Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[animorpherv1]

LOL..

[chesskid3]

Before I forget. Pull orphans out of Flying Kiwi and Fallen Angels and N and CSL's country

[Tragedy]

There's Orphans in my country? 0.o

[chesskid3]

>_>
*whistles*

[chesskid3]

A handful

[Tragedy]

Spending money on an army is worth it.

Wait, let me reword it;

Spend 10 Billion for an awesome army.

[T-Bone]

10B nets you 100K soldiers.

and dammit I demand a winner.

The jets are scrambled.

[T-Bone]

Send 30K troops to PanzerJager's country. Occupy said country.

[kiwieagle]

now that im out of this bull shit
do you want help tbone?

[T-Bone]

He only has a defense army of 1,000. It'll be a walk in the park. I need 5-1 to win on offense right? I sent 30-1....

[kiwieagle]

I want it to be monday soon.
I need the money.
Desperately x.x
These damn wars....

[animorpherv1]

I want it to be monday soon.
I need the money.
Desperately x.x
These damn wars....

ikr.

[Drench]

CHESSKID

[Meransiel]

@izak: Why the hell did you tell kiwi's spies I was planning to destroy him when I wasn't?

Btw

Arnor must still pay 2 bil to be allowed to retreat. Inform his troops that he values money more than their lives.

[inspiratieloos]

Ethernia's

soldiers have pulled together, forming a stronghold in the capital, and are fighting valiantly for their nation.

Shouldn't that be Arnorian troops? Because I'm pretty sure I controlled the entire capital while Meransiel had deserted it, and it took me 2-3 updates to even get there while not getting any resistance.

I'm pragmatic, 8000 troops = 0.8B
The damage they'll be causing to you is >>> 2B
If anything, you should be paying me

The less troops I have left the harder it will be to find them and the more the balance of damage will shift in my favor.

Spend 2B to train 20,000 troops

Izak: Can you post in thread when Mer and Chesskid will be unable to do anything to stop my plan, so I can tell them what I'm going to do and give him one last chance to reconsider?

[izakthegoomba]

No, I did mean Ethernian troops. Whilst chesskid's attack sent you and kiwi into disarray, they recaptured a small part of it.

And yes, if this plan of yours works (not sure I read the PM about it yet, or need to find it again), I will say so.

[Meransiel]

@insp: I'm also pragmatic. You value your soldier's lives as if they were mere objects, and I can use that to my advantage.

@izak: You still didn't answer my question.

[izakthegoomba]

Why the hell did you tell kiwi's spies I was planning to destroy him when I wasn't?

Did I?

[inspiratieloos]

My soldiers know that they are valued as objects... That's what they're paid for to do.
I will use tactics to attempt to get them out alive, but I wont spend more on it than those troops are worth.

Izak: The plan is just a reference to the one I already sent.

This whole situation is pretty funny:
I attacked Ethernia to help Ani and CSL (by forcing Mer to retreat)
Then kiwi, who fought on the same side as Mer decided to stop his attack and instead help me in my attack on Ethernia
Now me and kiwieagle are allies while CSL has joined with Chesskid and Meransiel
Backstabbing all around

CSL: You said you were afraid that I was secretly working with Chesskid when I offered to help you, but did you already secretly collude with him then?

[Meransiel]

@izak: Kiwi implies that.

Any of Arnor's soldiers stationed in Ethernia are free to defect from their cruel generals who put no value on their lives and join Ethernian military.

[mallowgeno]

Spend 4B on some soldiers

[kiwieagle]

@izak: Kiwi implies that.

Any of Arnor's soldiers stationed in Ethernia are free to defect from their cruel generals who put no value on their lives and join Ethernian military.

Tell Ethernia's citizen to come to Flying Kiwi if they feel that Meransiel's shitty laws and tryanical rule is too much for them

If you wanna do stuff like that.
So can I.
And I have spies, izak wont say what I have been doing just because you asked. Its like asking
"Will Meransiel destroy me izak?"
He wont answer, because its like "classified"

[T-Bone]

The saints come marching in! Oh the saints come marching in...to The Constallations!

[CSL]

Grrr...

Mod: Is the 11 billion dollars a mistake or not? Answer the question.

Don't make me inflate the size again

[izakthegoomba]

No, you have 490,000,000. I think I mucked it up when reviving Drench.

Now updating. Thread won't be locked, but no further actions happen until tomorrow.