Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[animorpherv1]

Yay!

[Tragedy]

Urrr~

[animorpherv1]

WHERE DEM GIRLS AT GIRLS AT

[JDGA]

>18 hours later

[inspiratieloos]

Did you really expect him to update immediately with the amount of chaos we usually create?

[izakthegoomba]

Weekly Mega-Update - Week 9

A note before the game-stuff update later. Mistotopia has fallen, Mist is dead, and Melodican troops have the biggest chunk of the capital. You need to decide what you will do with the nation.

Also, Drench has been modkilled. Again. Somehow, I kind of failed at prodding him, but 18 days is way to much.

Draconia

Gains: £10B
Population grows by: 5,000

Ethernia

Population grows by: 5,000

Dinotopia

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

Melodica

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

Fallen Angels

Gains: £10B
Population grows by: 5,000

Intibo

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

Tresa

Gains: £10B
Populations grows by: 5,000

Chesstopia

Gains: £20B
Population grows by: 8,000

Flying Kiwi

Gains: £15B
Population grows by: 5,000

Arnor

Gains: £17B
Population grows by: 5,000

Astariel I

Population grows by: 1,500

Astariel II

Population grows by: 1,500

Astariel III

Population grows by: 1,500

Calamity Isles

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

Zimbabwean Republic

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

N

Gains: £10.2B
Population grows by: 5,000

Caledonia

Gains: £11B
Population grows by: 5,000

Hohumsterdam

Gains: £10B
Population grows by: 5,000

[Hoppster]

£1bn into general upkeep etc.

[Bowser]

Restore order to Mistotopia. Rename it Bowser's Kingdom. Capital city is now Bowser's Castle

[animorpherv1]

£1bn into general upkeep etc.

[mallowgeno]

2B into general upkeep

[Tragedy]

2 Billion into General Upkeep & Improvements

Bowser, Joint Capitals? <3

[theplague42]

@izak
Can I take over the islands formerly known as Greater Walesia?

[Bowser]

plague, godkilled areas are kaput. As in, on fire, a desolate wasteland, and

gone

Tragedy, Yes.

[Tragedy]

Yay

Bowser

CSL! <3

[Tragedy]

Pay 2 Billion to Get faster resources,
4 Billion to send men to Mistotopia by Ship to gather resources (Metal) quickly

[JDGA]

Spend £2B on general upkeep and improvements

[izakthegoomba]

Ransom time

Mistotopia

is in ruin. Rebels are still running riot, wrecking buildings and attacking officials. It seems they are no happier with the invasion than they were with the previous government. The largest chunk of the nation is still held by

Melodica

, but

Flying Kiwi

,

Chesstopia

, and

Arnor

all continue to occupy large areas.

---

Despite the huge expenditure on saving Lord Chesskid, there was only so much the nation's best doctors could do. Chesskid had lost a lot of blood, and was almost dead when he reached the hospital. He died within a few hours.

Lord Chesskid is dead. His advisors and potential heirs are scrabbling for power. It seems that his son is most likely to take control.

---

Another video has been sent out from Dark Moon. It showed several politicians from

Fallen Angels

, as well Queen Tragedy's son, and several others who could not be identified, bound and gagged. It cut to the same man, addressing the camera...

"As you can see, we have taken some very important figures as hostages, as well as several civilians from Draconia, and Flying Kiwi. We do not intend to harm them, so long as our demands our met. Also, on behalf of Dark Moon, I would like to claim responsibility for the assassination of Lord Chesskid. He was a tyrannical ruler, and a threat to the world. His people are better off without him. Lastly, I will make it know that I have contacts within every nation. You will not find me.

From Fallen Angels, we expect a ransom of £500M to be payed. We also want the entire advanced weapons project to be destroyed.

From N, we expect a £1B ransom to be payed in return for the leader's son, and for the elite army of 30,000 to be disbanded.

This will not be the last of our demands."

[animorpherv1]

inb4 Meransiel/Mist is really 'Dark Moon'

Public Statement @ Dark Moon:

Dark Moon, if you want to gouge at people for advanced Weaponry, I'm not your dude. All I did was make it public, everyone else has just done it in secret.

[Tragedy]

1 Billion and elite army ogne.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[Bowser]

The AXIS of Vengeance has been disbanded with Chesskid's defeat

Tragedy, I advise you do it.

[JDGA]

/6-day prod PersonalIdiot04

He's up to £56B. The attack he received in the "beginning of the end" update was only affecting a few private houses. Nothing major, or anything affecting the government.

FoS PersonalIdiot04

[JDGA]

Whilst I'm busy scumhunting,

if the train network isn't up and running again yet, spend £1B to fix it.

How did I miss this?

[Tragedy]

I bet the Dark Moon is SK. No doubt.

[kiwieagle]

why does melodica have more area taken?

even though I sent more troops than her/made more deaths'/have the rebelious citizens rooting for me/was the first to send troops, but oh well.

Invest 1B into national security against the Dark Moon

why does Dark Moon sound like Cybele?

[theplague42]

Oh I think I've edited stuff before to fix quote tags and such. I'll just do this.

Nothing.

Allow SK's inspectors to look around freely, but eyes-only. Send my own investigators to SK's country and investigate eyes-only.

Spend 2B on improving tourism
Spend 3B improving my oil refinery
Spend 1B on general upkeep
Spend 2B on improving my intelligence agency
Spend 2B on more/improved oil rigs

Did this spending go through?
Also,

Spend 1B on the investigation into Dark Moon