltar. And he's obvscum anyway, you'd be crazy to think that this thread would miss that.

[Fate]

RC and I have planned this bus N1, isn't it obvious?

I mean, its brilliant you have to admit:

"Hey RC, laid back and casual scumbag. What if.... what if YOU.. bussed ME. The KING of scummers? AND SD. No one would see a double bus from you. Fuckin NO ONE would see it coming.

Go for gold.

Be confirmed town.

I'll WIFOM it up in thread as I die."


Yup.

Definitely.

[GreyICE]

Oh gimme a break. I almost feel like lynching you for having a plan this bad and then proceeding to ignore everything you post tomorrow, but VP Baltar is sitting RIGHT THERE telling me how bad I am at this game. Let me make a nice big case, kill him, then you can tell us who the big ol' scumbag that you have pegged for number 3 is (since I'm guessing you have bad feelings about the Equinox flip).

[Fate]

Wait a sec.

This just in, when GreyICE is calling me TOWN and reading me RIGHT he's scum!

Normally he just spams the thread like a fucktard with CRAP reads!

Unvote:
Vote: GREYICE

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH JARTI

DIE FUCKER DIE

[hitogoroshi]

Vote Count #66

Fate: Vigilante Ventriloquist, RedCoyote, AlmasterGM (L-2)
LuckayLuck: VP Baltar, Equinox
Chesskid3: LuckayLuck
VP Baltar: GreyICE
GreyICE: Fate
Vigilante Ventriloquist:

Fate

Not voting:

chesskid3,

GreyICE

On guillotine:

Equinox

Deadline is on April 19th, 2011, at 2PM Central Time.

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to end the day immediately.

With no new votes until deadline, Fate will be placed on guillotine.

[AlmasterGM]

somebody just shoot me.

i dont want to do this anymore.

[Fate]

I KNOW YOUR BRAIN BOX ISNT WORKIN AND THIS GAME IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAL HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

START WITH THIS:

IM NOT SCUM DUMBASS.

THE REST WILL FALL INTO PLACE

[GreyICE]

Wait a sec.

This just in, when GreyICE is calling me TOWN and reading me RIGHT he's scum!

Normally he just spams the thread like a fucktard with CRAP reads!

Unvote:
Vote: GREYICE

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH JARTI

DIE FUCKER DIE

Shut up and stop smoking the good stuff.

I read you right all the time. Walking dead (okay, not for a bit, but Walking dead was a clusterfuck), MPM, etc.

I'm town you annoying twit, and you know VP is scum.

Stop trying to annoy me into implementing your 'master plan.'

[Fate]

I don't have a master plan.

It WAS lynch VV, lynch scum, game over, if not lynch me and Baltar>>>>>

But no.
Town had their OWN derp plan full of fail.

So I'm just sitting here waiting to die.

[Fate]

And no, apparently you DONT read me right all the time.

[GreyICE]

I'd enjoy it if you read me right like half the time. I think you have this suspicion one game I'm finally going to be scum and you'll be town and you'll trust me, and then you'll lose, so you lynch me on general principle

[Fate]

I don't actually think you're scum, assclown, my vote just has no power today.

[Fate]

And no, I don't have any fear of losing to GREYSCUM. You're easy as hell to catch.

[GreyICE]

And no, I don't have any fear of losing to GREYSCUM. You're easy as hell to catch.

Yeah, 'cause you try and lynch me EVERY GAME WE'RE IN

[GreyICE]

Now vote VP Baltar, we both know he's scum, and we can fucking actually do something here.

[Vigilante Ventriloquist]

@GreyICE
Second scum read and favorite unicorn color please

[GreyICE]

Vote VP
Unicorn Brethran's head in a bag.

Seriously, I'll have a second scumread.
When I know equinox's alignment.

That'll tell me a lot.

[GreyICE]

Why VP Baltar Deserves to be Eaten by Angry Weasels on Steroids

A short case history

Scumreads:

zoraster and AGM, with the latter being the worst of the two.
Then there are a lot of middling people like Jarti and Fate who I would suspect if things were not cleaned up after you three.

One of the first mentions of Shadow Dancer:

hint: Ythill had terrible reads this game.
Anyhow, no one is giving him a pass for anything. I just don't think he makes sense as a lynch candidate today.
People who do make sense are Concission, RC, AGM and ShadowDancer.

@AGM - I would say my read on zoraster is more middle of the road null at this point. He's delivered some content that I like, but I don't like the way he hasn't been here much, is trying to dictate what lynch is or is not viable today and then disappears again for more V/la. Thread needs a lot more zoraster so I can form an opinion that isn't easily swayed. Now you can answer my questions instead of dodging them.

Unvote, Vote:AGM

Mentioned Questions:

VPB keeps saying that both zoraster and I are scum

lol, seriously? I had that feeling at the start of the day today, which I amended shortly after. Looking at my iso, there are only two posts where I linked you and that was short lived. Do tell where I 'keep' saying it though, considering that your big ass theory above hinges on it.

Hmmmmmm...

Why have you been on my ass so much today if I'm a strong town read SD? Also, what do you mean by erratic?

Stop clumsy distancing me you idiot.

The answer:

Why have you been on my ass so much today if I'm a strong town read SD? Also, what do you mean by erratic?

"Erratic" as "highly prone to error" (another bad choice of words, I gues :/ )... And if been on your arse because you did something highly scummy or rather highly idiotic as I cannot help myself but to feel... And that's what I was going to determine...

VP never mentions this answer again, despite, how shall we put this? OH YEAH IT SUCKING A GIANT LLAMA COCK.

HE NEVER EVER FOLLOWS UP

Shadow Dancer CLEARLY has no idea how to answer this question. Why? It comes from a scumbuddy. VP decides not to pay attention to it.

By the end he's nearly pleading:

That's fine...but also irrelevant. (also it has nothing to do with posting style, I know for a fact what the main account is)

The point is that he will be choosing between AGM and SD to lynch. He is a good scumhunter (regardless of role-claiming choices) and therefore is more likely to pick scum out of the two of them in the off-chance that they are not both scum.

I'm ok with a shadow lynch...but why are we letting AGM scum off the hook exactly?
I do think Jarti's point is valid. I seem to recall Ythill pointing out yesterday that SD was on every single major wagon that happened.

PLEASE LYNCH AGM OVER MY BUDDY.

Oh and you know what fucking damns him?

http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 7#p2781187

oh, trust me, I feel you. I hate those arguments too. I'm just trying to find out if AT is actually scum or simply a stubborn ass noob that is clutching to a bad argument out of pride.

plus we have lots of time left in the day.

He does a question and answer session with Anti-Town. Because it's pro-town.

Number of Q&A sessions he does with Shadow Dancer?

ZERO

Despite him being one of the top wagons and a supposed scum suspect. He avoids interacting with him at all.

VP IS FUCKING OBVIOUS PEOPLE.
MY LORD DERAIL THIS LYNCH ON MY BUDDY

[GreyICE]

*that's what everything about that day says.

I'm good with enter.