Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[Tragedy]

Spend 10 Million to Mine resources.

[Mist7676]

Bah! I need more money than just 2Million.

[T-Bone]

Send a dollar.

Now you have 2,000,001!

[Mist7676]

Buy a Pack of gum

£1D

[T-Bone]

THIS JUST IN!

ASTEROID ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PLANET SCUM! EVERYONE RUN!!! OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!

[animorpherv1]

T-BONE TO THE TIBIA.

[kiwieagle]

i want World MafiaWar 1 to happen.
Socialist Alliance vs UN
Then the Surivana Convention is made so we discuss about war since it was too bloody and how to treat PoW nicer and no torture.
Chesskid doesnt care and creates World MafiaWar 2, but since his city has no jews he massacre muslims in Concentration Camps.
animopherv city is completely obliterated by Chesskids attacks.
Chesskid tries to attack JDGA but its way too fkin cold and retreats and many die.
Chesskid is destroyed after the UN is able to claim his city by attacking en masse
Since animopherv has no city they grant him a space in middle of surivana.
Surrounding cities get pissed that they all had to give a portion.
As World MafiaWar 2 finishes Mist invents the nuke.
Mist then is treated like a God.
The UN is abadoned and Mistbepowerful is made.
Tragedy dislikes and tries to make a rebelion with the help of mallow, shark,cybele and me
World MafiaWar 3 starts.
Izakthegoomba takes no part during all these conflicts but during that time he researched a Death Star and doesnt care he even stated in his 1st post its not possible
As the vicious fight between Mistispowerful vs Rebels occurs, mist decides to mass spam nukes throughout the world.
Though spies are able to find out in time and try to stop Mist
But izak goes "i pwn" and destroys the world with the Death Star

I just predicted the whole game.

[Mist7676]

IZAK WTF?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP THE NUKE PRIVATE!!!!!!

[Tragedy]

Tragedy dislikes and tries to make a rebelion with the help of mallow, shark,cybele and me

There's no proof of this.

[kiwieagle]

Tragedy dislikes and tries to make a rebelion with the help of mallow, shark,cybele and me

There's no proof of this.

.....yet

[Tragedy]

TOO BAD I GOT MY PILLOWS.

[T-Bone]

You deny it because IT'S TRUE

[Cybele]

/is not included in kiwi's predictions...?

[Tragedy]

Yes, you were.

[Cybele]

Oh. Well, okay...

[T-Bone]

Since we are all in the UN, lets get this to picking the Secretary-General then right?

I nominate Drench of Greater Walasia, but only if he updates Once and Twice Now

[Tragedy]

Invests 5 Million for Recycling Materials into Military Machines.

[izakthegoomba]

Don't worry, I haven't abandoned you or anything. Updating everything today.

[izakthegoomba]

Topic locked because I'm writing the weekly mega-update. It'll take a bit of time, so you may want to go away for a couple of hours.

[izakthegoomba]

Just a note before I start, since this is the first mega update: if you think you should have got more money than you did - for example, if you are mining resources, and didn't get extra money - don't panic. You will probably get more money next week instead.

Weekly Mega-Update - Week 1

Castelia

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Draconia

Receives £11.5B
Population grows by 5,000

Ethernia

Receives £10.5B
Population grows by 6,000

Would have received £11.5B; £1B automatically goes to the army

Dinotopia

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Fallen Angels

Receives £11B
Population grows by 5,000

Pherv-A-Whirl

Receives £11B
Population grows by 5,000

Cephalopodland

Receives £10B
Population grows by 4,950

Mistotopia

Receives £6B
Population grows by 3,000

Low figures due to martial law

Chesstopia

Receives £11.5B
Population grows by 8,000

High population growth due to legalization of polygamy and banning of condoms

Astariel

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Flying Kiwi

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Olynnia

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Upper Darsica

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Greater Walesia

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

Land of Ninja

Receives £11.5B
Population grows by 5,000

Zimbabwean Republic

Receives £10.5B
Population grows by 5,000

Terroristotopia

Receives £10B
Population grows by 5,000

N

Receives £10.2B
Population grows by 5,000

Caledonia

Receives £10.05B
Population grows by 5,000

[Robotnick2]

Wow, thank you Izak.

Begin diplomatic transmission

Astariel

will, for now, declare this as its expenditure;

£1b

on general upkeep of Astariel

£1b

on improvements to Astariel

£1b

on the establishment of a National Health Service

£500m

on

Chemical

extraction technology

Additionally,

Astariel

would like to offer alliances to

Olynnia

,

Upper Darsica

and the

Land of Ninja.

End diplomatic transmission

[kiwieagle]

1b on general upkeep
1b to hurry up what i am currently developing
1b on trying to harvest the chemicals

[Drench]

Greater Walesia declares the following policies:

$1bil to be stored in the Emergency Reserve, bringing its total to $4bil.

$1bil to general upkeep.

All money necessary, up to $3bil, to gain an accurate finding on the profit to be gained from oil trading per week delivered to myself.

[izakthegoomba]

Wow, thank you Izak.

Did I do something particularly impressive?

[T-Bone]

Hey my magic research is no longer listed. Is it finished?

Also. Seriously? 99999? That's only gonna make your life harder.

Print 1 dollar to add back to country's coffers