Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[killerjester]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

[izakthegoomba]

Xanatos, I've put your name into the OP, so you should be able to ask for the co-mod privileges to be moved to you.

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The Bird Flu vaccines are already taking effect and lowering the death tolls in

Magrathea

, and most of the population of

Arnor

and

The Calamity Isles

have been vaccinated. The shipments have arrived in

Draconia

,

Melodica

, and

N

.

Outside those, the Flu continues to spread.

For Ethernia, 3,800,000 died.
For Draconia, 3,400,000 died.
For Melodica, 3,200,000 died.
For Fallen Angels, 3,100,000 died.
For Intibo, 2,900,000 died.
For Chesstopia, 2,700,000 died.
For Magrathea, 810,000 died.
For Flying Kiwi, 410,000 died.

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In

Flying Kiwi

, many have surrendered against the overwhelming odds, but Kiwieagle is still guarded by a dedicated band of the very best of his soldiers, right in the heart of the capital.

The

Melodican

forces have taken it upon themselves to lead the charge at the capital, and the other anti-Kiwieagle forces have followed suit. But as the fight rages on, the Bird Flu continues to spread on both sides.

The final battle for Flying Kiwi is near.

For the Kiwieagle loyalists, 284,000 died.
For the revolutionaries, 96,000 died.
For Fallen Angels, 5,800 died.
For Magrathea, 8,100 died.
For Melodica, 11,200 died.
For the Calamity Isles, 5,700 died.

[Tragedy]

In all senses, Melodica and Fallen Angels lost a lot in total.
Oh dears!

[David Xanatos]

Who do I PM to get Mish-Mash-Moddery?

[Tragedy]

Probably ask Flay.

[theplague42]

Next shipments to Fallen Angels and Intibo, then supplement the vaccine stores in the countries which have already received it.

izak, can I get a confirmation of the PM? Sorry, Xanatos, I forgot to send it to you.

[David Xanatos]

Never too late to..

[theplague42]

First Google result when I was searching for a witty quote continuation.

[theplague42]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

ani, you made my day.

[David Xanatos]

That was not witty.

And there's still no PM. :yarr:

[theplague42]

I know, none came up!

PM incoming.

[animorpherv1]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

ani, you made my day.

what...

[theplague42]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

killerjester, you made my day.

what...

What do you mean, "what"?

Apparently I'm seriously out of it right now.

[animorpherv1]

Oh, that makes more sense...

[JDGA]

DISTRIBUTE (vaccines) EVERYWHERE

There, now people can be happy after that incident involving mass irrigation.
We... uh... don't talk about that anymore.

Anyways,

Spend £2B on researching and constructing/discovering the fourth wall

[inspiratieloos]

OW SHI~

btw, you can't 'construct' a fourth wall, either you 'exist' or you don't...

Send diplomats to Calamiry Isles, Melodica and Caledonia to high-five the leaders

[CSL]

Why do you want to high-five the leaders?

[Robotnick2]

Insipie, we don't exist. Realistically, our countries are just manifestations of our digital imagery; we created them in their entireity. Thus, a fourth wall is possible... but how would it manifest?

[JDGA]

Robotnick, probably something like this.

[inspiratieloos]

Why do you want to high-five the leaders?

T-Bone made the 'first draft' of the vaccine, you gave it to me and plague did the mass production.

[theplague42]

Why do you want to high-five the leaders?

T-Bone made the 'first draft' of the vaccine, you gave it to me and plague did the mass production.

Where did they help?

[inspiratieloos]

T-Bone made a vaccine which worked partially, he then sent it anonymously to CSL and some others, CSL didn't trust it and gave it to me for testing (big university and all that). My scientists concluded it was a vaccine and perfected it, then I sent it to you for mass production.

Thus the four of us saved the world from death by birds.

[CSL]

I was about to call Open Season on birds.

[Tragedy]

I was about to call Open Season on birds.

Note: I actually have this t-shirt, but the background design is black, not white.

[theplague42]

T-Bone made a vaccine which worked partially, he then sent it anonymously to CSL and some others, CSL didn't trust it and gave it to me for testing (big university and all that). My scientists concluded it was a vaccine and perfected it, then I sent it to you for mass production.

Thus the four of us saved the world from death by birds.

Ah. So the grey liquid was indeed a vaccine?