Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[chesskid3]

need to pay for that foo

[Meransiel]

Ethernia, will N be able to exploit resources from your land? We will share half of the paycheck which comes from selling the resources.

Another request of yours that I am meeting with a friendly "sod off!".

[Drench]

CYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELE

join the UN btw

[Cybele]

Still reading...

[animorpherv1]

ITT I learn why Cybele doesn't play mafia.

[Cybele]

What? You expect me to read 20-odd pages in two hours? Or just don't expect me to read them?
:/
Incidentally, have I missed the first spending period?

[Drench]

What? You expect me to read 20-odd pages in two hours? Or just don't expect me to read them?
:/
Incidentally, have I missed the first spending period?

It ends in a few days, but nope.

[Cybele]

Yay. And what was the ruling on magick-based technology? Still the 'not happening' that it was on, like, page 6?

[animorpherv1]

Yes, No, it's still ongoing, not gonna happen.

[Cybele]

BAH. Fine, but that doesn't mean I can't delve into new magick-like science. The people of Upper Darsica

will

have their souls back! The Council swears it!

[animorpherv1]

Ask for alliance with Celaphapodland.

If successful:
Call alliance (Pherv-A-Whirl, Fallen Angels, Celaphapodland) Gurinland Treaty

Also, where did LOWER Darsica go?

[Cybele]

Also, where did LOWER Darsica go?

/ignore...

[animorpherv1]

Alright then. I'll use my imagination.

[Cybele]

Added an anthem of general atmosphere for Darsica.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO-3qqDdHnA

[Occult]

TRANSMIT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT VIA PIRATE RADIO INTO MISTOTOPIA

The Phervic population and government is enraged by Mistotopia's wastefulness and over-extravagance. The corrupt president spends billions on a "hospital" and quickly abandons it to pocket the money for themselves. The Mistotopian bourgeoisie profit from the sweat of the workers backs, while its people tremble in fear of its president's martial law and constant terrorist attacks. It fights its greedy war in hopes to expand its power at you and your family's expense, while the Socialist Utopia of Pherv-A-Whirl has prospered, due to its unshakable leadership, solid ideology and it's treaties with its strong allies. Mistotopia has hidden the truth from what one of your goverment's top bourgeoisie referred to as the "dirty masses". We will offer the people escape from the Mistotopian dictator. Throw off your chains! Throw off your yokes! and take your freedom! Phrev-A-Whirl will accept any Mistotopia refugees and immigrants. They will be given citizenship, a job, housing and best of all, true freedom! The power belongs to the people!

New Law: Phrev-A-Whirl will accept all Mistotopian refugees and immigrants. They will be granted immediate citizenship.

Also, Gurinland Treaty sounds quite quaint, I like it.

[Cybele]

Hmmm... the interactions have been rather interesting so far. After much deliberation, the Council of Ten has announced that Upper Darsica has decided to abstain from the proposed United Nations, and will consider all further offers on a case-by-case basis.
*inspects neighbours* Oh boyyyyy...
The Council will release its proposed budget momentarily in a much-anticipated Lunastician State Address.

[SharkFinn]

Accept Alliance with Fallen Angels, froming a 3-way alliance between Cephalopodland, Fallen Angels, and Pherv-a-Whirl

[izakthegoomba]

Great! I'll add those details later. Cybele, there is no specific spending period. You get £10B on each Monday, and you can spend it however and whenever you like. It is allowed (and advised) that you save up some money. And someone is still researching magic, but don't expect them to do very well out of it.

[JDGA]

So then there were 18.
yay~
lol @ people obsessing over Cybele as if she were LLD or something
And now it's back to watching, loling, and waiting for 10B to arrive.

Research Internet to use Google to look up the Alt-code for the pound symbol

[JDGA]

Ah, got it.
...and then forgot it. *looks up again*
Ah, got it.
£
And now it's back to watchin, loling, and waiting for £10B to arrive.

[Cybele]

"Greetings, citizens and brothers under the stars, during this glorious night. We are joined by Sister Moon, who, as she has promised, has returned once again to harbour our greater halfs in her protective arms. It is the 700th Lunastice of May and it is with great pride I unveil the Council of Ten's newest rulings!"
*unreserved cheering from the massive crowds in the Square below the Councillors' Piazza*
"As always, we remain committed to the studies of the ethereal and its utilities. We have branched our studies to further determine the nature of our fractured essence. I can tell you now, that our scholars are on the precipice of truly understanding the soul's tract. WE - WILL - HAVE - HOLISM!"
*pause for the crowd to retain its bearing and applause to die down*
"Also, advancements will be made in new applications for the vast chemical resources that are found so plentiful in our sands. I cannot speak too much on this for now, but suffice it to say that there will be much to be said on it in the near future.
"Finally, I bring to your attention the more mundane development plans. Right here in our own capital of Heredux, we will begin construction of the Sister Moon's Home, a great hospice the destitute and downtrodden. All shall be welcomed for free meals, warm beds, and to receive the comforting words of Her Love in the darkest night. We are opening another series of hospices in the outlands of our brethren. Councillor Cherermin will handle the affairs of it, and will speak more freely of it in the future, once development has been agreed upon.
"Let us now pray for the return of our holism, and for the cold of the night to not penetrate to our hearths or hearts.
"AMEN!"

[Empking]

But i is not

Yes you are. Also give me two Billion, kay.

[Cybele]

3 billion

spent on research grants, divided amongst the following subjects:

• The substance of the Soul - (.75B)
  Mundane applications of chemical resources - (1.5B)
  Effects of chemical resources in combination with etheral studies - (.75B)

1 billion

spent on the construction of a great church/hospice/hospital structure for the capital (Sister Moon's Home)

1.5 billion

spent on training employees/missionaries for Sister Moon's Home and other hospices
Remaining

4.5 billion

saved in federal reserve

[Cybele]

A message from Councillor Cherermin of Upper Dorsica to the representatives of the countries of the world:
"Greetings, family under the many stars! The people of Upper Dorsica have much to be thankful for, as for seven centuries we have always known peace. We feel now, in our great period of tranquility, we have but one purpose: to join as one under the stars in achieving holism.
"It is with this thought that we have decided to drastically reverse our age-old stance of isolationism in favour of unity. We ask that we be allowed to build structures of charity and philosophy in the cities of your lands. All construction will be done to no cost of yourself, and be made to confirm with any such laws that stand within your borders. We wish only to share what we have found: peace and happiness, with the peoples of the world.
"Will you have us?"

[JDGA]

Hmm... a public statement from Draconia regarding the latest world power:
We greet you peacefully. Your request to construct a peace-supporting monument in our capital city initially seemed suspicious, but I tend to be initially suspicious of all acts of generosity. However, you certainly seem to be sincere, so I, for one, accept your proposal. May your days be filled with joy and goodwill, however many you have.