Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[chesskid3]

Jail SK's weapons inspectors upon arrival in hohumsterdam

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[Tragedy]

Sending weapons inspectors doesn't mean you don't get along does it? (Wish I'd joined Deimoiska...)

Seeing that Weapon Inspectors in my land disturbs me a hell lot.

[T-Bone]

I won't send one to Tragedy and Hoppster, as I trust them not to endanger Deimoska.

[Bowser]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

SLEEPYKREW DID THIS?

[T-Bone]

Apparently.

[Tragedy]

Apparently.

[Bowser]

Fuuuuck.

Anyone want to blitz sleepykrew?

[inspiratieloos]

If they blow, if they are nuclear and if he wasn't just bluffing/joking.

read: not really

[theplague42]

Jail SK's weapons inspectors upon arrival in hohumsterdam

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[inspiratieloos]

What's with all the hate on weapon inspectors? Or am I just the only one that isn't trying to kill everyone with secret weapons...

[theplague42]

SK mailed the (possibly fake) nukes. Why does he then want to inspect everyone else's weapons????

[animorpherv1]

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[izakthegoomba]

I am being dragged way off of he beaten track on Saturday, so little or no Internet access. I might get an update in once or twice, but really it will be a break from this. Feel free to discuss, spend, plan, etc., and I will ensure everything comes to fruition when I get back. Everyone except Mist can assume they get £10B on Monday, anything more will be detailed in a special giga-update upon my return. Mist can assume £2B. Enjoy the break!

Also, the week starting on 22nd July will see me vacate all areas of internet access. Annoyingly timed family summerish stuff.

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In

Mistotopia

, the army has scattered, all resistance made pointless by the unprecedented scale of the attack. The invaders are now occupying most of the capital.

For Melodica, 1,300 died.
For Flying Kiwi, 2,800 died.
For Intibo, 400 died.
For Draconia, 600 died.
For Chesstopia, 2,700 died.
For Arnor, 1,200 died.

For Mistotopia, 11,400 died, mostly military.

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Chesstopia's

plan for dropping the nuke on

Arnor

has gone into action. The air force stormed the Arnorian skies, while missiles were fired at strategic targets. Arnor may have had better planes, but Chesstopia had the upper hand with their numbers, and the missiles.

For Chesstopia, 1,400 died.

For Arnor, 2,700 died.

And as the battle raged thousands feet above Arnor, the single plane carrying the deadly package flew high above the fight, waiting until the right moment, before dropping the nuclear bomb on

Arnor

.

From that height, there was no way it would stay in one piece and not detonate. But there was no blast. No fireball. Just a mangled mess of metal and other components, in a back alley in the Arnorian capital. Naturally, police have cordoned of the entire area, and experts have been called in, but the wide world has no information on what has really happened here...

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Meanwhile,

Chesstopian

special forces have attempted to take back the chemical rig and middle finger statue. They succeeded in taking back the statue - however, they did not manage to take the culprits alive. In the rig, they were less successful. They failed to find a quiet way into the chemical rig, which was entirely locked down. They are considering a full-scale assault - however, it would be dangerous...

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Fallen Angels

has managed to take the nuke just outside of the nation. It's detonation would still kill some nearby and cause radiation, but it is now an acceptable risk.

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Melodica

has almost finished encasing the nuke. They intend to bury it very soon.

[chesskid3]

heh


truce or I destroy you. Up to you.

[T-Bone]

FIGHT!!!

Also, Nuke is a dud apparently. Why have none of you bother to research it?

[chesskid3]

change the last 4 billion spent on stuff that goes boom to

2 billion on missile upgrades and 2 billion on lots more missile silos and missiles so i'm not just vulnerable to someone taking control of my statue

Abort assault on chemical rig, negotiate with terrorists

[kiwieagle]

so....
since I put like 5B on the space operation...

will it finish soon?

Also:
I doubt Sk sent the nukes,
and that the nukes are real.


Thing is...
who sent them?

[Mist7676]

Jail SK's weapons inspectors upon arrival in hohumsterdam

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[JDGA]

Pull out of Mistotopia

A battle, ended. Neutrality, restored.

[SleepyKrew]

Wow, apparently inspir is the only person in the game who understands what a joke is.
Unjail my people or war.
And I seem to recall an international law saying that any country you aren't at war with can send inspectors. I'm at war with nobody.

[Mist7676]

Not taking chances

[kiwieagle]

Not taking chances

Jail SK's weapons inspectors upon arrival in hohumsterdam

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ok nvm then.
sheep sheep sheep

[inspiratieloos]

Wow, apparently inspir is the only person in the game who understands what a joke is.
Unjail my people or war.
And I seem to recall an international law saying that any country you aren't at war with can send inspectors. I'm at war with nobody.

It isn't a law, it is my condition for supplying uranium for the nuclear energy project. The problem is that when I put forth that condition I was the only one that officially had a uranium supply.

[Hoppster]

T-Bone, could you please send some weapon inspectors to Tragedy and Hoppster?
Tragedy, could you please send some weapon inspectors to T-Bone and Hoppster?
Hoppster, could you please send some weapon inspectors to T-Bone and Tragedy?
Edit: and some to H'dam I guess...

This is a pathetically transparent attempt to stir trouble and divide Deimoska.

I pity you. You're so easy to see through that I imagine you spend a good deal of time being bumped into by random people on the street.

[inspiratieloos]

That really wasn't the intention actually, you responses did partially get me what I wanted though so I guess I'm not that transparent after all